Tale - Continuation of the tale about Tsar Saltan, about his son, the glorious and mighty hero Prince Guidoga Saltanovich, and about the beautiful Swan Princess.

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 ABOUT KING CAETAHE, ABOUT HIS SON
CEABHOM AND THE MIGHTY BOGATYR PRINCE
    GVIDOHE SAETAHOVIC & O
   HER BEAUTIFUL QUEEN.
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(continuation of the nonsense that has already begun, which is already five homepib newspapers)
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A summary of the previous parts:





The wind blows across the sea,
 The tanker is screwing me up.
  He rides the waves
   Like a bulldozer through the sand.
    On board like ants
     Drunk men are wandering around.
      The smell of vodka, tar coffee -
       Alcohol is kicked out.
        A cry is suddenly heard from the shore:
        "Bitch, fuck everyone in the Adam's apple,
          Who's driving the tanker there?
           Let him make a turn.
            Get to the shore quickly!
             And then from my rocket launcherI'll fire a shell. And immediately in an instant
             You will become food for the fish."
            The crew all saw the light at once,
           Sobered up and went to the toilet.
          Look in that direction, and there
         Miracle Island Golden Dome:
Buildings, market, pier,
       Public house and station.
      Oh, fuck, how beautiful!
     Fucked up, cool, cute.
    And that tanker turned sideways,
   And he went into his trousers.
  They landed there
 And everyone went to the island.
Everyone can see the marvelous island
 There is vodka with women somewhere,
  Where there are no rules and laws.
   They are ruled by the king of Gondon.
    Well, they hurry to him,
     For government grub,
      They frantically fly to visit,
       There are farts along the way.
        King Gandon received them here,
         He sat them down at the table
          Gave them vodka, women and dope,
           Well, I blew it with them myself.
            And the market is here like clockwork
             I went out wearing them. Who wants a sausage?
 For crabs and caviar,
               And to whom should you bring women?
              The prince of the merchants asks:
            "What are you guys selling?
            Do you pay taxes?
           Where are you going?"
          There's one here who fucked a whore
         Fucked her right in the belly
        To get off the dick,
       And then he reports:
     "We are merchants from Israel.
     We sell clothes and soap,
    Oil and gas and brown coal,
   Just don't be a fool!
  You know whatwe trade,
 Obviously we are not Humorous.
And where do we go with the chaff, I know -
 Past Buyan Island,
  Mimi of the Balkan Islands,
   To the glorious kingdom of Saltan,
    Why did he ditch you so recklessly?"
     It immediately became very quiet.
 The prince, frowning his brow,
       Scratching my fuck,
        Says, hatred lies:
        "Please please me.
          Tell Saltan,
           I will wait for him to visit.
            Let it as soon as it becomes dull
             He'll come to visit right away.
              I call him to me.
               Do me a favor;
                Pass it on for the king,
               What I will give you now.
              Here's a pack. This is for you.
             Pass it on. Serve us."
            And I took out a red box,
           She ticked. Danger
          Obviously it was in that box...
         But everyone is stuck in a traffic jam,
        And no one and nothing
       He won't understand! Come on!
      This is a surprise for everyone.
    “We’ll tell you what a pussy it is!” -
 The merchant confirmed immediately,
   And again he leaned on it immediately.
  And drunk merchants,
 Red as fuck the ends
We boarded our tanker
 And they dragged themselves home.
  They were run over on the way
   Two whales and two fish.
    It's good that there is no traffic police,
     Otherwise they would have shit themselves.
      And Gandon is on his way out
       I was standing on a fucking island.
        And he stuck his gaze into the distance,
         Where the ocean raged.
          There's no place hereget around,
           Bang, bang, bang and fight!
            The swan bird appeared.
             She turned and spun:
             “I’m saddened by what,”
               She tells him, -
                Why did the eblo curl up?
                 Have you closed your clear eyes?
Answer me, asshole."
              "Listen, it went like this:
              The merchants taxied towards us,
             All cool guys.
            We drank, had fun,
           We drank plenty of vodka.
          And someone here told me
         That my dad is my big loser.
        Lives beyond Buyan Island,
       I want to see him urgently."
      The swan listened to the bullshit,
     He says: “Well, come on!
    What a bitch youth
   Don't put a finger in her mouth!
  You probably don't eat
 What are you asking, but you will understand
This is all you do at 40 years old.
 Now don't stand there like a watchman!
  Become a cancer, don’t move.
   Turn into a fly instantly!"
    And from the broad-shouldered Gandon
     Turned into a goddamn
Komara is our fucking prince.
       He howled into the air, be healthy
        And having caught up with the ship,
         He hid in the girl's crevice,
          Not the one for fleas!
           And to the other! Between the legs!

1999 birth  [...]

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