Horror - Very scary stories with a bit of black, but very cool humor.

WeekEnd #05
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 Очень страшные истории с долей
черного, но очень улeтнoro юмора
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   Мальчик отважно по стройке гулял,
   Кнопочки разные там нажимал.
   Четко сработал отлаженный пресс -
   Тепленький блинчик упал под навес.

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The boy Sergun found a lemon.
He went to school with this toy
The door in the office was knocked out by an explosion -
Pieces of meat lie on the parquet.

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 Children in the basement played Gestapo.
   Plumber Potapov was brutally tortured:
   Nails nailed to the back of the head,
   But he did not say where he hid the bottle.

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Emelya boy Little Givi It’s cold outside
Shot with a slingshot - Lost in the forest - To a little macaque,
A delicious gift on dad's head, trembling hands
They are gluing patches... The bear got it.    Presses against the poop.

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The boy stood on a stool,
He stuck his fingers into the socket.
The apartment smelled of fried meat
Tomorrow he would be exactly four.

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   Little Syoma rode the elevator.
   Everything would be fine, but the cable broke...
   Mom rummages through a pile of bones:
   "Where are the sneakers for 1000 rubles?"

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 Girlsthey collected flowers in the field,
   Nearby, boys were playing Indians.
   Masha bent over - there was an ax in her butt:
   The Indian Egor throws accurately.

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Little Sasha was walking around the construction site,
I accidentally fell into a barrel of gasoline.
He began to choke, stuck his nose out...
The kind uncle brought me a match.

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 The boy Ruslan was walking along the road,
 Dad’s truck crane stood to the side.
 Dad presses the gas more boldly -
 Ruslan will not congratulate his mother on the holiday...

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 Little boy Hands and feet Boy under the Christmas tree
Walked by the stroller... They all disappeared at once: Found dynamite...
 Swimming in the soup Don't let his scarf go
 Sister's eyes.   Children to the toilet.     It weighs on the tree.

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Daddy walked around the entire plane,
I couldn’t find my son Semyon anywhere.
Mom hurries to reassure her husband:
"It probably fell over Kaluga."

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 Little Kolya at the construction sitewalked.
   A tower crane was lifting a load into the sky.
   The old cable could not bear the weight:
   The boy's ears are attached to the sandals.

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 Little Luke loved sweets.
   He bought a cake at the bakery opposite.
 Dad only brought a cake lid -
   This is what he snatched from under the wheels.

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Eenochka loved her daddy very much,
I opened the tap on the gas stove.
Dad was sleeping in the next room -
I used to snore, but now I stopped.

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 Little Dodik was sitting by the road,
  The cat ran over his legs.
  Kind uncle in an army cap
  He calmed the poor thing down with a bullet to the stomach.

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 Dad brought a plane from work,
   The son reported his dad to the cops.
   With a furious whistle the belt danced -
 The boy wrote a denunciation with a mistake

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 Little Minya was sitting on a mine,The poor boy was sweating from fear.
  The drop moved and closed the contacts...
  Use cream from the Karpaty brand!

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The boy found a neural bomb,
He went to school with her in the morning.
The head of the city department laughed for a long time:
“The school is standing, but there’s no one in it!”

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 The October class has joined the pioneers.
   I decided to celebrate this event:
   Petya wanted to pour himself more...
   The stone on his neck will prevent him from floating up.

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Three friends went hunting.
A dead grandfather was found in a ditch.
A cry of joy immediately broke out:
“There will be a great barbecue today!”

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The girl Masha found a spray can.
The inscription "CS" is not read in English
Masha thought: “Deodorant!”
Slowly the body slid under the sofa.

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 The boy Volodya swam in the sea,
   The boat rushed past like an arrow.
   The uncles laughed until they dropped:
   Vovka’s swimming trunks were not removed from the screw...
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 Boy Georgy found a grenade.
    "What is this, dad?" - I approached my father.
    “Pull the ring and you’ll find out for yourself” -
    Dad crawled quietly into the ravine.
    The boy Georgy was no fool:
    He pulled the ring and threw it into the ravine.
    The explosion thundered, galoshes flew -
    Zhora clapped his hands in delight.

.....WELL THAT'S ALL ABOUT THIS CONNECTOR......

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