Nicron #25 20 марта 1997

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Hi all readers! So you've probably already seen that we have 
changed our reading room and style. You probably noticed that 
NICRON - 25 th. According to tradition, twenty-five - a 
birthday, so we decided to do surprise for you! And thank you 
very much for MERLIN'u-reader. And as the anniversary, here's 
an interesting story. 

In a well-known in his time in Paris Restaurant Chartier 
Bouillon - a it was in 1902 - came two young men. That was the 
French physicist Georges Claude and Andre Helbronner. The mood 
they was the most upbeat, because ... However, about why they 
have to That day was a good mood, I'd better tell you a little 
later. .. Thus, Georges Claude and Andre Helbronner entered 
into a chic "Bouillon Chartier, "and sat down at a vacant 
table. Soon the waiter came over polished. "Bring us, please, 
to start two broth" - commissioned Helbronner. ... A few 
minutes after the order has been executed, he again called the 
waiter. Kellner, why have you brought us to make an icy broth? 
- Excuse me monsieur, but this can not be. - See for yourself.

Indeed, in a cup floating chunks of ice ... Well-trained waiter 
stoically suffered a stroke. Soon on the table of young people 
were new dishes with steaming, piping hot flavorful liquid.

Dignified waiters was disposed off. His voice caught
All the same Helbronnera:
- Monsieur ... - Oh yeah ... - And only managed to utter a 
stunned waiter came back to the table. Good reason - the broth 
in cups again covered pretty solid crust of ice ... - Well, - 
said irritably Helbronner - once in your institution can not 
get a regular cup of hot broth, serve steak. - And me, please - 
added Claude - but hot, damn take it!

The waiter brought the doomed couple bursting with warmth 
steaks. For happening already watched the other waiters, cooks, 
visitors, maitre d'hotel. Himself owner of the restaurant, 
funky possibility of scandal, was already hurrying to the table 
to find out what it was ... The painting, which he saw made him 
shudder. The waiter, for a long time unsuccessfully tormented 
with a knife through the frozen steak, with a skewed face of 
terror, looked at the piece of steel blades could not withstand 
the battle with insidious dish, and young people dissatisfied 
with mines left wall inhospitable institutions where they have 
not managed to dine something "hot to" ... 


Well perhaps suffice; here's the end of the tale sysop-Idiot.
Start You can follow any responses to find the 24 rooms.
(C) The author of the text by Leo Svechnikov

He went unwashed, unshaven and speeches poisonous. The groin, 
he was not with flowers, Thickish was solid, Hair all overgrown 
it is not sleek, not combed ... Did you like the portrait? What 
did he say? Me too - no. Idiot was a sysop, Idiotische! He was 
silent, sitting, smoking, from companies not departed.


What is a "complex"? Yes were ... Until they were banned - They 
are then on vrednote likened to a drug. He worshiped the modem, 
how dikarbushmen totem and a nasty hiss Listened as blessing. 
What? "Modem"? I do not know exactly ... Just heard that 
vicious, their then burned at the stake, that you, kids are not 
corrupted. Hey, kid! Do not touch the ass is better to hear 
about the sysop. This kids are not caught, so like an idiot 
was, It was all he give a damn about Not out of kindness - from 
laziness. Lived as if he - a plant receiving pleasure ... Idiot 
was a sysop, Idiotische! Kohl was not very harmful, he was 
hanged last with the onset of sunny days Fracture networks ...


So, kids, hide in the skins and do not be so depressed, Log in
I cave closed to sysop did not come.


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