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Buzz #19
18 августа 2000 |
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Humor - A program code. The Adventures of Pinocchio as it is.
buzz
dmn
Program code:
Program Party;
Uses Vine, Zakus, Condoms;
{$ I Variable.Pas}
{File with descriptions of variables, types, and other faculty
functions and} {Procedures, and modules Vine, Zakus and Condoms}
{- One of the following releases CAD / CAM NEWS. }
Procedure Prepare;
Begin
Find (House);
Buy (Bottles);
Buy (Zakus);
Call (Friends);
Call (Girls);
End; {Prepare}
Procedure Drinks;
Begin
Open (Bottles);
Repeat
Drink (Next (Gramms100));
Zakus: = Eat (Next (Foods));
Until TwoViewInEyes;
End; {Drinks}
Procedure Dances;
Begin
Music: = True;
Call (OneGirl);
Go (DancingRoom);
With Music.Jump Do Begin
If Girl (Drink) = Normal (Drink) Then Begin
Touch (AssOfGirl);
Touch (BrestOfGirl);
End
Else Begin
Go (DrinkingRoom);
Lets (Girl): = Drinks (More);
Return (DancingRoom);
End;
End;
End; {Dances}
Procedure Fuck (Who: Sex);
Var
HowMany: LongInt;
Begin
If Who <> Girl Then Write ('Are yor sodomite ??!');
Find (DarkRoom);
Close (Door_and_windows);
If Not Find (BedInRoom) Then BedInRoom: = AnyTable;
HowMany: = 0;
Repeat
Call (Next (Who));
Delete (DressOf (Who));
Kiss (Lips, Brest, OtherPartsOfBody);
Repeat
Asm
PUSH YourPenis
POP YourPenis
End;
Until YouHaveOrgasm;
Case HowMany of
Inc (HowMany);
If (HowMany mod 15 = 0) then Write ('You are BIG man !!!');
Until YourPenisStay;
End; {Fuck}
Begin {Party - Main Program}
Prepare;
Drinks;
If Who (Drink) Normal (Drink) Then Who: = FaceDown;
Dances;
Fuck (Girls);
Go (AtHomes);
End. {Main Program}
Notice that the critical ychastok discharged at ACME. :-)
<-------------------------------------------------
-------------> It is known that in science a lot of money not
being made. This can be proved mathematically.
We use two axioms:
1: Knowledge is Power.
2: Time is Money.
If the formula for power
Work
--------- = Power
Time
substitute
Knowledge = Power and Time = Money
obtain
Work
---------- = Knowledge
Money
It follows the formula of success:
_____________________________________
| |
| Work |
| ---------------- = Money |
| Knowledge |
|___________________________________|
ie with knowledge, tending to zero, money is infinitely
increase, and vice versa. And the volume of work in this large
does not matter.
<-------------------------------------------------
------------->
ADVENTURE Pinocchio
as it is
(The exact translation)
Of Italy large
The sun shines with impudent face.
And under the stairs in a closet
Pope Carlo cut logs.
(Tries to make Pinocchio,
that, I tell you, not easier,
than by a pussy smile)
Made ears out of cardboard,
Nose of the chips cross-grained,
Adapted by mudya
two worm-eaten acorns,
And then, with a yawn of boredom,
Under eldu he sharpens his hands.
Pinocchio turned
Chock-chock, but cute
He smiled fucked,
Which is very important.
Pope Carlo wiped his hands
Right on his shirt
And he said, "You I - dad
And now pussy-ka to school
Because, as here in the closet
Hawa nothing in life. "
(Even gave umnu book
"Pathologies brainless",
What he found in the trash
Rummaging in the search logs)
Pinocchio was not a blunder,
He sold the book to the blind,
That he stood before the door of the temple,
(Got a gold piece in return,
Given out pizdyulyami)
And he went, rygaya shavings
Directly to the puppet theater.
In the theater, fat redneck - Director,
Catch him in the intermission,
(Pre-sold the Japanese wanted,
In the form of wood chips or wood shavings)
But log otpizdelos,
After telling him about the door,
What's in a closet separated
From the toilet all zhilploschat.
Those noodles raked hands
In their ears, fleshy,
Gave him twelve PLN
(Of which there were five - false)
And quietly posted on the dick,
Ordered to keep silent about the door.
But Basilio, who suffered
Hemorrhoids, and Alice,
When he heard in his pocket
Jingle of coins on the eggs,
Ohmurit decided Guys,
To take full aluminum!
Approached him, he side
Crutch ogrel on puzu,
And nothing daunted,
Offered his services
By investing in land.
And Alisa there and then, hastily,
How could, portrayed,
As if in a box - advertising
Strip and MALS!-Ohm.
Pinocchio instantly rejected,
All the dreams get drunk beer,
And buried all the money immediately,
In a soft pile of manure,
Ambassador, said three words:
"Kreks, PAX, feks"
Ile something like ...
Night crept silently
Above the manure steam rose
And damn log
Ctorozhit their finances.
Cote him this way and that,
And Alice Melofon
Distracting, and threatens to
That cops here pussy,
And the end, they say, will soon light ...
Suddenly began to move manure,
And there seemed to
In grouse drunken Tortilla,
What mowed there from soup.
Ears from the crap cleared,
Brazenly suggested a deal:
"Who dunk Duremar,
That leeches torget,
That will open two boxes,
If you guess right word. "
But the bastard Pinocchio
Yelled - "play" super "!
Or soup of the weld,
Or - the key of "Zaporozets!
Turtle, multiplying,
Dung heap of anguish,
Offered immediately - key,
But! - For egg Duremar.
Duremar sat in the outhouse,
Above ochkom according to the "hole"
I. .. Instantly and silently ...
Gave Tortilla key.
That there was a Duremar,
Only one "friend" knows
A wealth of Pinocchio
Two crooks left
Get in shit coins
And went to the closet,
At elde a key turning,
They locked her father out in the outhouse,
And sell the closet Greeks
For free currency.
Pope Carlo so cursed
At ochke that the next day,
The Greeks fled in fear
Remembering in the river crayfish ...
A piece of wood with the Pope today,
Ezdyut the theater at Rolls-Royce,
And then the director of the nitty,
To them the toilet with a master key climbs,
But what he should be there,
Knows only the sage hairy ...
/
Alex <-------------------------------------------------
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