Buzz #19 18 августа 2000

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disease ... - Paracels'a response to an article in Uncle Sam'a ZX-Pilot.

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                                                            dman



                       FIRST SYMPTOMS

Scientists have found that idiosyncrasy can earn from such 
innocuous activities, like reading. But only if you read 
article Unlce Sam'a. 


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   At once hilarious and clever Uncle Sam threw us a bone
for controversy (Pilot # 35 "about different"). Taught us how 
foolish live wagged his finger at our faults, on the path

true. And as anyone nor talk to him "about some aspects of
our life? "We're in his youth and fervor not
understand all of its complexities.

   And yet we opened his eyes, explained the essence of the
problem that dirty rags lying on the road to a brighter
the future of the Spectrum and that everyone wants to kick his
strong leg. Uncle Sam in this regard turned out to be true
Ronaldo, aptly zafutboliv all these fragrant economy
directly to our ignorant and hypocritical face ... Spectrum,
Gentlemen sceners and so on and so forth, are killed because of 
our joint passivity! .. As long as Uncle Sam in the sweat of 
waiting to get KAY'ya and wrote invaluable to their educational 
role of the opus, we have, "parasites", but ask for money and 
absolutely nothing do! Shame on you, gentlemen, shame on you! 
There are, of course, a handful of truly active people (which 
certainly must classify and Sam'a), so only stifles their 
creativity and unselfish gust herd of ruminants, is unwilling 
to change .. ie "Rednecks", .. ie we are with you ...


   And there must be no commerce on the Spectrum!

   In the boundless goodness of their only glory Mednonogovu, 
our game-maker'ovskomu nuggets, Uncle Sam allows you to ask for

his works are a pittance that it can offer
impoverished user (spoiled, however, Freestuff crack'ami). A
that he did not pay for Sam's "Black Crow" a penny, not
has no value - to him in his greatness all forgivable.

   The problem of global modemizatsii, the chronic disregard 
for the which is imputed to us in guilt, Uncle Sam, apparently

reviewed without the involvement of its bright and lively mind, 
giving thread of thought in the hands of elementary logic. The 
reasoning of this is not devoid of common sense and in many 
ways, of course, pretends to Laura Truth. The only pity is that 
with the advent of logic are gone pleasing (cutting?) eye and 
ear, words that Sam skillfully Awards for all, without 
exception. But, fortunately, the muse is not long resting, and 
clutching crumbling from decay teeth into "Problem" of 
journalistic ethics in Esme, broke the British Flags of our 
colleague UnBeliever'a. To the rest of nepovadno was! .. It was 
then that Uncle Sam has risen to the height of Sergei Dorenko 
with ORT. Here's who "of the crisis of the genre" is never ... 
at least because, he argues, like Sam, always one and the same.

The only difference is that Dorenko - down to earth critic 
Luzhkov and Uncle Sam - the great exposer of evils Spectrum 
scene. Its the same opinion, Comrade UnBeliever, can leave with 
them, and even better - zasun'te in ... And most importantly - 
do not forget to hang on wall and memorize that brilliant line 
of "adequate objective information. "But questions like" Why 
then should be adequate OBEKTIVNAYA information? "Uncle, please 
do not Sam'a get, because this word was used purely for 
intimidation unenlightened in journalism hacks like that same 
UnBeliever'a and ... like it there ...? al .. paracels'a! Sit 
at home and be silent, Gentlemen! - A professional can be only 
one, and his genius shone on the pages ZX-Pilot'a. 

   Now the eternal problem - holding demoparty (although,
In my opinion, Sam'u more suitable word "festival", which
associated with what you know (see dialogue Arty / DR 'Serzh'a 
on IRC)). Anyone no matter how Sam'u who visited as an honorary

Spectators at the entire two (2!) Party, one of which - the
Major Festival Millennium Di: Halt'99, to judge relevance and
number of such events? And not to turn the party into
Officially awful, you need to collect on it all the pioneers, 
the most desilting equipment, lamerskie work and in the end did 
not deliver winners of the prizes. Then necessarily provetsti 
virtual vote, leaving in force the previous results, and satiety

feed snickering winners posted on the unavailability
diplomas. That would be really cool party! And if
not to 4, and all 144 Di: Halt'a? .. Well before then are 
excellent idea!



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   By all that is written I want to add the following.

   Dear Uncle Sam, I do not understand the reason for your 
anger on the pathological stage, to which you have no 
relations. Not having time to get his KAY, you are in a hurry 
to sell it. So not out of love is to Spectrum and care about 
his fate?? Repeat Your heroic act, published in Pilot'e # 35

In my opinion, can any janitor who dreams of a glass of vodka 
and sweep the streets with the words "We the fuck! 
Namusorili!". For it is not necessary a lot of intelligence and 
experience to write utter nonsense about what you do not 
understand. May lag behind, finally, on Speccy? Although not 
Frankly, reading your extremely interesting, as well as a 
psychiatrist interesting to work with his schizophrenic 
patients. Well, the choice of for you.


   And finally, just for you, stand in the epilogue to mention
that by me the materials are
islyuchitelno my personal point of view. You become of this 
easier? 


                                                    Paracelsus 
^ eI 

P.S. I am afraid, will soon have me as a reader ZX-Pilot'a,

     Symptoms appear first on the idiosyncrasies of Article 
Uncle 

     Sam'a. Where to get money for drugs??