Energy #05 29 мая 1997

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joke - 14 jokes.

                JOKES



                     I do not want to have a wife, I

                     I want to have a dog ...


                         Cartoon

                       "The Kid and Carlson.


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  - How did the deceptive nature! - Thought the hedgehog, 
getting off the cactus. 


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   The patient complains of reduced potency.
The doctor asks:

  - You have long been familiar with his wife?

  - Since childhood. I remember when I shook it
hands, she was so fond of slapping me on the bald head.


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   Donkey Eeyore lost eggs. Goes through the woods
sad, sad. Piglet meet him.

  - Eeyore, what are you so sad?

  - Yes here, the eggs lost, you do not accidentally
seen?

  - No ... Oh, wait, yesterday owl in the woods
new clips flying.


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   Boy and girl sitting on the bench.
The guy says:

  - Honey, can I allow myself a little prank?

  - It is possible - he says with a sigh, the girl, and
zazhmurivaetsya.

  - Well that's all, and do not smell
right?


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   Piglet, Eeyore, refers to:

  - Eeyore, why is your ass is red?

  - I will show this Winnie the Pooh "is included and
go!


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   The husband comes home, opens the closet and
sees it as a puny little peasant.
Asks his wife: "Mary, who is it?". Wife:
"This is John". Vasya husband beat and unleashed
ladder. The next day the same thing. A
here comes, opens the closet, but there is a hefty AMBAL with 
huge fists. Male slams the door with all his strength leans

them back, confronting head, and yells into the kitchen: 
"Masha, and where Vasya?" 


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   Abbess collected nuns.

  - I must tell you, sisters, terrible
news: we visited the monastery of men
spirit!

  All the nuns at once:

  - A-ah!

   One voice:

  - Hee-hee-hee!

  - In our garden, found a condom -
Superior continues.

  All:

  - A-ah!

  One voice:

  - Hee-hee-hee!

  - Discovered a hole in a condom!

  All:

  - Hee-hee-hee!

  One voice:

  - A-ah!


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  - Doctor, my husband was seriously ill. That
do?

  - First of all you need to diagnose.
Undress and show, where he hurts.


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   Angered by her husband in the conjugal bed reveals a man.

  - What are you doing here?

  - You see - my wife says lover
- I told you that he is a fool.


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   Petrov was not in class at the college
3 days. Teacher asks:

  - Why are you going to skip the first day?

  Peter answered:

  - The woman climbs.

  - So to be interesting. And on the second day?

  - With women slazit.

  - Even more interesting. And the third day?

  - Waste. All day long arms and legs were shaking.

  - Where are you this woman has found itself?

  - A near ENEA with sickle stands.


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   Man comes into the shop and asks:

  - Do you have pants?

  - No - meets girl.

  - And on sale?


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   Is a rabbit in the woods and saw that somewhere
Animals fled, and at the rear of an ant. Hare
stops him and asks:

  - Ant, where everyone is running?

  - Yes, the lioness was stuck between the trees, so
and run to fuck her.

  - And where are you so small?

  - And I that, not man, is it!


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   In the women's monastery.

  - Today will be a carrot ...

  - Y-y-rr-ah!

  - ... Chopped.

  - Oo-oo-oo-oo.


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   The little son asked his father:

  - Dad, is it true that I have brought a stork,
when I was little?

  - Yes, if only he was alive from the stork
the next apartment, I used him all the wings
broke!


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