Soldier's humor - 400 aphorisms and sayings.

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1. А вдруг война или какое другое меропри-
ятие?
2. А ведь каждый из вас - взрослые люди!
3. А во время перерыва ему, видите ли, ему
нужно было голову полежать.
4. А вы и ухом не моргнули.
5. А здесь ток идет, идет и превращается в
напряжение.
6. А на лабораторных работах начинаются
игры: один в осциллограф смотрит, а другой
бока чешет.
7. А онstanding, you know, sitting...
8. What command can you use to scratch yourself? -
 At the command "REFUEL!"
9. And from 17 o'clock we will clear the snow from the commu-
nists.
10. And now we will walk not to music, but
in ranks.
11. Now shut your mouth and tell me where you are
was.
12. What do you think, the war will come, and
Major Skercherov will not be there, no.
13. And I stand here like a parrot and at you
I croak.
14. Abashidze, overgrown like an elephant, hairy,
really!
15. There will be no buses! Two ZILs will come,
 one is ZIL, the other is KAMAZ
16. The machine works like this: one, two, three -
and you are gone.
17. Place the machine gun on the knee of your left hand.
18. Fooling with weapons, fellow soldiers,
hasn't led to anything yet.
19. Running march!
20. Take the entire outfit for the dining room and let's
pleaseit for meat.
21. Binocular is two glasses.
22. BMP, comrades cadets, this is not a combat vehicle
mechanized pig.
23. The combat sheet must be a combat leaf
Stcom, after all, this is a combat leaflet.
24. A fighter must salute everyone
tree, starting with me.
25. Combat is the only means of achieving
desires for victory in battle.
26. If you're laid off, don't meet
strangers.
27. If there were a couple, there would be students.
28. There were 10 buckets. I don't eat them here, I
my wife will go to the market and buy it.
29. What was invented was that they created a tank.
30. Was endowed with this endowment
31. Quickly report to me about the presence of consumption
personnel!
32. At 10 we caught the train and flew to Moscow
33. At 10:00 amthere will be an evening dedicated to
puppy...
34. In the army, the one who is to blame is not the one who is to blame,
and the one who will be appointed.
35. In the army everything is monotonous, everyone is cut
but, painted and seeded with sand.
36. In the army everything is parallel and perpendicular
lyarno.
37. The army doesn't make fools, that's why I
here!
38. In the army they don’t swear, in the army they swear
that is what they say.
39. At your age, I put boots on my feet
erased to the ass!
40. In military-patriotic education,
satelists must play the biggest violin
41. The eyes are dark like a light bulb in the head
burned out.
42. At the institute you can go to any
bras, but in front of the military department you
must remove them.
43. What form are you in, comrade cadet?
A whole major is standing in front of you!
44. In the desert, the position must be selected
near sources of water and fuel.
45. In an area exposed to chemicals
chemical weapons, the platoon conducts an operation
for the demolition of wooden houses.
46. There are seven slobs in the company, and you are hair
You wear it in your parting.
47. In the next lesson there will be some
increase in the scope of work.
48. In the event of the death of the crew, radio communication with
the tank will be absent. For example: That-
comrade lieutenant, on my tank No. 123 there is a
The left roller is torn, the radio station does not work
The crew is completely exhausted!
49. The top department includes computational
body vehicle based on ZIL-130.
50. Within 6 hours we will vaccinate
you love drill training.
51. Only exemplary employees will be dismissed
bedside tables.
52. In the morning, after lunch, on weekends
These days you have to work on construction sites
by the masses.
53. In philosophy you can do it in two fingers
get lost.
54. Subordinates are not included in the formation
Students under 16 and over 60 years of age.
55.In order to increase the discipline of scheduling
set the daily routine from bed to wake-up!
56. A new bullet was invented in the States, without hy-
benefit, now they are inventing an automatic machine for it.
57. In this part, all officers serve as the most
insolently!
58. In this position, no part of the body
should attract the attention of potential
enemy!
59. A vacuum bomb was used for the first time
Israelis versus Vietnamese.
60. You should have all the buns, girls, but dare-
thana!
61. The bell is ringing at the most inopportune time
place.
62. Soon students will show you
there is where, what and where to do.
63. Your activity is not worth a dime
64. Your meeting is not worth a damn
Msomol groups.
65. Your responsibilities on operational duty
leadership lies in a clear and quick manner
between a bucket of water, electric
a teapot and an officer.
66. Your action is a low blow in the back
perestroika!
67. After all, you have a watch and they give you
right to determine time.
68. The platoon reached the edge of the trees.
69. Platoon! Backs to each other in chess
stand in order diagonally!
70. Platoon, today is a cleanup day. I explain for-
dacha: collect all the bricks and burn.
71. Have you checked the appearance? Collars, re-
I think the footcloths are wound correctly?
72. You drink vodka, girls are easily
Deniya are debauched, and in the cockpit
so much crap that I can’t wrap my head around it
Yes.
73. Overcome a water obstacle quickly
and high quality! Whoever drowns will regret it later.
74. The military secret is not what you study -
those, but that it is you who are studying.
75. Take a rake and mark!
76. Take the regulations and rewrite everything
by heart.
77. Military honor is given as follows: indicate
The right finger of the right hand is placed to the temple,
then the remaining fingers are straightened. Loko-
The right hand is a continuation of the channel
la barrel of the machine gun.
78. I understand the question, I think the answer.
79. So you will go to the camps, and your mothers
they will cry on my chest.
80. Here you are sitting here, and you have seniors there
Well, they tore it off on the Honor Board...
81. How are you different from rams? Neither-
than! You say to the ram: “Be quiet,” but he still ra-
speaks well, so do you!
82. That's where the dog rummaged!
83. It's been repaired, and the tank is man-
ka became similar.
84. Just imagine: an open field - no
bush, not a tree, and suddenly from around the corner
the tank is leaving!
85. This is how they get from the pockets to the dis-
quilted hook.
86. Since childhood, I have had a child
appeared.
87. This crappy strap costs hundreds
rubles And here it isuniforms - thousands.
And this is an ensign!
88. Here, look at the target of Private Ku-
Pchenko: here is a hole, here is a hole. It's nice
look, you know, like a beautiful girl
89. Let's fit the ellipse into a square and draw
diagonal at an angle of 45 degrees to the dia-
labor Why are you laughing?! This technique has long been
They are already using it in the States!
90. Can always express in two paragraphs
any phrase.
91. Everyone take off their gloves, since no one has them
no!
92. Build all missing ones into one
line!
93. All your troubles are because
The first button is undone.
94. Everyone moves forward in that direction
work out a question as an excavator
95. Everything is in your interests, comrade soldiers-
you, the sooner you remove the snow here, the
You'll quickly go clean somewhere else.
96. Everyone into the trenches, the rest follow me!
97. Shave off all hair below the upper lip!
98. Everyone tomorrow should have a photo
4x3! No! Leave it alone! - 3x4!
99. Collect all the stones and burn them.
100. All buttons must be sewn on
dead as a barrier.
101. Remove everything around the debris, from the broom-
I have agreed.
102. All storage facilities must have gates.
103. Everyone, as one, go cross-country! you can't
run - crawl, but still walk.
104. Remember your future!
105. Yesterday I walked under your beds -
Mi, I don’t understand how you live there.
106. You're making a zigzag of luck trying to
avoid tarpaulin boots.
107. It will take you a long time to wash this off for me
tagging.
108. You must sign in the journal
precision. I'll tell you what you sign for
later.
109. You think that since I am a lieutenant colonel,
then I don’t understand anything? Me too, between pro-
Wow, I went to school!
110. You still know a lot!
111. You are still young, you still have everything in front of you
112. You are working somehow.
113. You sleep here, and there the Motherland is covered in snow
skids!
114. You are from the Stone Age, and I am from the wooden
nogo.
115. Are you a cadet or where, are you on an exercise?
or what?
116. You reported to me here, comrade cadet..
117. You hope that you will like it in the exam
give it a three? They will, but it makes it easier
you won't.
118. You are at the military department, fi-
Ziki may not know this.
119. Don't sit down, I'll mention you.
120. Are you not shaved again? But from this on-
The Motherland begins.
121. You are a negative minus of our department!
122. Why are you standing like something growing wild?
ostrich?
123. You came to report to me, so
stand and be silent!
124. You feel too much.
125. You, comrade cadet, are not a cadet, but
a real Neanderthal, and I would even say
hall, anthropologist.
126. You will also be a corporal, but not
it's clear which side.
127. You are sitting up to my neck in my guts.
128. Why are you looking at me with your eyes?
129. What are you doing? - nothing. - Then yes-
hurry up!
130. What do you think: you are all fools, and I
one is smart?!
131. What are you doing?! Where am I yet?!
132. If only I could take you out into an open field,
face the wall and shoot a bullet in the forehead,
so that you remember it all your life!
133. Issuing hemming material
exactly proportional to the amount available.
134. Allocate nine people to work and
one sergeant.
135. We performin the evening at dawn.
136. Come out and line up, otherwise now because of
for two people I will turn off the entire TV.
137. Come out without a head - violation of form
clothes.
138. BZ gas is light yellow crystals
white.
139. The main thing is the assessment of the test, not
when you wrote it: when you
were or when you were not.
140. The main object for a student with bino-
women's legs become his favorite, and he takes them
takes as the main guideline.
141. A soldier has a head to think, but can-
zgi to think.
142. There's a lot of ambition, my mother fattened me up
sausages and sour cream!
143. Does your throat hurt? Learn the rules - don’t get sick
there will be. (Does your head hurt? Read the regulations...).
144. The grenade is heavier in shape.
145. Turn your head louder!
146. A goose is not a hindrance to a pig.
147. DOSAAF is a voluntary matter, not
yes,whatever you want, you can participate, or if you want, you can’t!
148. Yes, take off the female headband
Howl organ and put a cap on it!
149. Yes, I am principled, but not a moron.
150. I give you one day, today and
tomorrow.
151. Try twenty times, seventy
The first one will work!
152. Girls who do not know how to salute
two steps forward!
153. Divide 60 by 3, we get about 20, and
More precisely, we don’t need it.
154. You have to get things done.
155. The operating frequency range of this device is
ra is basically known. And on this principle
the operation of this device is based.
156. Hair length hanging in the living room.
157. The orderly should spin like a bee
link in the wheel.
158. The orderly must stand and serve
precise time signals.
159. The orderly should not go out of work
diussquare of your bedside table.
160. Orderly! Why in your hallway
boots dangling?!
161. Orderly! You have so much paper here,
which I can’t wrap my head around!
162. Orderly, what's that stench in the barracks?! -
Comrade Colonel, you didn’t stink!
163. Orderly, hey you, a thousand apologies,
ass! How are you standing, you are the face of the battery,
164. The patrol vehicle is sent forward to
visual memory distance.
165. Tell me how the diesel engine works
flax engine.
166. Report the presence of people! Who is not everyone
We'll punish him.
167. Let's say I'm walking up the stairs in
company, which means I am an otherworldly object.
168. We are driving at night, ideal conditions, moon
the sun is shining...
169. The only clothing a soldier wears is
boots and belt!
170. If you fornicate, I'll fire a rocket.
171. If you behave like this, you will find
I would like to make a model of the educational building in natural
real value.
172. If you don't like these fees, we
We'll arrange more for you.
173. If everyone in the country is dressed in military
form, then I can manage the state
gift.
174. If you close your eyes again, I
I will speak to you using “you”,
military
175. If you are lost in the desert, write-
those SOS in the snow, and they will find you from the plane..
176. If you are a slob, write this
on my forehead, I’ll read it, and I’ll get it all at once
it will become clear.
177. If you are so smart, why are you
don't walk in formation?
178. If your heads are like a toilet and in them
nothing holds, then get yourself
a notebook or two, like mine.
179. If there are no volunteers, I will
I have to name them.
180. If you don't get your hair cut tomorrow, I'll
I'll punish you today!
181. If incendiarythe bomb will go off
roof, don't lose your head, but stick it in
barrel and fill it with sand.
182. If you get drunk, don't expect mercy! but
If you sober up, your happiness!
183. If war starts, I'm already with you
there won't be.
184. If you have any comments,
make suggestions now, otherwise you
always like this: now it’s silent, but like a general
when he arrives, you give it all away like a knife
in the back...
185. If all the engines on the plane fail,
if , then the flight path of the aircraft passes
blows through the surface of planet Earth.
186. If you want to pee and poop, it’s better
line up!
187. If a person sings, he is either drunk or
moron.
188. If my left ear itches, why do I need it?
Will I scratch with my right hand? I'll scratch the right one.
189. There are two ways to apply rocket-
nuclear strike depending on how
What kind of war are we unleashing? Otctabu-
Yes, we are considering.
190. There are laboratory assistants, officers and me.
191. Does the tank have a carburetor? Yes, if
steal from a car!
192. I have a little soldier - not a little soldier,
and so, student.
193. One more word and I'll quit the hell
mother's howl of her own accord.
194. There are no more people willing to speak, so
we will have to resort to force.
195. A woman in the army is a special and
not subject to disclosure!
196. Cruelly hack this on your nose!
197. You live like pigs in a den.
198. The fence fell for two days, and it’s still there
it's worth it.
199. Tomorrow we have VP classes. Form
clothes - no weapons.
200. Tomorrow, to be at the department exactly at
7:30, even if your death will be something -
or threaten.
201. When asking such questions, you need to be
extremely ill-mannered as a military man.
202. Practice personal self-discipline,
otherwise I'll take care of it tomorrow.
203.Be vigilant!
204. Close your mouth, you can see your panties!
205. Close your tongue, comrade cadet!
206. Work out for real and become
try to be human!
207. Your classes are held occasionally
case, epidemically.
208. Write on an arm, leg, or other
in the most unlost place.
209. Make a note of it!
210. We go into the barracks, undress our overcoats and
We go out to line up on the street.
211. I go into one nightstand, there is salt there
poured, which means the fighters drink tea at night.
212. One day I went into the nightstand,
true - there are slippers knee-deep in mud.
Well, I think I'll have these slippers tomorrow
the outfit will go!
213. Why did you put your hand in your pocket? This
stupidity!
214. For his conscientious work, commander
rewarded you.
215. This is not an army for you,you have to dig
deeper!
216. This is not a prison for you, here you are for two years
blow it off - and you're free.
217. You won't find it here.
218. It’s like in war: the commander was killed,
took a machine gun from someone else.
219. Here place a barrier or interpretive
th major.
220. The Earth rotates around its axis, this
allows us to measure the time of day.
221. The earth has a convex surface
in this case.
222. In winter, that is, at night, the guard changes
It is served twice a day.
223. The value of the sine in wartime can
reach four.
224. And they gave us the order to destroy the gang
political workers.
225. And before Lenin there were smart people.
226. Both before Suvorov and after him in Russia
there were continuers of his work.
227. And we go in the perpendicular direction...
228. And I don’t need to be sick here
heads on a healthy ass.
229. And don’t pretend to be what you are
actually.
230. And then the punishment will be free
231. And hit cadet Sinitsa on the back
mop, i.e. genital organ.
232. And the man drowned forever.
233. And these are the new foot wraps? - well, no chi-
cold... well, not clean, but washed... well,
Let's go replace it.
234. And I have the right that he can be like that
say.
235. And I will not rest until you
If you don’t go home, I won’t call you back.
236. My friend and I were walking through a mine
field, then he is in front, then I am behind.
237. Go quickly remove the snow, otherwise
melts.
238. Go ahead and scald it with cold water.
239. Go and do your personal hygiene.
240. No one leaves the sectors,
exceptbrushes.
241. You are a soldier, like a shell made of shit.
242. Or you will stop smoking right now,
or one of the two.
243. Keep in mind! Another violation and
you will no longer be able to delay your end!
244. There are cases of suicide, but
we'll get to that yet.
245. Emperor Constantine IV Pogonatus
loaded his cavalry onto steamers.
246. So, I give you a "three". I didn't let
I love to terrorize myself!
247. A hole is welded to the bottom of the device.
248. Each fold on a soldier's blanket is
this is a loophole for spies of the world empire
lizma!
249. Each cadet must be either
rewarded or punished.
250. No matter how you violate discipline, but
business should not suffer from this.
251. How are you standing, I order?
252. How do you build! Run alonealone.
253. How do you walk? The blow must be one-
temporary under the cut of a comrade's boot.
254. As they say, go, Shura, and saw,
and sometimes feel it with your tongue.
255. How did you prepare people for full-time
shooting, if you didn’t even check your hair?
256. How to wet the bandage if there is no water?
Think about it!
257. As soon as the diode opens, it starts
Kirchhoff's law applies.
258. As nothing was done here, nothing was done
it was.
259. How does this headache hurt? This is the same one
bone, it can’t hurt!
260. What difference does it make to me?
261. When two strange people meet
century, one of them is always wrong.
262. When you turned right, I paid
feces with happiness because you kept up...
263. When you are captured, you will be
beat for a long time, and you won’t be able to say anything,
you know, not because you are so persistent, you
you just don't know anything.264. When a cadet is called, he must
stand up and blush.
265. When the authorities arrive, the commander
squadrons foaming at the mouth (or without foam,
it depends on how he treats
their official duties), is worn around
airfield.
266. When you do so much in life
as useful as I am, then you will have me
criticize!
267. When will we have normal standards in the dining room?
flax human eggs?
268. When I was a cadet and wanted to read
yeah, I got up half an hour after lights out,
took a book and went to the toilet with it!
269. When I ordered you to liquidate
gaps in the journal?
270. When I looked in the grenade bag,
My jaw dropped: there are grenades there
and fuses nearby...
271. When I say nothing, you say nothing
don't write it down, just listen.
272. A wheel - it is a wheel, and there is nothing
spin it!
273. The "Alle" command is performed by running.
274. The "Set aside" command is also executed
similarly.
275. The command "Equal" must be given
so that the resonance received from it
rushed from corner to corner and hit the cadet in the wrong
eye, and eyebrow!
276. Group commanders check the carbines
selectively for everyone.
277. Unit commanders lower
orders and restore order in the barracks.
278. The battalion commander does not walk,
he takes with him a GAZ-66 or a deputy technician.
279. Digging like a pig in oranges,
you don’t know where the edge is and where the end is!
280. Dig a trench from me until lunchtime.
281. Short dashes from me to
next oak.
282. Beds are made using the motion method
hands below the waist.
283. There is garbage all around! There's a whole urn over there
papers, and no one makes decisions on them
nia!
284. Whoever is late will be subject to strict
gift.
285. He who laughs well laughs well
last time.
286. Who reads the newspaper there? I don't see fa-
milia!
287. Who on the left flank doesn’t head
waving at the leg.
288. Who is that walking there with a red nose,
How's the cucumber?!
289. Who am I to you: Major of the Soviet Army or
locomotive whistle at the Kazan station?!
290. Where are you putting your hands!?
291. Where are you shooting?! I'm here for
what am I worth!
292. Cadet! You listen to me with one ear,
and others look out the window.
293. Cadet! Strengthen your moral and political
readiness for the upcoming camp
due time!
294. Cadet, take your hands out of your mouth!
295. A bush is a bunch of plants produced
melting from one point.
296. Left big toe.
297. X planes are flying, no X few - Y,
and both are reactive...
298. The cadet's face should express grief
and thoughtfulness.
299. The face in the photo should be square
drastic.
300. The hollow is the shortest distance
between two mountains, intended for
overcoming them.
301. People serve, flights fly,
the materiel is eliminated, and you only use alcohol
You're drinking the milk mixture!
302. The Ministry of Internal Affairs now reports to the Ministry
internal affairs.
303. The major does not run, because in peacetime
time the running major causes laughter, and in
military - panic.
304. Pasta - well, you know, dough with holes
as strong as artillery gunpowder.
305. Tank weight - N tons. No, these bastards
heavy, better Y.
306. The car jumped and ran over the soldier.
307. The car must be washed with hot water, so
how the stickiness of atoms decreases.
308. Yesterday I was interested in this question...
309. They saw me - and came back?! Perhaps
you better put a scarecrow?!
310. A billion is a huge amount, like
one hundred million.
311. Mines are tank and anti-tank
high
312. I don’t need these smart questions anymore
ask, do not forget that I am a military man...
313. I'm already tired of listening to how you can-
lie!
314. Don't drink a lot of water, otherwise it will all be water
will appear on your back in the form of salt.
315. I can command a regiment, I can division
Ziya. The voice allows.
316. You can drive, but the engine must be
jam!
317. My instructions are not eliminated.
318. Silence! Or I will now be an atrocity-
wow!
319. Be silent when talking to
senior in rank!
320. Silence! I'll make you talk!
321. Be silent, I ask you!
322. My head is not a brothel.
323. My last name is Major Repyev!
324. My last name is O-ho-ho-nin. It is written
through two letters "ho".
325. Garbage is collected in bins. Mechanize
cleaning, pulled the lever - everything fell out!
326. Flies are crap on the lampshades! Why is this
leads? To hazing.
327. We will learn something new every time, but
almost the same thing.
328. We will punish, no matter
who are you - captain or officer?
329. We will encounter some
problems that cannot be mentioned in
society.
330. You and I are all walking on the edge of a sharp
powder keg and it threatens to explode.
331. We consider man-days, then
There are where there are days, there are people.
332. We achieved the best results
results.
333. We are people just like you, only
the ammunition is different.
334. On the thief andthe cap hurts the eyes.
335. You can't climb the crossbar without me.
336. On the first floor of our department there is
Classes No. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11 are included
and so on until the 12th.
337. Clean up your face and bed.
338. The whole department is already crying over you!
339. The students are already laughing at you with jokes -
are.
340. You have to be as transparent as a grain!
341. You need to rub the floors so that water
creaked.
342. You need to look not with your eyes, but with your selection
turn the dock!
343. We must keep our comrades from inappropriate
ious actions that go AWOL.
344. You get drunk and crawl around yourself on
on all fours!
345. I remind you that all curfew is at 23:00,
so everyone goes to their bunks with
squad commanders.
346. Wind direction changed by 360
degrees.
347.Pull your bed - pull the product
richa!
348. The beginning is half the battle, the end is the whole
fishing!
349. Our task is to make you, young
breath and inexperienced female students,
smart and knowledgeable female officers.
I and all the officers of our department will do this.
350. Our department would have been the best long ago, and
your good deeds prevent this from happening
351. Our department purchased a computer. Now
up to 500 thousand officers of the department are planned.
strategic operations per second.
352. Our country is located in the deepest
rise.
353. Our troops are advancing against the enemy..
354. Our cadets cannot have lunch without beer
Gut, they show some kind of nobility.
355. Our almost women and children have already been taken away
We are from Iraq.
356. Found a fool! I do my job for you
I won't do it!
357. Not everyone immediately became gods.
358. Don'tfountains, do not breed peacocks
new, make the unit combat ready.
359. Don't hold your grudges against me.
360. Do not think that "3" according to military service is
ballast on the legs.
361. Do not eat sandwiches, citing
ulcer, which requires regular sub-
cheer.
362. Don't forget about turning your head!
It is advisable to go to bed with this.
363. Don't make me deprive you of your boo-
father's future children!
364. You don’t know what to write about in combat
Stke?! Two or three small notes, tape-
chuck, tearing her chest, here is a naked woman and
inscription: "HUMOR".
365. Not every fool can study in the military
Noah Academy, and I graduated from it.
366. Don't lie on the beds, there's a
Lenin room.
367. Do not smear fences with grease and waste
Fuel and lubricants, do not disgrace the unit!
368. Don't make a fool of me! Me and
I served in the army for 15 years!
369. Don't bother meinsult! I was skewered
highly qualified specialists worked
370. You don’t need to wash the floors every day, but although
I wish I could do it every day!
371. Do not point weapons at people, even
if it's charged.
372. Do not dirty your notes with my words!
373. Not following safety precautions
lead to the loss of human lives.
374. Don't shake your face!
375. If you don’t want to live like people, you will live
according to the regulations!
376. Some are still talking when there is
chii points.
377. Some caterpillars can be eaten, but sleep
they need to be shaved.
378. You can’t break everything, you have to build on something
sit.
379. It is necessary to eliminate everyone, not
registered with the Komsomol.
380. I didn’t find soap in anyone’s nightstand.
I'd like to see what they use to clean their teeth.
381. Poor results, buteverything is possible
There are opportunities for this!
382. No one lives outside the barracks - not in
fire town, not in a pigsty, etc.
383. No one goes home with a gun,
He doesn’t check on his wife and doesn’t drink tea with his neighbor.
384. At night, as they say, all cats turn gray
385. Well, I drank a glass, well, two, well, a bottle,
two, but why get drunk?!
386. Well, if one was given the 42nd, and he
him is 43, and the other one usually wears 43, and
they gave him the 42nd, then why don’t they change it
387. Well, I grew my hair! Like a sheep.
You'll start growling soon.
388. Well, how it goes, how it goes! What kind of cow?
then! A pig, probably.
389. Okay, you might not have noticed me,
but the platoon could be figured out.
390. Well, stand on your head and jump with
third floor if you think that
After dressing up, you can go to bed and relax.
391. Well, you are like these, you are the future and
all that stuff.
392. Well, they wrote a civil report
want life? And who will defend the Motherland?
baby, am I, or what? Why the hell do I need it!!!
393. What kind of insecurity are you talking about?
when the uniform received protective clothing
colors?
394. Possesses acute analytical, highly
developed mind, which would be best
use in scientific research.
Common sense is unknown to him.
395. Putting on and undressing a gas mask.
396. Kill everyone with one bird at once!
397. Windows are washed by those who sleep near them -
they use them more often.
398. He stands smoking, she stands next to the
Rit, and then the children appear...
399. It includes...
400. It is, of course, nothing if there is nothing
will happen. But if it happens, then what?
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