Subliminal Extacy #00
01 января 1994

Silly Jokes Time!

Silly Jokes Time!
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                   -= By Bogie Of Extacy-3. =-                  
                                                                
                                                                
Here are some of my favorite jokes from my childhood!!! They are
not my favorite of all time because most of my favorite jokes   
will definately offend some of the viewers!!!!                  
                                                                
                                                                
Mother:  Why are you home from school early, Bogie?             
Bogie:   Because the boy next to me was caught smoking!         
Mother:  But that doesn't explain why your home early.          
Bogie:   Well you see mum, I set him on fire!!!                 
                                                                
Bogie:  What do you call people who live in Europe?             
L.A.:   European.                                               
Bogie:  No I'm not! It's my beer bottle that's leaking!!        
                                                                
If your nose runs and your feet smell, does that mean your built
upside-down??????                                               
                                                                
Teacher:  I've taught you all I know and you still ignorant!!!  
Class:    ' All laugh '( get it??)                              
                                                                
What did L.A. eat after he had all his teeth taken out????      
The dentist!!                                                   
                                                                
Can anyone give me a sentance with the word 'JUDICOUS ' in it;  
asked the english teacher.                                      
Yes said Bogie :Now hands that JUDICOUS can feel soft as your   
face!!!                                                         
                                                                
If Shakespeare was alive today he would be considered a very    
remarkable man!!!                                               
OFCOURSE HE WOULD HE'D BE 450 YEARS OLD!!!                      
                                                                
Who here is a lover of babies????? Because if you are then I    
would, if I were you, Press 'SPACE' because these next jokes are
all about babies!!!!!! And they are are very disgusting!!!!!!   
                                                                
Q. What is red and can't turn round in a corridor???            
A. A baby with a javelin through it's head!!                    
                                                                
^^^^^ That is what the next jokes are like so press > for more  
or 'SPACE' to escape!!! But you could always press >> two or    
three times to get passed these awful jokes!!!                  
                                                                
Q. Whats brown and taps on the window????                       
                                                                
A. A baby in a microwave!!!                                     
                                                                
                                                                
Q. Whats red and hangs from the ceiling????                     
                                                                
A. A baby on a meat hook!!!!!                                   
                                                                
                                                                
Q. What's the best thing about shagging a baby????              
                                                                
A. Hearing it's pelvis crack!!!!                                
                                                                
                                                                
Q. What's pink and turns red at a touch of a button????         
                                                                
A. A baby in a liquidizer!!!                                    
                                                                
                                                                
Q. What's pink and flies????                                    
                                                                
A. A baby tied to a kite!!!                                      
Well thats enough of sick baby jokes!!!!! Lets have a go at some
story jokes!!!!                                                 
                                                                
Gerda and Hans were two little German children, brother and     
sister. One day wwhen theey wwere on aa traain too Stutttgartt  
too visitttheir Grandmother with their                          
mum. As the train was going at top speed Gerda                  
opened the door to their compartment and pushed Hans out of the 
door. Gerda then looked at her mum and said "Look mum no hans!" 
                                                                
                                                                
A teacher was doing a lesson on the dangers of Alcohol. So at   
the start of the lesson he put a worm in a bottle of water and  
another worm in a bottle of whisky. At the end of the lesson    
the teacher emptied the two bottles into the sink. The worm     
that was in the water wriggled away and the one that was in the 
whisky was dead! "What conclusions do you draw from this?" Said 
the teacher. Then a kid at the back of the class shouted out    
"IF YOU DON'T WANT WORMS THEN DRINK WHISKY!!"                   
                                                                
        HEY WAIT THE BEST JOKE IS ON THE NEXT PAGE!!!!!!        
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                                                           End. 
                                                                
                                                                
                                                                
HA HA HA HA HA! YOU FELL FOR A REALLY SHIT JOKE!!!! FUCK ME     
YOU'RE CRAP!!!! GO WITH YOUR SHEEP AND HAVE FRILLS!!!! DO YOU   
THINK I'M GOING TO PUT A JOKE ON IT'S OWN AFTER END. HAS BEEN   
PUT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE????? JUST FUCK OFF!!!             
                                                                
                                                                
                                                                
                                                                
                                                                
                                                                
                                                                
                                                                
                                                                
                                                                
                                                                
                                                                
                                                                
                                                                
                                                                
                                                                
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