Lime Tree #27 17 июля 1996

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Fun - Short Story: Zen Buddhism. Poem: Bathing madam.

(C) ARGON

STORIES.

            Zen Buddhism

   Fyodor and Yuriko went to the train. Do not pay attention to
flashing outside the window the trees, friends pondered
Zen Buddhist parable, which he recently told a friend
Fedi Zen Buddhist Gosh. Yurik gradually penetrated into the 
meaning of the parables and already nearly enlightened, but 
suddenly came to life in speaker and rattling membrane busily 
gurgled: - The train categorically not smoke! For violation 
punishable by a fine up to five rubles! - Listen, "said Yura. - 
But it is also dzenovskaya Fennec, even more abruptly than this 
parable! Well, how can be fined up to five rubles? If, say, 
just skuril goby, the five rubles, and if only just begun, just 
one person? 

   At this time, the speaker added impressively: - Do not pass
violators of public order and the right of way in
trains! - Ui, class! -Yura exclaimed in delight. -
Some Gopnik, or even a crowd of Gopnik violate
order, and you should not pass, and to detain them! One!
Well, suppose you karate. Twisting them, gave to the head, 
resulted in police, and they are against you in court, they 
say, beat! And washed afterwards! A if you do not karate, then 
himself in the head get! And anyway, what it means "Do not pass 
by? Maybe we mean that we should join and also disrupt social 
order? The speaker did not stop happy and gave one more remark: 
- The doors of our train automatically, leaned against the 
door! - Oh! More cake! Where is it They saw other doors? 
Already, I think, twenty years have passed since As long as the 
door trains were not automatic, but declare not stop! Very 
cool! But with penalties of up to five RUB is the most 
literate! For example, if the "White Sea" air poison-pay five, 
and "Havana", in three ways! And then in general, smoke in the 
first wagon-five rubles, in the middle of the train-three, the 
last wagon-ruble. Or ... - And they went in the ass with their 
fines, "said Fyodor. Yes, Fyodor was a real Zen Buddhist! 
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············· And finally, poem:


ABOUT MADAME.

There is only one poem, all the rest in the next
again!
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                       BATHING MADAME

    Hung on the bushes, his clothes,
    The river is bathed Madame.
    In the bushes munching leaves the lieutenant.
    Bras beats on the brain.

    Substituting the sun velvet thighs
    Madame reservoir lies near the shore.
    Breaking branches, tripping over a foot-cloths,
    Trotted lieutenant to her running.

    Bent at the knees angelic feet,
    Madame turned over on drums.
    Lieutenant as an ax dives into the water -
    Inhibit it in time could not ...

    Bony substituting sun thighs
    Lies near the shore lieutenant
    Glaring, as the hill
    He Madam waving a pen.

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·············· Well all is enough for today, I was sweating, 
wait for the following vupuski From "FUN."

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·············· And now BIG HELLO'sy:


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Date: 09.07.96 MDM 401-9029; 9:00 / 23:00
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