Energy #03 09 апреля 1997

Юмор

911 - A girl and a ball.

              911



             GIRL AND BALL.


               ... - An ambulance called?

                   - N-n-no.

                   - What, if ever?

                   - Mm-may a year ago ..

                   - Here we come! ...

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     Today in the transfer of "Service
misunderstandings 911 "We will cover
people who got all their help!
Our program is a unique case that
as one girl had swallowed a ball!



     ... Everything was horrible, dark,
merzskoy night, when the bloody moon
illuminated crosses on rickety machines
"ER". Nothing seemed to
foreshadowed the tragedy, when suddenly! ..


     27-year-old Frosya and 3-year-old air
ball stayed home alone. Frosya ball
as usual played the Indians, nurses and
Gestapo with a neighboring cat, but in the end
began to play a boa! ​​..


        The head of the PBX:
- Call received at 3:02 at night. At 3:39 I
woke up at 4:00 and realized that we must take
tube (and I always take my phone when
the phone rings!). This is a howling hot call.
When you get a hot call, your
the heart fails and ears sweat a lot (and I
I always sweat a lot ears when
phone rings !)...


              Witness:
- Our rooms are close by. I
had a difficult delivery (and I'm always at home
difficult delivery), but even here in the keyhole
I saw a girl swallowed a ball, and
decided to help her. I ran to the hospital and
call a doctor for help ...


              Doctors operbloka:

     We have removed an appendix. When we
spoke about the ball, we immediately threw
operation (and we always throw an operation!) and
began to argue about the size of the ball (and we
always argue !)...


         The driver of the ambulance:
- When the call came, I rushed to the
machine, but we had no petrol (we
always there is no petrol!). I was pushing, pushing
car to the house of the girl, wanted
Soon, soon, if only in time (already
started the "Santa Barbara"!). Fortunately it
home was just 50-meters and! I
sneak through the back door, but then
noticed the door ... After half an hour guessed
code door, but fortunately, the door
was not locked ...


                Managers:
- We always keep in touch with the girl!
On the phone! By fax! On the radio! By
TV channels! According to the satellite dish! We
would send her a telegram! We wore her
letters !.........
 But she did not answer them!

               (First):
 - I asked her to talk to me!

               (II):
 - No me!

               (First):
 - She was such a sexy voice!

               (II):
 - And me? ..


              Again, the driver:
- When the rescue team arrived with
mine detector, the girl was already in
unconscious, still in
ecstasy to whisper something into the telephone
pipe! ..


     Drunk anesthesiologist says:
- I was sleeping (and I always sleep!). Suddenly I see
in a dream - the girl is calling! Here's how: - truncated
narma-and-a-cial, ma-ma! Drym-smoke-smoke-smoke!.


             Head Nurse:
- I watched "Tropikanka. When my cat
crying, I realized that something had happened
horrible (but my cat always cries when
drowning protagonist !)...


              Sober urologist:
- We could not get the ball! We
rubbed his vazilinom, poured on him, soapy
water vypihnut tried it from within, but
Ball did not want to leave! We feared
pull his legs, so as not to break his
tail! .. And they left this idea ...


         I felt myself the ball:
- I felt that if you do not get out of here,
it would be bad ..


           What felt Frosya:
- Generally, this is our inheritance. My
Granny swallowed a rubber ball in the 6
months! Mom ate the rubber washer! I
trained with 4 years of age, and here only yesterday
swallowed a ball! ..

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     Fortunately, the ball went out himself,
escaped with minor fright! And only
thanks to all those brave people
Girl and the ball remained intact! ..


     Therefore, if you something
happen if you fell from the twelfth
floor, hit by a train, drank
antifreeze, crawled to the nearest
phone and call the "Service
misunderstandings -911!
They can help you ...........................


                       Text typed DEMON.