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Как  стало  известно,  большой мастер соц-
реализма,  автор кино-опупеи "Вечный зев",
режисер Герасим Бим-Бом Чук скоро порадует
нас своим новым творением. По многочислен-
ным  просьбам  любителей  кино  я публикую
фрагменты новой ленты...

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...On the screen there is a quiet forest lake, surrounded by
noe impenetrable thicket. It smells like fumes.
St. John's wort emerges from the thicket, staggering wildly,
Chin-floats on the lake in a small boat
gankuk.

 “Hello, leader,” says St. John’s wort and
takes a sip of whiskey from his throat. Chinganchuk warmed up
hits the shore and comes out of the water, strongly
getting his throat wet.

 “Hello,” he says, with difficulty
digging the soil under your feet and hands.

 “Let’s go to the tavern,” suggests St. John’s wort.
and takes a sip of whiskey from his throat.

 “Let’s go,” Chinganchuk wants to say, but doesn’t.
He may prefer to remain silent.

 Close-up of the tavern. It smells like fumes.
At the door Chinganchuk meets his old man
his friend Jack and punches him in the face. Friends
enter and sit down at a very shaky table
face, and the table can barely stand.

 “Hi, guys,” someone says to them.
cowboy, licking pe-
dry lips.

 “Hello,” answers St. John’s wort and gives
in his face. Swollen red eye of a cowboy
slowly turns blue.

 Everyone is drinking convincingly.  Chinganchuk comes out
freshen up and meet the horse.

 “My dear horse,” he says affectionately.
Chinganchuk, how I respect you.

 The horse quietly hiccups in response.Chinganchuk, according to
thinking, he punches her in the face.

 A herd of bison walks past him towards a watering hole.
“I’ll drink too much,” thinks Chinganchuk and gives
each one in the face.

A close-up of the tavern again. At the porch
old Jack sits and pours a flaming
a bowl of fire water.  Next to the inscription
"Only a dead Indian is good" lies the Indian
not yet dead, but already good. In the tavern
everything is fine. It smells like fumes. In the corner
St. John's wort, still standing, hits 11
catcher  The clock barely runs, but it strikes 12. Out the window
someone's muzzle pokes through. Chinganchuk ma-
he hits her in the face. At the table there is a pale
No-faced is already red-skinned.

 And here is the final episode. Whiskey flows re-
Koy and flows into a forest lake, surrounded
impenetrable thicket.  In an impenetrable thicket
Chinganchuk runs and vomits St. John's wort.

The video camera lens slowly approaches
to Chinganchuk and gets hit in the face...

 On the screen with a trembling hand
       it says "THE END".
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A new one is currently being prepared for release
interactive series called "Vertush-
ka".Actually, it was conceived as a cartoon
licational project, but after some
computer processing has taken on the appearance of a completely
a good series, consisting of three
catching series. Below is the script for
one of the series with the characters
related to the series...
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 Actors:

 New Russians: Russians:

Sofia Tampax Joseph Zykovich
Emma Snickers Sosenkovich
Wrigley Mavrodievich Wolf Martinovich
Vintafresh Electorate
Ariel-Twix PepsiDuev.  Vasil Vasilich
                                    Mordyuk

 Old Russians.

       Feofilakt Kryakovich Izbushkin.
       Snezhana Lelyevna Lebedevushkina.

MARIA -chief formater of the Russian federation
 walkie-talkie, already works as a cosmetologist
        1S years (although in the last 3 years
        length of service is not added).

Maria's apartment. 3bohok at the door
On the threshold is Sophia Tampax.

TAMPAX: Maria!I was on vacation in the south, and so
it turned out that after my return
My husband got acne.

MARIA:  Give him children's Panadol, me too
I give it to my husband in a similar situation. And
pimples become brighter and larger.

TAMPAX:Thank you, Maria! Your "Panadol" -
just a miracle!

Leaves.  Emma Snickers arrives.

SNICKERS:Maria! I was on vacation in the south, and when
I came back - my husband has horns!

MARY:  Ideal for any horns
glycerin soap "Sortir-fruit". I to my
I also recommend this soap to my husband.

SNICKERS: Yes, Maria! Your husband is just a miracle

Leaves. Rirli Mavrod comes -
vich Vintafresh.

VINTANFRESH: Maria, nasty! I was resting on
south, and when I returned, I had
problems with my husband.

MARY: Ideal for any husband
glycerin soap "Sortir-fruit".

VINTAFRESH: Thank you, Maria! By the way, janitor
your house is just a miracle!

Leaves.  Ariel-Twix arrives
Pensiduev.

PEPSIDUEV: Maria! After your soap I became
absolutely bald, but beauty for me is
First of all, it's beautiful hair!

MARY: Take these wonderful tablets -
ki, and you will have the same voluminous hair,
like my husband. But not on the head at all,
stupid...

PEPSIDUEV: What kind of tablets are these?

MARY:  This is an adult "Purgenol". Accept and
you will have no time to think about any nonsense.

PEPSIDUEV: Maria! Your plumbing is simple
miracle!

Runs away.  Feophylact enters
Kovich Izbushkin.

IZBUSHKIN: Maria! I've been wandering around all day
pharmacies with a prescription for free medicines
and that's why I got a terrible headache
What do you advise me to take?

MARY:  Take a left, turn around and walk
here with your recipe.

IZBUSHKIN: Thank you, Maria! Your voice -
just a miracle! In other places with me evendidn't talk.

Moves to the left and leaves. Inho-
child Snezhana Eelevna Eebedevush-
kina.

LEBEDEVEUSHKINA:  Maria! In 197S I invested
lived the "O-bi" tampon. Am I okay?

MARY: Of course! I do the same thing myself.

LEBEDEVEUSHKINA: And in 1991 I invested
money.  Will the government return my investment?
noe.

MARY: One of the two will definitely return.

LEBEDEVEUSHKINA: Thank you, dear.

Leaves.  Joseph Zykovich enters
Sosenkovich.

SOSENKOVICH: Maria! My stomach hurts terribly
love about the fact that maybe we're not
everything is still privatized in this country.

MARIA: Privatize Sortit. I mean -
soap.

SOSENKOVICH: Thank you, Maria! Accept this...

Places the package on the table and leaves.
Wolf Martynovich Kakachu enters
ba.

MORDYUK (wheezes): Maria ! I gave my go-
Los...

MARY:  Go, dear! Who are you up to now?
next elections needed!..

Mordyuk leaves, slamming the door.
The door can't stand it and it falls down
comes off the hinges. Maria runs for
him, throwing packages of Pan-
down" and pieces of soap. But this
the phone rings for a second no
turntable.

VOICE FROM THE TURNBOARD: Maria! Something this morning
my head hurts... Turn off the TV and...
turn off the light.

(Maria turns off the light and begins
          undress)

3ahabec... Oh, ugh! That is -
 screen.

(in short, the end of the first half of the series in a square...)

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