Intro - Hello everyone! With this non-standard DOS I am launching a new issue of a newspaper that you have not read for so long, WeekEnd number 4.

Testiig programm: HI-MEU
     ...begin of testing...

Computer: Zx-Spectrum ( по-любому )
Memory: 00000 - iot fiid
Keyboard: Where's is it ??!!
Mouse: уоб
Press  for loadiig глючной Wiidows '2000
Press  buttoi for traisform your сомр. то Peitium III

Ок... system installing...
fiid  file: wii'2000.ехе

 Starting Windows 2000 for ZX...

WARNING!!!  no file: config.sys

Retesting...
CD-ROM: аж три!!! (3)
Floppy drive: 5.24~ & 3.б~

...I can't load this shit
System reloaded

  Идет подготовка данных к зависанию...

all is packed...
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А теперь можно включить газету WeekEnd #4
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Привет  всем! Таким нестандартным DOS'ом я
запуская  в прокат новый номер газеты, ко-
торую  вы  не читали уж так давно, WeekEnd
номер  4. Все-таки я решил набить еще один
номер...  Почему  ?  Да  всеvery simple.
There is time and hands are still reaching for theirs
coffin on microcircuits: what if he kills S
volts? Is it enough?

But seriously, this number is
as if my temporary farewell (as much as
24 days). Where ? To hell with work! (sorry,
fell off).  I'm going to Evpatoria for a rest
moving to the sanatorium.  And mehi still
the edge of my heart is that I will be lying
house with SSG'99... Eh! It's a pity... What a pity, huh
because that's how I would like it. We must tell everyone
who will rest there, let them relocate
come to me in Evpatoria - we’ll take a walk there... (this is
joke). But in fact it’s such a VAST..!

I decided to publish my newspaper not so often
as before. But she will still come out.

And here's your proof...
 W E E K E N D # 4

 Today you will see here:

1. Intro.
This is the same as “From the author” or “Introduction”
nie", or, simply, what you der-
live in your virtual hands.

2. Horror.
Here a new beginning begins, although not quite...
If you leafed through my first DEJA-VU #1, then
you probably read poems there about little
boy.  Well, yes, this is, in its
a kind of continuation of black humor in poetry.

3. JW C.
As usual, Japanese fever.

4. Werb.
New again! Read it and find out what
this is some obscene bullshit...

5. Tests.
You have three (3!) psychological
ical tests.

6. Army.
Stories from the life of the army, mixed and
caked by the best comedians and satirists
tami in his own family!

7. Tale.
Don't be embarrassed - Tale (translated from
English) is a story, and the following is
really a fairy tale. Which means this is a continuation
"Tales of Tsar Saltan..."

See how cool it is! Now I'm broken
humor page into several separate ones
parts, which is very convenient and looks ra-
worthy, even if he has yellow teeth...

 CREDITS:

Picture - Skorodumov Vladimir.
Music - from the DOOM toy, or rather from the Intro
         to the last one.
The texts are filled with me, V.A. Skorodumov, from
         Only Tale was invented by me.
         Everything else is from different authors, not
         I want everyone's full name. write

 SOFT & HARD:
Pentagon 128K + modem + monitor
Art Studio 128k
Page & Tech MakerCompass v1.0
Win Word
Zx-Asm v3.0
C.Com.v4.5

Well, that's enough...

 And my address remains the same:
40th Anniversary of Victory St. 39/44
ZxNET: 500:612/1.11
       500:612/2.13
tel: (0612) 64-04-87
Cost of 1 minute conversation - 3rph
Don't call girls over 50 years old!!!

By the way, I just realized that my newspaper can-
Gut leafing even in Donetsk!!! Guys who
now he sees it - respond, give a
los, let us know about you by any means!
I will be very happy... I will also be very
I'm glad if someone enjoys my publication...
   (I'm dying of modesty)

Scroll for your health if you have it. If not, then vice versa