IzhNews #07 27 июля 2000

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RSSS2 - a day in the life of the group "Power of Sound".

           PCCC2


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          CHAPTER A 6


      WOODPECKER OF SPACE!!!


  The club prevailed, strangely enough, silence.
Sometimes it is broken only by a nervous knock on
keys. All was quiet.

  At this point in the club were only
Phantom and Paul.

  Sipping fruity chefir and chewing Butter
bun Phantom pulled away from his
computer and went to a smoke on the street.

  At this time the weather was really
amazingly beautiful. The sun shone,
It was warm, warm summer breeze was blowing,
gently shaking the trees. Paul could not resist
and also went out into the fresh air.

  To our surprise, the street was
stillness, nothing it does not infringe. Was
beautiful ...

  Suddenly, we saw how far along the road to
club, was quick gait DED SMIRNOFF.

  Phantom said happily:

  - Oh! Andryukha is probably something new four-
written?

  Andryukha approached us, sharply
greeted me and without saying a word, ran
the club. We surprised by this turn of
cases, their finished his cigarette, and went into
club.

  What we saw amazed us ...

  Andryukha sat in the headphones and the screen
has already been downloaded editor ADVANCED SOUND
MASTER - ASM. We immediately understood everything, and
decided not to divert, because we knew
that if he so abruptly flew to the club
it means something cool to write, and
perhaps we'll hear it right now,
a couple of hours. And while we are engaged in
their own affairs ...

  Some time passed and I was quite
forgot about that at this Andryukha
time of writing Mouzon, when he
suddenly got up and ...

  - Phantom, give urgent pen and paper.

  After which he wrote in English
a few words and said:

  - That such words should begin
the melody. Appear on the screen
queue, and then turn Mouzon. Now
Write these labels, do as I
I say, and then I'll let you listen to what
could write.

  Me and Paul are very willing to listen,
that the same had happened, but it needs to
was to write what he requested.

  And Phantom sat down to work.

  Half an hour later, he launched the program in
resulting appeared ...

             HI!!!


           HI MAN!!!


         WHATS YOU!!!


              W


              O


              O


              D


              P


              E


              C


              K


              E


              R


  IS THE WOODPECKER OF SPACE!!!


  And then began playing drop dead
Mouzon, from which we zabaldeli as under
hypnosis.

  Well, you and you give, "said Paul.

  Such I was not expecting from you!

  That's cool! This thing!

  Here comes the chemist and ofigeet, he
stopudovo every spare moment will be
chasing him.

  Andryukha said nothing, only collected
some of their belongings, said goodbye to us and
left in an unknown direction.

  He just said that soon will come,
but when he wanted to do was
known only to him.

  We carried out his eyes and began to
something to say.


          CHAPTER A 7


       REGULAR ESTABLISHMENT


  The clock was about 12 o'clock,
as usual, at the time had come to the club
Chemist, but today he was determined not so
brutally, as usual. We told him immediately
including the fact that this morning we
struck. Chemist, and after listening to ofigev
Mouzon, said:

  - How fortunate that my company
there is such a musician.

  - With such music, we'll go far!

  - In short, the Phantom, I have a relatively
This Mouzon matures a new idea in
brain, I still think it over her, and you until the
Mouzon will not put. We have them all
Nader ass ...

  Now, the club began to develop
ambitious program, which we wanted
to show everyone what we have steep
musician.

  Meanwhile, in parallel with this, Chemist
began to collect a car under the name
"PENTAGON-128", payment of which is dug up
in our safe.

  If we consider that we have a large
radiozapchastey range, I had gathered
rather quickly, in about 2 days.

  After assembly, I was expecting a big joke
and misery with the launch of this computer
as The board had errors greater than
possible.

  Approximately 1.5 months, I tried it
run was happening to him are different
jokes. For example there were 4 images
although he almost did not show it, but
just trying to do it.

  Later I found a dead
IC, I qualified her for the strong
heat, her eggs can be
fry.

  After replacing the screen was normal, but
work was not going at all.

  Without hesitation, I replaced all rushki, but
it changed nothing.

  I began to look for any tracks that
do not go wherever necessary.

  He found 10 such pieces. After the alteration
Machine start up!

  To my surprise, the drive controller
start immediately!

  It was a miracle! I'm on my own is no such
expected.

  Took the body, put back the power supply
and this comp.

  Now I have an own car, on the
which I could ride all day at home ...


          CHAPTER A 8


        PRODUCT IDEAS


     One day in their usual,

     Sat our Chemist for his

     Machine, terribly exciting,

     And something he did on it.


     But it turned out, writes MUSIC,

     But suddenly he cried out sharply:

     "I've got three channels," -

     And do more than promised.


     He came to the club and become uproarious "

     "I wish I was that he sang the cooler!

     Resuyte scheme, I'm an asshole.

     I have an idea you have warmed up. "


     It is time for reflection,

     Came the thought to us,

     But let this not bother,

     He put his scheme in his pocket.


     Now there will be six channels

     Now go Mouzon steep.

     Long live, our club "PROFI CODE"

     And a chemist with a kindly soul.


     We proudly shemku hooked,

     Phantom naglyuchil us INT ON,

     Then drove the steep Mouzon,

     And zabaldeli a dream!


     Such a system of music,

     You will not find in the whole country,

     A chemist, bitch do not get tired,

     And sold it at all.


     Now I want to color the sea,

     I want that he was handsome,

     Let's do we have a map

     To IBM's behind us.


     That's Chemist dreaming,

     That's Chemist dickhead,

     That was the question we zabubenil,

     Probably Chemist our moron?


     He was sent together in unison,

     And this bastard does not get tired

     And starts, as usual,

     Throw all that falls.


     "Oh, you bastards, your soul,

     I gave birth to a hi

     And you do not care right in the puddle

     In which the water and some do not. "


     At this chemist was exhausted,

     Shut up in a rag and silent

     And poor Vovk at this time

     Sits above the map and sleeps.


     Such a joke awaits us,

     It will include a map, and bummer

     We will see together on screen

     Palette of colors, like on that one.


     At the ublyudskom aybieme,

     In which there is a color piece,

     We are, frankly, OBORZELI!

     And we rejoice in life.


     That's it, run out of head,

     Now I continue the story,

     You guys, do not be offended,

     I will return to you again and again.


          CHAPTER A 9


           CONCLUSION


  Be that as it may, but need
build upon this story until the very end,
if started.

  The club has always been done! Club members
did not know themselves about that. You just
think, because really, they wrote,
payali, spinning, turning every day! For
the expense of what went hard to his victory. In
greatly helped them Chemist, sometimes, to be exact
often, he kicked all to ensure that they
started to do something.

  But now the time has come largely
sad for us all.


  The chemist went to the army ...


  The company began gradually to uvisat
Sea stupid and useless ideas.
Started the idle time, no one
comes up with stupid ideas that
subsequently turned into a necessary and profitable program. 
There is now something that he could think of.


  "How can we miss him," - thought Paul, no one yells out why 
so repairs equipment fell almost to nothing, and now

Now we understand what role he played in
our society.

  He was in his own good and a lot us
taught. He also did not conceal that he
really learned a lot from us, in particular,
personal life. As part of the programming it
take all little, but loved
defend their point of view. Listened and
evaluate our advice.

  We do not know much about what he
planned, but we hope that when he
return from the army, he gave us everything
tell and write everything that could
just think of the army.

  We lost a unique program of
its development!

  He began developing a new system! This
system was already almost finished,
left to finish quite a bit, and
make a full scan of the program.

  This program was called:


    "SYSTEM DISK DOCTOR SERVICE v1.00"

                S.D.D.S.


  Of all the features of the software could know
only he, and all that he carried in his
head, do not even trust the paper. Now we
have on hand only program that
contains an almost complete description
this doctor. Already in the program, he
wrote that it is almost finished writing,
and soon she will be released.

  Due to the withdrawal of the army he could not
finish their offspring, and we did nothing
could help him.

  The day before he gave the right to
develop their doctor to one of his
Comrade Titov, Alexei (ALEX HEATHER),
which to this day nchego not made with
him. We are very ashamed of our friend,
so that there is one, because it's almost like we
brother! We went to the same goal. Since
leaving it in the army has passed exactly one
year! How much is lost! We bring you
We apologize, but, unfortunately, to
the time when Elijah would return from the army,
build upon the doctor will no longer make sense
as about computer SPECCY have all forgotten, because the moment 
of conception the fetus that program will be about two and a 
half years! He resigned two years, but spent

creation of almost 8 months, if we consider
that he did not only him, but
at the same time he wrote several
programs that have been published, but
doctor before he could finish. There is not
left with no choice but to forget about
the existence of this program. We can not
create it in some great ideas
so we are not physically have
opportunity to continue what he started.
Although, the choice fell on Chemist Alexei Titov.
He knew his strength, he believed in him! But,
our regret, we have not received
Alexei is nothing new. Apparently, he just
no respect for chemists as a man .......



  April 29, 1997, the Eleventh
month of service ....


  Sincerely, Ilya Kudryavtsev
V., founder of the company


             "POWER OF SOUND"

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