Amiga Sensor - naked under the gaze Rulez.

(C) PLAYGEAR COMPANY / BD
Author: Alexander Bazhenov / Ze Pagan
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RULEZ naked under the gaze
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                Dedicated to the coolest

                amizhniku in Kemerovo


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 Before I begin, I will say about the causes pobu
                divshih me to write so

           bold article. This is one

           S0N/VHS/BD, which is quite

           clinked glasses with his Amig'oy

           and yelling at each rulez

           crossroads! Recently, I was

           with him, where we had a

           spores. Within hours, we

           foaming at the mouth and spraying saliva
                Noah, argued with each other
their case. Departing from him, I threatened
write about his vile behavior and continue the debate in the 
pages of DEJA VU.  What controversy? Yes, all the same thing! 
Amiga RULEZ, PeTse SUX! "Not again!", You say. But

I suggest taking a look at the rulez 'sux with
several other positions. From the perspective of an ordinary 
user, the user, if you want. Immediately, I note that I do not 
belong to ardent adherents of one or the other platform, and 
thus will be more objective. I had opportunity to observe the 
Amig'oy within a few months and I have definite opinions about 
it. So, imagine imagine that you are an ordinary sane,

not yet corrupted by computer people.
You have quite a lot of friends pisishnikov and
say, a couple of friends amizhnikov. You have repeatedly had 
the good fortune to see in the paper and Ammy, and PC 
(Pentium). It is only natural that you, as a completely normal 
person, I wanted zaimet something like that and at home. And 
before you had to choose what to buy? Ammy or PC? Imagine Now 
the reaction amizhnikov and can hear them angry cries in my 
address! I repeat: you absolutely normal person and certainly 
not coder, and that very accurately you have not seen before 
Speccy! You apply for assistance friends, but friends shouting 
themselves hoarse, and advise, of coz, each his own. About an 
hour later you start to slowly descend from mind, send all to 
edrene, hair dryer, walk away home, and here it starts thinking

process, ie you begin to move the gray
substance, weighing all the pros and cons.
Well, S0N, come on and we perturb this very matter, eh?
 Here is a sample, I believe, the course of your
thoughts ... Why, indeed, I
need a computer? Play cool game and
this is the first thing that you do not say!
Maybe then I'll try kodit, you think, and immediately declare 
yourself that is unlikely. Amiga to manifest itself as a coder, 
without a doubt (yes, the one and does not argue!) best 
mashine. But you then still in Anyway gamer, and seeing how to 
get soft amizhniki, by correspondence and God

knows how sad wrinkle nose. And do not
should wave their arms and shouting that his
to hell and more. Where is he? In Moscow, St. Petersburg, the 
Urals? Yes No I have no desire to tie some correspondence 
there! I need to, I went to a local store (computer, of course) 
and saw a wide selection of the most soft'a. Yeah,

do you think that's the first plus in favor of
pisi, which plenty of software and its
not sold except in the vegetable section! But
you're still fascinated by the grace of work
Ammy and her real multitasking. At the HRC
unlikely this will achieve, in doubt you rocked his head, 
remembering and Windows'95 shuddering at the same time. But no 
matter how simple and easy to use Amiga Work

Bench, it also requires some knowledge and skills and where to 
get them? From the description apparently! But kakya nuisance, 
a description of something done on anglitskom and German 
languages, which You know about as well as Kazakh. A Windows, 
as it may be bad, and Russified, and literature on it to ... 
and more! Almost crying, you are removing pencil and put a plus 
in the second graph PC. Why the verge of tears? Soul cries, and

possible and moaning, demanding Ammy! Yes, that's the trouble, 
the head of a helluva lot of you have a reasonable and 
ruthlessly suppresses all domestic disasters. And then there's 
the question and the material. Tragically, none of the relatives

far and your family are not born and
died in a distant foreign countries, thereby completely 
depriving you of any inheritance and Hope to get signified. 
Expanding the seedy purse and climb on their zagashnikam you

know what to buy Ammy the configuration that you would like, 
you still do not shines. And you want something you Amig'u 
1200, no less! And preferably even 8 or better 16 Mb RAM + axel 
+ cog at least 1Gb, and even CD-ROM'chik would not hurt. Taking 
out straight from the tin primers sheet and transferring all 
These gadgets in cash equivalent, you get a very tidy sum, and 
it not counting the road! Of course, you can poskromnichat and 
hit the road for 600 Coy, but it's worth right? I do not want 
to say anything bad against Amig'i 600, but as nothing to do 
the vertical - this configuration is clearly outlived. Until 
recently I was myself more inclined to Ammy and sat with his 
mouth open, admiring the demos. I briefly distracted and 
vsyplyu S0N'u on the first number, and then it's probably 
relaxed reading this article. H-e-e-y, you! After securing

Ammy and selling Scorp (why, incidentally?) You are from
normal encoder became abnormal Lamer! It took about 5 months of 
your yuzaniya and the result? Demos look great, but in doing 
this 5 months? I think that you are not obideshsya,

but: learn sharitsya by WB, opening and
closing windows; demonstrate triumphantly mnogozadochnost, 
expressing her in simultaneous copying discs and playing a 
song; be thrilled with from different squares, pretzels, balls 
and other psevdofigurok demos in uniform (and for good zamlet 
long!) - yes in spite of all their mnogomillionotsvetnost a 
month excuse me puke pulls! If, for thy

it RULEZ, then again sorry - this RULEZ
We do not need. So, my dear, true RULEZ Amiga is a genius
its authors, who were able to create a similar, every detail 
thought out architecture!  Poor, disadvantaged pisishniki lose 
the last drop of reason, upgrading your car is not in the tens 
and hundreds of megahertz every half year! So, to play more or 
less steep igruhu type realtime strategy with no brakes - you 
need Pentium 166 MMX! At the same disheveled pisishnik 2 hours

hummingbird joystick, or breaking off; hour
trying to install the game on the screw; doing a lot more 
"relevant" to the program of things - and the result are often 
cute messages like: Error in kolibrovke or you

something there forgot to fill in the block configuration, in 
general, be any fuck!  All the same, but not disheveled 
pisishnik because half the hair he povydiral when you configure 
the program, almost falls into the fainted when he heard that 
Amig'e with processor speed 7Mg not inhibit, for example, Break 
games such as Mortal Combat, or Dune! AND MC takes only four! 
disc. Although they are often not believed. Well, we can only 
posochustvovat. It is not an open secret that the PC was 
originally thought and has always been a computer for the 
office, it solve different kinds of economic challenges

was conducted and accounting. All this was enough and 286-th 
processor. But with modern development geymomeykerstva,

in fact, a fundamental change in the architecture of IBM PC did 
not happen. Only increase the processing power to drive his to 
the truly cosmic speeds, and that confused ..? Well, okay, you 
do without me know. I'll be back-ka I'm better than our rulez '

nomu kid ...
 So, S0N. Such a steep wheelbarrow, as
AMIGA should also be able to use and does not
only use it as a converter screens, music player and 32-bit
consoles. Do you remember the summer I had the idea of 
writing a large-scale games like STAR INHERITANCE? And the 
script was. But to realize this project with one graphmakera, 
which is also very lazy alas, is impossible. You then 
vigorously supported I promised, when there will be Ammy, to 
pump a lot of graphics. In addition to scanned photos, other 
graphics from you has been received. And remember, you're 
screaming that the end of this years to concoct DeMouy Ammy? 
Although I must admit that you are over 5 months kollosalnyh 
achieved success in the coding and learned the command MOVE, 
brazenly declaring that, because the thing 90% of the 
assembler. This statement is very similar to Inforkomovskoe, 
who also argued that knowing the command: CALL; NOP; JP; RET - 
you know almost all mashkod, uh-uh ... Yes, say you're in

recently began shouting PC - RULEZ?!
 Well, okay, S0N, I believe that my arrival on the order you 
have already got readers. I hope that you learned at least some 
lessons from what has been said to himself (or maybe not?). And 
in conclusion let us return to our long-suffering user ...

 Well, hit my debit and credit, as I
already said, you know that the desired
(The desired configuration) Ammy you can not afford. Because 
really, what is the bare Amiga 1200? Two megabytes, let him 
fast memory, and 20th CPU! No, you must immediately

its upgrade, not to do it
perversion of the next five years! Unless, of course, finances 
allow. And then you AMIG'u can feel, as they say, all the way! 
But, unfortunately, all this "Music" most can not afford and it 
will cost half as much Pentium'a 166MMX! Oh, and the famous 
Work Bench is also not devoid of a variety of bugs! By the way, 
steep and with so the minimum configuration "hemp" from

We cost about 5.3 million rubles, in her
includes: P-166MMX/16/1.3/1.44/SVGA 1 (S3) /
CD-ROM 8/SB 16/AS 2X8Bm/mouse + pad. Agree, not bad? And our 
user wiping away tears, goes and buys the best

Stump! And why? Because Amiga strongly
tardy with his appearance on the market!
 Perhaps after five years it will be able to compete Pentium'u, 
and perhaps No one who knows. Now, a new processor - PENTIUM II 
and what you would not say it's quite cool! On this, perhaps 
and a sad note, I will finish this article. 



  With deep respect to all amizhnikam

                                Ze PAGAN