Ottyag - test: Do you have friends?

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   Once we all got together and
We decided to come up with a test for you. In order
After drinking, we sat down at the computer Brain-
erand stuffed this nonsense. Stock up on a pen
with paper and let's get started...


01 How do your so-called greet you?
called "friends" if you met?

 a) If you think that we are your friends,
    then you are deeply mistaken.
 b) Hey dude!  How are you doing ?
 c) Hello!  We are from the service "Friends on
    rental."
 d) FUCK OFF!!!

02 If you get hard while swimming
   in the pool, what will your “friends” say?

 a) I have always been waiting for this moment!  And those-
    lean harder against the wall of the pool
    on and bend down a little.
 b) Ugh... You're a dirty fagot!
 c) And what crumb did you put on today?
    eye?
 d) FUCK OFF!!!


03 You found out that a party is planned and
   you want to go there. You ask-
   you ask your “friends” if you can
   come there.What will they answer?

 a) Of course! It will be boring there without you.
 b) So be it, come.
 c) What are you talking about?  You probably have
    a couple more unlearned lessons.
 d) FUCK OFF!!!

04 At the party, your “friends” are drinking wine.
   You also want to drink, but today you...
   you're broke and you don't have your money with you
   la. You ask for a sip of wine. What do you want
   they say?

 a) Nothing is a pity for a friend - nah, dr-
    tea!
 b) Buy your own booze, loser
    nickname!
 c) No! You are not yet 21 years old.
 d) FUCK OFF!!!

05 Your “friends” are walking down the street and suddenly
   notice you on the other side.  What
   will they shout to you?

 a) How are you? (and keep going further)
 b) Hey! Do you want to sip a beer?   We're like
    once we gathered in a pub.
 c) They don’t say anything and continue
    go further (faster).
 d) FUCK OFF!!!

06 You decided to visit your “friends” and
   you ring the doorbell. What will be the reaction?

 a) They will open the door and invite you in
    watch new demos.
 b) We are about to leave now, but if
    if you want, come in.
 c) They will pretend that they are not at home.
 d) FUCK OFF!!!  (they will shout acrossdoor)

07 A drunken chap ran into you. You're trying-
   you want to cry out for help. Your "friends"
   hanging out nearby. What will they do?

 a) They will shout at you: “Hit him!”
 b) They will help you kick some serious ass
    this freak.
 c) They will shout to the gopnik: “Hit him!”
 d) They will say "FUCK OFF!!!" and they will pass by
    while they knock on your tower.

08 You are in a pub with your “friends”.
   Suddenly you fart loudly.  How are yours
   friends will comment on this?

 a) They will pretend that they are not doing anything
    gone.
 b) They don’t say anything and pretend
    that they don't know you.
 c) Well, you're cool!  I think it's so loud
    I won't succeed!
 d) FUCK OFF!!! You are an asshole!

09 You're so drunk that you can't stand
   on your feet. What will your “friends” do?

 a) They will put you in a taxi and send you somewhere else
    further from here.
 b) They will put you in a taxi and send you home.
 c) They will take you home.
 d) Shout "FUCK OFF!!!"    You are drunk
    freak

10 You are in the hospital (see point N 07).  Yours
   "friends" found out about this. What will they
   do?

 a) They will visit you, bring youmunchies and por-
    journals.   Will entertain you with fresh
    stories and tease a sexy honey
    sister who came to make you
    injection
 b) They will visit you, chat a little and
    will leave.
 c) They will not go to the hospital and will
    mug laughing behind your back, remembering
    that case.

 d) They will send an anonymous note with the inscription
    "FUCK OFF!!!"



      Rating
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 1. A) 0 Points 6. A) 10 --"--
    B) 10 --"-- B) 5 --"--
    B) 5 --"-- B) 0 --"--
    D) -100 --"-- D) -100 --"--

 2. A) 5 --"-- 7. A) 5 --"--
    B) 0 --"-- B) 10 --"--
    B) 10 --"-- B) 0 --"--
    D) -100 --"-- D) -100 --"--

 3. A) 10 --"-- 8. A) 5 --"--
    B) 5 --"-- B) 0 --"--
    B) 0 --"-- B) 10 --"--
    D) -100 --"-- D) -100 --"--


 4. A) 10 --"-- 9. A) 0 --"--
    B) 0 --"-- B) 5 --"--
    B) 5 --"-- B) 10 --"--
    D) -100 --"-- D) -100 --"--

 5. A) 5 --"-- 10. A) 10 --"--
    B) 10 --"-- B) 5 --"--
    B) 0 --"-- B) 0 --"--
    D) -100 --"-- D) -100 --"--

      Your glasses
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    90+

   You have real friends.  Hey !
Maybe you'll come over for a drink sometime?

          40-90

     You have several friends, but
By and large, they don’t care about you. We think-
I mean you shouldn't come to our place
drinch... You are not welcome here.

 0-40

     You are a brake! You have no friends! We
We will never communicate with such a freak,
how are you?
      less than 0

     You're the slowest asshole who
ever lived in the world FUCK OFF!!!
(three times)
     more than 100

   Why the hell are you trying to cheat here?
part?   Who do you want to compost?
brains?  You have no place in the world SPECCY !

            less than -1000

     Holy crap!  You're so tor-
sore that he couldn’t even suck it properly
read glasses.
     I hope you scored at least 90 points
cov.  Let's continue the fun with a few
screens.



     The hat fell!   Fell on x(pi)th!
I hate "Na-Na" !
     But SEPULTURA is good.  you
heard their track  "CHAOS B.C." ? Cool !
COOL & absolutely RULEZZ!!!  Yes, nice
talk about beauty!  Ndass... Well
let's continue.



     (C) Bogie & L.A. of Extacy 2.9+0.1
   (Ha, ha, ha!!!)