Energy #07 06 июля 1997

Фидо

FIDO Net - What did you say?

               FIDO NET!

Text typed SERGEI STORM



            What did you say?



     Those who read the correspondence in the echo conferences 
Fido Net, certainly paid attention to tanglin - lines at the 
end of each messages, which usually indicates the version

text editor, and origin (source) -
address of the writer. Furthermore fidoshnogo address, often in 
line origin the name of BBS or firm, which employs the sender. 
However, since Fido Net - Home business, many people prefer to 
insert into origin his favorite quote, aphorism, proverb, or a 
line from a song, often unrelated to the subject of 
correspondence with no, but characterizing the author with an 
unexpected side. And though in every joke there is some

JOKES, let us reproduce a collective portrait fidoshnika and 
his life as a it is represented in origin.


     Some authors self-critical: If it were not
I'm here could be your advertising. Other
proudly reported: We were born to a fairy tale
to dust! Of course, qualifications
domestic computer scientists do not hold:
Otymat and sharing, we all know. Near given worldly advice: 
Always do it right and stay simple engineer. 

     Councils in origin - more than enough for
all occasions. For example, for those who
hungry: Do not eat in the terminal - you do not
Caesar! For those who thought up to get married: If you want to 
marry a beautiful, intelligent and rich, then you have to get 
married three times. Novice businessmen: Do not own sui 
contribution in someone else's business. Many councils 
kasayutya Health: Think harmful - then head hurts ... Another 
author agrees: The less you think, the more like-minded people! 
Another philosophical view: Wanting is not harmful - harmful 
not want to! Often cited by thoughts of the classics: What's 
with the person or business - he worked hard climbs in the 
cemetery. And here's a message right there: In my I beg to 
blame the death of Bill G. 

     But back to reality: Reality
- This is for those who have no imagination. Young naturalists 
inform: One head - well, well two - Mutant! Of the inscriptions 
is possible to make a dictionary. Here please: Accuracy - 
courtesy of snipers. Oh, it seems Wrong again ... Better way: 
Ostsilograf - enemy of the tourist. There are also these: Sober

hungry is not a friend.

     But give the last word of the same computer: In the 
morning I somehow bad zagruzh.a.yus ... Well, this was lucky, 
others are in foreign strive to speak: Invalid User. Replace 
and strike any key when ready. It seems time to go ... Not 
enough memory to quit. Near tip: To exit menu, press RESET. 
Yeah, it's familiar to us - The "Sinclair" and work (and 
sometimes press does not need anything). A play here

just cool: Leaving, extinguish all ...

     Look for their origin. Not for nothing "IBM"-it
eternal "Search".