Ottyag - Chinese proverbs.

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│  Chinese proverbs  │
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   Baseball is a very funny game.  It's not easy
drive four balls across the field at once.
     The boy who goes to bed with
sexual problems, may wake up
with a solution in hand.

     The man who runs after the car
may get very tired.
     A squirrel that will climb a woman's
he won't find any nuts on his leg.
     Anyone who overeats on prunes is not you.
climbs out of the toilet for many moons.
     A man who will put a woman on
land, will have a part of the Earth.
     The person who comes through the door is
porta sideways, flies to Bangkok.
     The smell in the elevator is different for dwarfs.
     Woman running with her skirt up
easier than a man with his pants down.
     A man who invites a girl
on a country walk, has only one
goal.
     If a man rides a horse, he can't
ready to cum.
     A man who blows his nose without
handkerchief, you may find snot in your
hand.
     Living is harmful - sooner or later
the bottom is dying.

     If you fuck for a long time at night, then you can
don't get enough sleep.
     If you sit at the computer for a long time at night,
rum, then you may not get enough sleep.
     If you drink vodka for a long time at night, then you can
not only do not get enough sleep, but also do not go with
study in the morning.Yes, by the way, what about your religious
ness? For those who deeply believe, below-
next I deeply apologize, but
I didn’t come up with this, it was just downloaded
from the screwSHRSOFTAMMY, before
it burned down, and he brought it from St. Petersburg from
ANTONY of TMG. And that’s pretty cool.