Windows' 1995 info - Report on Microsoft Windows BS extra.

<b>Windows' 1995 info</b> - Report on Microsoft Windows BS extra.

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            ANNOUNCEMENT CONCERNING Microsoft Windows BS Extra

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     In the near future will begin distribution of new product 
Microsoft Corporation - Microsoft Windows BS Extra. This 
product is a natural development of MS Windows Version 3.0 and 
3.1, a different more advanced system capabilities and friendly 
staff interface Microsoft Corporation user.


     Installing the product requires 165 Kb of disk space, 32 
MB RAM, CPU i486 or better. Because of its high-quality 
Microsoft Windows BS Extra very demanding on the configuration, 
and if this package for any reason does not run on your 
computer, the company recommends my car until then, until it 
finally starts. 

     Improved user interface, for example, in order to
save screen space, icon, "Ok", which should hit the mouse is 
reduced by half, is working on decreasing it four times or 
more. Introduced, in addition to a double (double), triple 
(triple) and quad (quadruple) mouse click. It should be borne 
in mind. that pressing the rest, not used the program shortcuts 
can lead to unpredictable consequences, and therefore it is 
recommended to break out of the mouse before installing. 
Displays the message now about Everyone by surprise, 
encountered the program in memory or on disk, for clarity of 
reading should not be confirmed less than five times. Increase 
the diversity of types of undocumented files, more specialized 
content initialization files. Since the increased amount of 
user instructions relating to how to press keys, descriptions 
of initialization files in the documentation omitted. 

     Microsoft Windows BS Extra requires SVGA card, works in
mode, only 256 colors, although the inexperienced user can
not notice - all graphics applications still
using a 16-color palette - it's so touching!

     Improved and multi-tasking: the size of the quantum of 
time allocated to each task is uniform, and is one minute. 

     Introduced many new standards, including alternative
standard ASCII, and the new English grammar. All they
undocumented, but, says Bill Gates, it is not necessary, 
employees Microsoft Corporation easily do without additional 
applications, and hence to cost and other users. Should train 
users to use only products Microsoft Corporation, and 
programmers - to work only within its framework. I / O and 
counting - that's all that you may need a programmer in an 
environment Microsoft Windows BS Extra! Everything else has 
been done Microsoft Corporation. Unlikely someone wants 
something that could not provide even Programmers Microsoft 
Corporation! 

     Surprise will be also non-English speaking users:
Additional signs of the alphabet in their language they will 
find a new, more convenient location Microsoft Corporation. 

     The list of programs that conflict with Microsoft Windows 
BS Extra, can not be given here, as it takes 392 kb.

However, we can confidently say that Microsoft Windows BS
Extra comes into conflict with all software companies, IBM and
Symantec (the latter was achieved after a long labor), and
and many others. The only recommendation in this case is the 
immediate removal from the hard drive of everything not apply 
to Microsoft Windows BS Extra. 

     In this version, developers will no longer follow the 
principles of MSDOS, while acknowledging its mistake, and his 
dead-end direction. Accordingly, since the assurances of 
programmers Microsoft Corporation, the function execution 
DOSovskih applications from a Windows environment does not 
enjoy among them a large popular in the new product is no 
longer supported. "What's good for us - will fit for you" - 
this is the new motto Microsoft Corporation.


     If the system Windows NT was proclaimed by replacing
UNIX'u, the Microsoft Windows BS Extra, thoughts on leadership
Microsoft Corporation will be replaced in general, all 
conceivable Operating ststemy, so it's good. Yet rumors about 
what BS means "Big Shit" ("big crap"), does not correspond to

reality.