Energy #03 09 апреля 1997

BBS - CHESS po CDOS-modem. Instructions for playing chess (humor). List of BBS working in Minsk.

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                          (C) Sergei STORM


     Hi all sysop Ming modem
network (and not just Minsk). I
congratulations to the lucky owners of C-DOS
modems. Somewhere the other day, will Ars'om
made the game a modem "CHESS". Now we
be able to play with each other in chess is not
leaving the apartment. In this regard, I
proposing a championship
sisopov, Chess. Looking at the
few lines below, you will be able to
observe exemplary standings.
All winnings, draws and defeats will
counted and recorded in the table. Each
player will play with each other
once.


# Name 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Pts. discharge

Sturm 1 1% 1.5 3-th digit

Ars 2 0 1 1 1-th digit

3 Dj, Man. 0% 0.5 lover

4 McMaker January 1 fan

Stinger 5 0% 0.5

6 Pioneer%% February 1

7 Hamer% 0 0.5

Arny 8 0 1 1



     All who wish to participate in
Championship Chess sisopov,
send your application STURM_BBS.
Applications are accepted until 05.05.1997 If
typed at least five interested persons, then I
send out their plan for the championship and
can start the competition.
The editorial office has established a prize to the winner:
cassettes with the full interview Doc'a.

     All the championship fights will be
discussed in subsequent issues of the newspaper
"E N E R G Y".

     Now I want to bring instuktsiyu
unknown author, the game of chess.


                            (C) Stranger


     Today I would like to introduce
you with the rules of an entirely new
intellectual game. This article -
compilation of experiences from school, heavy
contact with the life and watching the news
(Sports). Originally planned
write an adapted version of the game in
"Fool", but for certain
reasons ... In short, I hope, chess
You too will suit ...
__________________________________________


     The game is played on a checked box 8x8
cells of 16 figures on each side
(Side 2 rather than 4) and I'll start, perhaps, not
end.


     In the first row are DEPENDENCIES - they
means little, they go unnoticed, but their
a lot.


     The main piece on the board -
LEADER. This is the main figure, with all
consequences.


     Next is one that resembles
Head teacher. This person always pops up
from behind in school time and strikes
in huge letters "G".


     And the most extreme is always
STRAIGHTNESS TEACHER. His moves are not
are diverse (to and fro,
right-left, circle). But he does
powerful blows at the end of the semester ...


     So. Looks like I'm somewhat carried away, and
therefore turn to the description of the game.


     The first step is always doing his subordinates.
They are allowed to walk only in small
steps, but on the occasion of the first move
allowed to miss one paycheck.
The meaning of the game - in achieving the mat is not as
gun game, but as a symbol of its completion.
Allowed to go strictly by the rules, but
Steward could go on all 8 sides - all
still will not go anywhere. (Note: not
encouraged to build a game exclusively
on white horses).


     If between the deadline and TEACHERS
MANAGER nobody left (all
left), then they may be swapped. In
this case, the scheduled games there
signs of "XXX" (which means not 3 Chemistry
row, and just sign a new
Head).


     Upon reaching the enemy's rear, a simple
Command can be any shape
rank higher because There is no way back to him.


     If the manager has come under
threat of withdrawal (from the board), a player must all
force quit on his behalf. If it is not
Can - and you can mate. (Note:
One leader can not take another
permitted only against the wall).


     Possible on the board and such a situation,
when the leaders go he wants, but not
can (paralysis here to do with it), and all
others more so, because They have already played
in a box (for figures). Honestly -
rather pathological variant (probably
therefore called a "stalemate"). In the case of stalemate
game ends in peace and all go to drink
beer.


     In conclude ... .. want to conclude chenii
say, IIC, that all of this - only fruit
IIC, the sick imagination of the author. All real
and imaginary match - fiction, IIC,
to congratulate you.



     Ago opened a new BBS'ska:
"DEAD_BBS". Denis accept my congratulations.

     At the moment, "FATALITY_BBS" is the most popular server.

     To you, the newly formed
dial-up users it easier to understand
in BBS'kah and sysop, we publish the language ispolzuemmy on 
all servers "smiles". 


   Computer Slang Dictionary (tm)

       $ Miley Dictionary (tm)


              Standard:

Main smile :-)
;-) Playful smile
:-( Frowning
:-I Indifferent
: -> Sarcastic
>: - "Villain
> -> Playful villain


           Change in mouth:

: - [Vampire
: -! Normal
:-E toothed vampire
: - $ With closed mouth
:-F toothed vampire with a broken

      tooth
: -% Bureaucrat
:-Q trying to get the language of the nose
:-A Same as above, but

      other side
: -7 Banishing
: -* Who ate something sour
:-E Razacharovanny
: - @ Megalithic
:-T Gloomy
: - # Dressed false teeth
:-I Semi-Smile
: - '& His tongue
: -] Blockhead
:-Q Smoker
: -? Smoking a pipe
: - [Sad idiot
: -} Chapped lips
:-P With his tongue hanging out
: - {Mustache
:-S lied
:-J left smiling
:-D laughing
:-D licking lips
:-X with taped mouth


          Changing the eye:

% -) Looked at the screen for more than 15

      consecutive hours
8-) From sunglasses
B-) who had put on horn-rimmed glasses
O-) Cyclops or dressed diving

      mask
.-) One-Eyed Joe
, -) Kidding eyed Joe
g-) One-eyed Joe in his pince-nez


    Change in several parts:

|-I Sleeping
| ^ O snoring
|-O Yawning
:, (Crying noseless
% -6 With dead brain
8-| Puzzled


         Complement components:

: :-) Clad glasses (chetyrehglazik)
B :-) With glasses raised up
`:-) One eyebrow Sbrivshy
:-) Sbrivshy another eyebrow
8 :-) little girl
:-) -8 Big girl (!!!)
O :-) angel
C = :-) Damn
: - {) Mustache
: - #) C mustache
*<:-) Dressed Santa Claus hat
E-:-) Radio operator
{:-) Putting on a wig
} :-) Putting on a wig on the contrary
8 :-) Wizard
@ :-) Turban clad
:-) ~ Dribbling
[:-) Listening to player
: -), Runny
:-)) With a double chin
: '-) Laughter through tears
> :-) Devil
(Big smile :-)
C = :-) sticking up hair
- :-) Punk rocker
+ :-) Priest
+-:-) Pop
:-) X dressed butterfly


               Mixture:

(-: Left-sided smile
[:] Robot
: - {} Smeared lips
: '- (Crying
<| -) Chinese
<| - (Not fond of jokes, a Chinese
- :-( This punk rocker - never

    not smiling!
@ = Nuclear War
(8-o Mr. Bill Gates
*: O) Bozo the Clown
3:] Smiley cattle
3: [Not smiling cattle
d8 = Welder
(: I egghead
<:-I Stupid
K: P Carlson
: -: Mutant

      Invisible
X-(Dead
[] Hugs
~~:-( Sweating
O | -) Religious
8:-I Unix Wizard
>:-I dunce Evil
3: o [Koza, wearing a clown
8 Infinite
+ [MUST DIE!
X-) Not Afraid to Die
X-I still Dead
X-E After the death of revenge
X->> See you in hell!
XX The dead do not talk


             Thumbnail:

:) Standard
: O Loud talking
:] Merry
: Q Smoking
: @ Screaming
: * Kissing
: D Laughing
| I Sleeping
: I Thinking
| O Yawning
: (Sad
: P leaning language
: [Well, you fool!
=) Be happy today!
:} Uncertainty
:> Unknown
: E threat (bared teeth)
: E.. The same, but even the saliva dripping
: O \
8O> varying degrees of surprise
= 8O /



           Mega-smileys:

C =}>;*{))

      Drunk evil devil in a wig,

      wearing the contrary, a mustache and

      double chin
- [8 ~ * ~ E ~ -8

      Tearful, drunken, snotty,

      vicious, slavering, listening

      player, surprised punk rocker
C =% ^ F ~ ~

      Provedyaschy a computer for 15

      hours a hungry devil

      the broken nose and knocked out

      tooth



     And now a list of all owners of C-DOS
modems, as well as lists of employees BBS.



  Name Phone Alias ​​(Group)

Sergei 220-2004 - PIONEER
Michael 221-8365 - HAMER
Dmitry 222-2265
Vadim 224-9794
Denis 229-5053 - WEREWOLVES
Gleb 232-0925
Alexander 234-9717 - STINGER
Alexander 242-0942 - McMAKER
Oleg 242-3128 - ACID
Paul 243-3284 - MENTAT
Sergei 243-5794 - ARNY
Ivan 249-4353
Yuri 249-6314 - BEARD
Sergei 249-8960 - SERGEY STURM
Arseny 249-9753 - ARS
Yuri 262-8945 - LAMA
Dmitry 263-4461
Igor 264-5973 - GIVer
Alexander 271-1583 - ALEX NIKIFOROV



S. STURM BBS 249-89-60
 (Sergei) 23.30-07.00
schedule: Mon, Wed, Thu ENERGY
Subject: general
Secret Files: SECRET,
STURM_BBS, ENERGY
drive: A


DEAD BBS 229-50-53
 (Dennis) 09.00-12.00
schedule: daily, except
weekends and 12, 16, 20, 28
April
Subject: general
Secret Files: Dead_1,
Dead_2
Drives: A


ARNY BBS 243-5794
 (Sergei) 23.00-05.00
Chart: 12,18,26 April and MOVE

        in file Arny ****. W
Subject: general
Secret Files: Arny_BBS,
SECRET, registr, FOR_MOVE
Drives: A, B


BLACK NIGHT BBS 242-0942
 (Alexander) 22.00-07.00
Chart: Sat, Sun, as well as in

          file BLACK / **. W
topics: general, music
Secret Files: SECRET,
2_sysop, for_BBS, 2_XTMG
drive: A


FASA BBS 271-1583
 (Alexander) 21.00-23.00
schedule: Fri, Sat, as well as in
file fasa ****. W
Subject: general
secret files: secret,
SECRET, for_bbs
Drives: A, B, C


FATALITY BBS 249-9753
 (Arseni) 22.00-07.30
Chart: Fri, Sat, as well as in MOVE

          file FTL **/**. W
topics: general, iron
Secret Files: SECRET,
FOR_FTL, FOR_ARS, FOR_MOVE
Drives: A, B


HAMER BBS 221-8365
 (Michael) ??.??- 07.00
schedule: in file Hamer_ **. W

           Mon, Wed 22.00

           Fri, Sun from 23.30
topics: general, iron
secret files: secret,
SECRET, for_BBS, 2_SysOp
drive: A


NO NAME BBS 249-4353
 (Ivan) 21.00-22.30
Chart: Tue, Thu, Fri, and

     in the same file INFO ****. W
Subject: general
Secret Files: IVAN1,
IVAN2, IVAN3
Drives: A, B


STINGER'S BBS 234-9717
 (Alexander) 22.00-24.00
schedule: Thu, Fri, or a file MOVE

                St_ ****. W
topics: general, iron
Secret Files: SECRET,
TO_SYSOP, FOR_MOVE
Drives: A, B


   ENERGY mark or MOVE mean
that this server accepts mail for Minsk modem or newspapers 
ENERGY MOVE. To do this, name your file or ENERGY

FOR_MOVE respectively. This secret
Data files for BBS.