IzhNews #07 27 июля 2000

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Happy 2 - laws are bad luck and humorous advertising.

           HAPPY-2


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  And here's ANOTHER FEW COMMENTS
(Bad luck LAWS):

  1. - If you are looking for something in a pile, then that
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR MUST PROVE
LAST;

  2. - If you fall, then necessarily B
A puddle;

  3. - IF YOU LEARN ALL TICKETS THAN
ONE, and went to sit the exam, then
PROVE THAT YOU ready for another
Items;

  4. - If you're waiting for someone, then this
SOMEONE PLEASE DO NOT COME;

  5. - IF THE FLIES FROM THE TOP BRICK, he
REQUIRED TO landed on your head.


    ADDITIONS TO THE LAWS Bad luck:


  1. If no luck, then a child.

  2. If no luck, then LIFE!


  O SHIT!!!

  What I'm Unlucky!

  I forgot about the Ads!

  SHIT!!

  Me it would deprive LEGACY SPONSORS
(Method Cut! (In the sense of the world)).

  Okay, it will take for leniency:


                 ADVERTISEMENT:


                FOR SALE:


  - Stupid idea;

  - CUTTER for cutting gyrus;

  - QUARTZ TO ENLARGE BYSTROMYSLIYA 100
MHz;

  - INCREASE OF LOGICAL BLOCK
OPPORTUNITIES;

  - MATYUKALNIK;

  - ZHRATVOHAVALKA (not the
ZHRATVOHVATALKOY);

  - Ideological grindstone.


             AND NEW ON THE MARKET!


  - ZHRATELNAYA GUMS 'ORBIT' for sugar.
SAMA chew, digest, and the very
Dispose of waste in the nearby
NEIGHBORHOOD!


                     ... IT WAS ADVERTISING.


  In fact, I want to say that nothing THEY
Write about ZHRATVOHAVALKU again TBTO
FROM Plyushkin WILL NOT! ZADOLBALI ALREADY
AT ALL.

  YES, BY THE WAY! YOU KNOW THAT IBM
286,386,486,586, AMIGA 500,600,1200,2000
Will go down in history PLACE WITH SPECCY?

  And you know why?

  Because they are all digital computers (GIVE
RADARCHIK: digital computers
(BM)), and the future FOR AVM (GIVE RADARCHIK:
AHERITELNYE BM! UGH TE ANALOG
VM) but I give 100% guarantee that in the near
2 YEARS THEY DO NOT APPEAR ON SALE.

  WORTH, for example, such a machine at the University.
Eat and drink not asked, although it has SIZE
5 * 7 * 3 (in the sense that Metro), delivered JOY
MATHEMATICS their abilities and
DELIVERY OF STUDENTS TO ITS CONTROL, AND
ALSO ITS VOLTAGE (120 V), then
CASE FEEDING IT ON DIFFERENT BODY PARTS
Students who have Dropped ROLE interrogated
This electronic marvel, but it's not all,
And How much suffering will suffer
Another student, which fell ROLE
Predicted not an adequate response THIS
MIRACLE (SOLVING DIF.URAVNENIE 5 orders) ...

  And HOPE herded STUFF NO,
BECAUSE OF ITS RESULTS WILL TEST
Again on the AVM and, surprisingly,
POWER binding machine, making a
MOST STUDENTS GOOD SESSION!


                ADVERTISEMENT:


  - COMPUTER CLUB 'PROFI CODE' buy
'PENTAGON' to accommodate ITS
EMPLOYEES. (Without the U.S.
NATIONALITY NOT OFFER).


  Y! I SEE THAT COMING NEW YEAR, YES and inadequate 
PESTROMULINA IMPACT ON My head would soon run out ...



              Okay, briefly:


              HAPPY NEW YEAR!


  (FOR SOMEONE ON ACCOUNT OF 1996, FOR A
I personally OH 19).


  Okay, and here and into the door Keep on ...

  IT package from HIMIK'A.

  And in it! TWO NEW (albeit smelling
Properdin) KEDOZAVORACHIVATELYA COLOR
Klendusity AT LARGE
NUMBER OF SPIRITS (Actually, I HAD
MEAN delirium tremens) ...

  Oh, some sort have not forgotten anything? THEN IT'S TIME
Sneakers Wrap ...

  UGH!

  WHAT'S WITH ME?

  It can be seen AGAIN PESTROMULINA get drunk.

  EVEN IF YOU FEED ME
PRAVDOTREPLINOM (which, thank God, in
PHARMACIES NOT FOR SALE) I TO YOU OR THAT
Not to say that time to make THAT I ALWAYS
DO - ends with the text, and yet NEW
YEAR!!

  TRUE IN THIS PART ON has not yet arrived,
BUT coming soon!


             Sincerely,

      ANDY MAN (Mikhailov, Andrei)


          AND ALSO HELP FROM


     HIMIK'S ZxZ (Kudryavtsev, Ilia)


  ALL FROM 'POWER OF SOUND' GROUP
RELEASED IN IZHEVSK CITY.


        TEXT WRITTEN BY ANDY MAN
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