Energy #05 29 мая 1997

begging - Serve on kleyrasil, please!

              Beggars



         FILED FOR-Give the KLERASIL,

               PLEASE!


   Neither winter nor summer in your pocket no.
It's like you are my quick-witted, have already realized
mystery. And to the geniuses among schoolmen and
students who have already realized that otgadka -
money. More precisely, the pocket.

   Paraphrase Winnie the Pooh: the money - it
such a tricky thing that if there is,
its just not. Naturally, they disappear
usually not insidious intent enemies:
is well known that teen girls
age spend cash primarily on
cosmetics, solarium, shaping and trendy stuff and the guys 
prefer the floppy, CD, gyms and colors (guess for whom).


   The problem of chronic lack of finance
especially sharply rises when engaged in smearing mud on 
foreign cars too late, and in big business had not yet taken.


   And then some people at once recalls
one important source of income, of which I remember, back in 
the snot-nosed kid funded breakfasts and lunches at school,

ice cream for Yulka from the 1 st "B" and sets
Great Chinese pens. I mean
parental purse.

   Naturally, we should not just rush headlong over a portion 
of "hare" to mothers and fathers. First you need to develop

detailed plan, not your crusade for humanitarian aid broken 
off. Here are a few most frequently used methods that are sure 
to end in failure, so-called "tactical errors". 


        Method N1 (hysterical).

   Characterized by an increased level of noise effects, a 
general atmosphere of hysteria and the elements of blackmail: 
"Ah, if you such harmful (mean, tight-fisted, greedy), I do go 
away from you in Saratov (Papua New Guinea, marry, marry, go to 
the apartment and will pay itself for $ 40 - But it is only 
then, when older). Ends get one of the parties in insoluble 
precipitate. 


     Method N2 (moral pressure).

   The method of N1 is more lasting and persistent following of
potential lender. Pursuit process is accompanied by a 
semi-whisper "Daymillion-daymillion-daymillion-daymillion ..." 
Usually ends with the message you in the atmosphere.



        The method of N3 (historical).

   Recall all of your exploits in a series of
"Home, for families, regardless of the length
Period. With particular emphasis on
that although the back-breaking labor to produce
you solely for free, from financial aid you will not refuse. At 
the end of speech is given to you or N-Naya amount or exhibit 
their ancestors' accounts. " Mom - for the endless laundry, 
lunches and years, ditching on your upbringing. Dad - for 
pendant dangling your childhood kitchen cabinets, chandeliers, 
and knocked down plywood spit-covered wallpaper ...



   It is clear that these options are to achieve our noble goal 
unacceptable. And what does that leave us, and razneschastnym

impecunious? "Science proves a life
affirms "that the best results
gives discouraging Honesty: Watching the interlocutor in the 
eye, you're just trying to post, in any grand projects (8 
volumes Great Soviet Encyclopedia, Klerasil miracle, 
"Economics," Illich bulb for a neighbor) myriads of capital 
will be invested. Ends with a voluntary give money to support 
your ideas, if such is not recognized by the fruit of painful

fantasy and Gray glitches. Tested on humans. Thus, the goal is 
reached, and, holding the precious bumazhentsiyu in his fist, 
lucky rustling in a hurry to attach money.


   Everything what was said should add that this means the 
replenishment of cash does not end in a pocket. Improvise. And 
then a couple of years you will be able to open training 
courses for the younger generation the delicate art of making 
money "on the pocket." 


                    Text typed DEMON / LGN