#Z80 #01 07 мая 1998

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Kopmyumor - Nice prikolchiki from Inity.

                  ;) KopmYumor =)



   These headings are everywhere. And we will not
most red:) After laughter prolongs life, and we
hopefully just a little you extend it. :) Jokes
are different: flat and multifaceted killer
and not very much. Today in this category - unobtrusive
and pleasant prikolchiki from Inity. If you've ever
play arcade games, then I think you
smile:).


                                           DiVER;)



 Life's truths that I learned from video games ...



   (C)?

   (C) Translation from English Tatiana Matveeva

   aka Inity Intel Inside



   There is no such problem that can not be not
solved through violence.


   If it moves, KILL IT!


   Fly on a rocket and just did not
requires no training.


   One "good guy" can win
countless crowds of "bad".


   "Bad guys will always move in predictable
directions.


   Eliminating the "bosses," most "bad guys"
killed with one shot.


   Win a bunch of the usual "bad guys" always
harder than the boss battle "One on One."


   If you see food lying on the ground, eat
it.


   You can break into pieces, all you
want.


   As a rule, in all sorts of hidden objects
useful things, so you should break everything
splits.


   If someone dies, he disappears.


   Money can often be found just
lying on the street.


   Employees of stores for some reason, armed to
latest technology.


   If you're nervous, you'll shoot more
better.


   If something lying on the ground, you can do
take.


   All actions with weapons - these are simple, ordinary
things ...


   No matter how long you shoot, you always
be able to shoot more.


   Death - a reversible phenomenon.


   Ninjas are very common and often appear on
public.


   When thick, huge villain dies, he
begins to glow red or yellow.


   When you are born, you fall from the sky
become invincible for a while.


   Despite the fact that your enemies are stronger and steeper
armed, they move so to get to you
under the shot.


   Enemies always leave medicine and boxes
cartridges discarded everywhere, without any
reasons, so that any of their opponent can muster
all these weapons and use against them ...


   Shoot everything around you. If it falls, and
dies, it was something bad. If it is not
moves, try to pick it - it's a bonus or
energy.


   200 enemies against you - it's not a problem. When
you drive a car, do not worry if it
breaks down and explodes, the new car will appear at its
place.


   Seize the moment! After all we only live three times!


                                Inity (inity@usa.net)

                            (Http://inity.home.ml.org)