Energy #03 09 апреля 1997

Test - Test "Maybe you - the new Belarusian?

                  TEST



     We bring to your attention a little
test, which will help you better yourself
learn.



     Maybe you - "the new Belarusian?


     It is known that representatives of the "new
bourgeoisie, "not only are its special
lifestyle, but also have specific
train of thought. Try to quickly and honestly
respond to 13 questions below, and
then calculate the result, writing for
every answer "b" myself on one point. And for
every "but" without writing anything.


     1. Of the hero of one of the stories, NV Gogol's name was 
Taras ... 

     a) Potatoes;

     b) a hot dog.


     2. We ... build and live help!

     a) a song;

     b) communications.


     3. "Tell me, uncle, ...".

     a) because not in vain;

     b) but for how much?


     4. Nekrasov poem called "Dead Mazai and ..."

     well) hares;

     b) "bucks."


     5. Rockefeller - it ...

     a) a famous American billionaire

     b) drugan and my neighbor on the cottage. We
These often catch sardines in Antlantike.


     6. The doctor forbade me to drink, smoke and
a fat, ...

     a) and I will observe its provisions;

     b) but I gave him $ 30, and he told me
everything is allowed.


     7. Lincoln - it ...

     a) The president of the United States from 1861 to 1865

     b) the mark of my limousine.


     8. Recently I bought myself a Zaporozhets,
to ...

     a) occasionally ride it to the village for
potatoes;

     b) ride on his apartment.


     9. From the kitchen came the squeak. Your response:

     a) probably infested with mice ...

     b) so that's where I lost my pager!


     10. Wherever I went everywhere with me
goes ...

     a) My Shadow;

     b) bodyguard.


     11. Riddle: "red girl sits in
prison, spit on the street. "

     a) carrots;

     b) the phone in your pocket with the antenna
out.


     12. Pablo Picasso painted a picture
"Girl ..."

     a) a ball;

     b) nix.


     13. "There are miracles, there goblin ..."

     a) wandering;

     b) delusional.


     Now try to calculate
dialed number of points.

     If you scored between 7 and 13 points, take
our congratulations.

     Markets do not: Do you - one hundred percent
"New". It seems that your favorite color -
Raspberry, a favorite number - 600, and ring
You wear only diamonds
inside.

     So keep in nature!


     1 to 7 points. In general, the progress of your
thinking is correct. Chances
that in the near future to attack you
huge denzhischa.

     Do not be upset if
asset you have 0 points.

     The fact that you read a newspaper
"ENERGY", already says a lot.
Together we will become rich. Stay
us!

     An excerpt from the magazine "City.
Business city. "

                Text typed Sergei Sturm.
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