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│ GOSPEL OF MITKO │
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The life of the great Mitka Jesus according to the cli-
Christ's kitchen and how he dragged himself and
how his enemies killed him.
Chapter 1
1. At the beginning, everything was a damn thing.
2. And God didn’t give a damn.
3. And God gave a damn to everyone.
Chapter 2.
1. Then the fellow Joseph was hipping, carpentering and
strained.
2. And when the time came, he was impatient
marry party girl Maria.
3. And my sister was not averse to it.
4. And he took her to his hut, but he
turned out to be weak.
5. Visited her several times a day and
left with nothing.
6. And Maria lost hope of getting high.
Chapter 3
1. And God beheaded that Joseph was not going to
borscht, nor to the Red Army.
2. Maria, his wife, nomupaet, asks for fish soup.
3. And He decided to arrange a nice thing for Mary.
4. At night he entered her house, but Mary did not sleep -
la.
5. She noticed the person coming in and said: “But not in
would you go, dude?!"
6. The Lord answered her: “I am the one you
you're waiting."
7. Mary rejoiced and shouted: “Glory
God, I’ve waited, come here!”
8. But the Lord was cool and answered: “Raska-
"Tila your lip, little sister."
9. Mary responded: “So, Lord!” And he hears
angel's voice:
10. Maria, npukpytu wick, smokes.
11. And she tightened the wick, and went in to
her Lord.
12.Ain the morning He disappeared, saying: “He will be born
you, sister, are a cool dude and will be
he's a real mit."
13. But Maria crushed the mass in the cradle and could not
nothing.
14. And soon her offspring was born, and
they called him Jesus, which is in Hebrew
Mitya.
Chapter 4
1. Jesus walked past the Sea of Galilee and
I saw two dudes plowing.
2. And he said to them: “Come with me, you will us-
sinking mittens."
3. And they stopped humping and went after
Nim.
4. Then they saw more dudes and those
I was also called to the session.
5. And there were five brothers.
6. And they went through the villages to gore
those who have no idea.
7. And they got many.
8. People trudged away from them and followed, lo-
I have an unearthly thrill, waiting for the eternal
pull.
9. For this is what Christ promised them.
Chapter 5
1. And Jesus heard that there were races in the desert
the devil is running.
2. And I decided to overcome him.
3. But He was forty days without eating and
walked to the handle.
4. And the adversary was cunning and planned evil.
5. Tense yourself, he says, turn the stones
to eat, because you have nothing to eat.
6. Jesus answered him: “It’s a sin to use Mitka.”
the vile strain for the sake of his belly"
7. Then the enemy approached him a second time and
says: "Jump off the cliff, it seems
nothing will happen to you."
8. Jesus answers: “Look where I am, a
where is the rock! It's all pampering."
9. The devil moves in for the third time: “Prize-
know that my son is in front of me, and I will tell youI'll give you the whole world."
10. Jesus to him: “Why do I need him? I don't have
so much space, it’s a bummer for me.”
11. And the enemy realized that they had fucked him completely
ny growth.
Chapter 6
1. Coming from the desert, Jesus convened a session
of bros and dudes.
2. And he taught his sons, saying:
3. Don’t stress either in your life or in
thoughts, for only drawn-out highs
fut.
4. Don’t dress pop, because only those
happy, who gives a damn.
5. Don’t hang around with suckers and bigots, because
they are fussy.
6. Don’t neglect drinking, but also be aware
measure.
7. Do not hammer unnecessarily, but for the sake of distraction.
8. Let everything be so to your satisfaction
heaven so that the left hand does not know that
does the right one.
9. Do not worry about food and kpobe, for only
without tension it will break off for you.
10. Don’t ask and it will be given to you, no
seek and you will find. A the one who does
- sorry about that.
Chapter 7
1. So I’m telling you, who won’t let everything go
side, he will not stretch to his full height.
2. Someone came closer and asked: “What
should we make sure everything goes perfectly well?"
3. Jesus said: "Get your head full on
Only I can, but everyone will be tense."
4. But still, do what is commanded,
and you will receive it.
5. The one who asked answers: “I already have all this
I know."
6. And Jesus said to him: “Don’t haggle, that’s all.”
will break off."
7. But after this the questioner broke down and
fucked off.
Chapter 8
1. And it was necessary to move it further, and led
He's a little brotherlake.
2. And they looked for a boat, but could not get it
dad.
3. Jesus, seeing this, said: “If there is a need-
you won't get it!"
4. The brothers didn’t understand, they asked again.
5. A He was indignant: “What word is not to you
understand?"
6. They sighed and answered: “The boats are
no, how to move on?"
7. Jesus answered them: “That’s it!”
8. And a boat appeared, and the brothers entered it.
ki and set sail.
9. A He walked nearby on the water.
10. They looked through such an atas and asked:
"How is this?"
11. Jesus answered: “Very advanced
superficiality, so I communicate without tension
ha."
12. And those who asked understood what kind of waste they were
hold, and decided to try it ourselves, but
They got upset.
13. And they decided among themselves: cool, but we will not-
next to him are his sons.
Chapter 9
1. And he went to another city with his brother-
mi.
2. And when they approached the gate, they saw
share the chukha burying her only
new son.
3. Jesus saw this and said: “Wipe your nose,
girlfriend."
4. And he touched the one who had thrown away his skates.
5. The dead man got up and started talking crazy nonsense.
6. And for everyone who saw it, it played a point
minus and they said: “Cool, and we’re in front of
him sons."
7. And when they entered that city, they met
Jesus loved the girl who nputopro-
fell out by herself.
8. And the suckers ran after her and tried to save her
wet.
9. And then Jesus said: “Who is the most
literate?
10. Everyone was silent and did not answer.
11. Then he turned to the girl: “So, from-we reach out and they are gone."
12. And the suckers went their separate ways after sucking off.
Chapter 10
1. And soon Jesus said to the brothers: “High-
tynaem to Jerusalem!"
2. And they began to communicate.
3. And when they were walking along the road, those who met them
dudes broke branches and threw them under the
gi.
4. And some took off their outfits and
laid on the road.
5. So they came to Jerusalem and established
distribution there immediately.
6. The suckers didn’t think it was enough and they decided
kill those who came.
7. But at first there was nothing to stick to -
Xia.
8. They decided to organize a rotten bazaar with
sharp turn.
9. But those who are smarter realized that this is not
topic.
10. And they decided to act and left.
11. The fools of Jerusalem came to Him
and decided to strain Him by asking:
12. Should I pay the money to Caesar or send it?
13. Jesus answered them: “For the fall of me,
live, people, for it is clear: to Caesar - keca-
pebo, and the rest is free."
14. And you trudge along the meager and get a buzz
on someone else's tension.
15. Come here, tell the dudes and shit
eat them.
16. And Jesus went away, because he did not
loved suckers.
Chapter 11
1. They all gathered to celebrate
Easter in Jerusalem, have fun at half-
ny growth.
2. And they brought food and fuel to the hut
and Jesus was the last to arrive.
3. And He said: “Take it, grab it!”
4. He poured them some wine: “Take it and drink!”
5. For the food is my body, and the booze is mine
blood!
6. And whoever does not know this is the oneweak
7. And the brothers came to the table and...
foxed
8. Jesus had recently tied the knot and was sitting
mu like glass.
9. And when the pickled ones began to fall under
table, Jesus said to them:
10. Soon one of you will knock on me.
11. And everyone began to approach Him and right
Sew whoever you hold for bastard.
12 And everyone asked, except Peter, who
was in a state of preparation.
13. And Judas Uckapuot came up and said:
"Cardboard idiot, isn't it me?"
14. Jesus to him: “So, brother!”
15. And out of fear Judas scolded himself
bya.
Chapter 12
1. Jesus saw that the people were not doing their best
and he raised everyone up and led them to the garden to sober up.
2. But when they came to the garden, they all ended up drunk
with our screams and while we were catching the masses, we didn’t
They noticed how Jesus stepped aside.
3. He felt bad and exhilarated
poured.
4. Fir and burn, let this cup pass away from me.
5. At that time, watchmen and guards were walking through the garden.
They marked the screaming Jesus.
6. And they killed Him and took Him to court.
7. And the brothers woke up and saw that
he is not there, and they decided to catch the waste without
him.
8. And before npokpu had time three times
the rooster has been fermented again.
Chapter 13
1. Having learned that the suckers killed Jesus,
They approached Judas and shouted:
2. But it was you, Myron, who killed Jesus!
3. And Judas told them the money he had received,
and he threw himself off the cliff and covered himself.
4. In desperation, the guard brothers decided
fuck the tied Christ.
5.They went to where they kept Him and asked:
“They are weaving bast shoes for our only one here.”
6. But the most detached ones came out to them and
grind them all at once.
7. And it came to the point where those who had sobered up were afraid
To Jesus.
Chapter 14
1. Pontius was not a sucker, but he was a dude
rotten and major.
2. They brought Jesus to him.
3. Pontius immediately explained: “I had a blast,
child, this is how you will eat."
4. Jesus answered him: “Do you know, son-
Why is it difficult to fight me?
5. Here Pontius decided that the speaker was simply
got mad and decided to break him in.
6. He brought Christ to the square where the crowd was walking.
scoop, and asked the suckers: “Shall we soak him?”
7. And the suckers shouted: “Get him wet! Get him wet!”
8. And Pontius listened to them.
Chapter 15
1. And the suckers killed Jesus.
2. He hung on the cross and felt that
Sorry for him.
3. And he prayed, ate-fell, Lord, you-
I swear!
4. But I realized that there would be no balls, and no skates
glued.
5. And when the hanging man began to pounce, bra-
the carcasses stole Him and buried him nearby
what?
6. Three days later it turned out that I had recovered
he disappeared from the coffin.
7. And he appeared to his brothers in radiance,
carefree and pickled.
8. After which he ascended to his father,
baky even cooler.
9. And God met him and said: “Hello!
go, Mitya. Don't be afraid, no one else
won't hurt you."
10. And the two of us had a divine time, in
full growth, at once, carefree and
leisurely, sharing the buzz andcool guy
according to xpuctuahcku.
And in conclusion, the last portion of car-
teenager
There are no more jokes for today, po-
so far! Until the next one PULLER !
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