Simply Maria - episode 2836 of the Brazilian-Mexican-Puerto Rican television series.

 А сейчас перед вами 2836-я се-
рия,  бразильско-мексиканского-
пуэрториканского телесериала :


























 Large attic in a typical latifundist estate somewhere
in the outback of the South American continent. Maria is sitting in a chair
and knits a warm scarf for the winter. Don Ricardo enters.

Picardo:Buenos morning, Maria!
 Translator: Good morning, Maria!
 Maria: Buenos-bubuenos.
 Translator: For some it is good, and for some
 not very...
Picardo:Pipito cuarte is not dead?
 Translator: How is your health?
 Maria: Gratio, great!
 Translator: Thank you, everything is fine.
Picardo:Pipito slurped, Maria.
 Translator: Maria, give me some water.
 Maria: Here's the existential six.
 Translator:I'll call the maid now.
 Maria: Hey, Conchita!
 Translator: Hey, you worthless creature!
 Conchita enters.
Conchita: Signora squealed?
 Translator: Did you call me?
 Maria: Yes.
 Translator: Of course, I'm calling you already
 two whole hours.
 Maria: Senor Ricardo slurped swollenly.
 Translator: Senor Ricardo really wants
 drink.
 Conchita: Pepsi-Cola bread?
 Translator: Do you want "Duchess"?
Picardo:But! The toilet was leaking.
 Translator: No, just waterfrom under
 faucet.
 Knock on the door.
 Maria: Conchita, is kumo locked up?
 Translator: Conchita, who came?
 Conchita: Pedrilo, senora.
 Translator: Don Pedro, senora.
Don Pedro: Ede-ra!!!
 Translator: Sorry, for God's sake, you don't
 Have you seen Edera?.. Wait,
 which "Edera"? She's on
 another channel...
 Don Pedro leaves.
Maria (surprised): Mutanto!
 Translator: Strange man...
Conchita:Pediculosis!
 Translator: He has a problem withhead.
Picardo:Hymo de havalo, Conchita?
 Translator: Conchita, what are we having for dinner?
 Conchita: Fart, senore.
 Translator: Peas, senore.
Maria: Oh, musical! Hymo with Caruso's show-off!
 Translator: Let's sing!
Everyone sings: Maria Salvaoter,
           Maria Salva-Oter...
 Translator: Bring water,
 yoke to bend...

     End of episode 2836.