Tale - A tale about Tsar Saltan, about his son, the glorious and mighty hero Prince Guidoga Saltanovich, and about the beautiful Swan Princess.

THE TALE ABOUT KING CAETAHE, ABOUT HIS SON
CEABHOM AND THE MIGHTY BOGATYR PRINCE
    GVIDOHE SAETAHOVIC & O
   HER BEAUTIFUL QUEEN.

(continuation of the nonsense that has already begun, which is already five homepib newspapers)

I got distracted here.
 What's there...Oh, well, there you go. In the morning
  They wanted to eat.
   Everything is there in the clearing,
    But the princess's son needs
     I'm going to fuck with someone.
      Here he takes a bow and arrow,
       And then shoot at the kangaroo.
        Kangaroo is such a rat,
         What the fuck, he's trotting fast!
          He fucking needs it:
          “I’d rather shoot a bird” -
            He spoke and fired.
             The arrow flew quickly
 And it went to hell.
               Or somewhere by the pond
                He found his arrow
                 Near the frog on the pond.
                  Jabello tells him:
                "Don't kill me, handsome man!
                Fuck me with a break, male,
               Play football with me
              Just don't hurt me"
             The fellow looked at the toad:
           "I heard the other day, if only
           It seems you are not from this fairy tale,
          So don't make eyes at me,
         Get out of here, motherfucker!
        I fucking want to eat!"
       And the frog became dull:
     "I seem to have drunk myself with water,
     I got the fuck out here?
    Wow !
   What can't you do when you're drunk..."
 "Get out of here lesbian" -
 The fellow said well and ran away
I completely forgot about the arrow.
 Then he sees that at sea
  The child of the sea floats -
   The bird is a swan, fuck it like that!
    Some fucking asshole is above her
     Tries to kill her.
      But this will no longer happen!
       Well done brick takes
        And he fucks the kite.
         And hitting the target exactly,
          The kite falls aground.
           The swan bird swam up.
            She tells him:
            "You saved mine's life here,
              I'll give you one shot."
               And right there before our eyes,
                In a hurry and in a hurry,
                 I lost the joint.
                  I twisted it this way and that.
                 Immediately she suggested to the guy:
               "Well, hurry up, you idiot!
               Fuck three attacks
 And quickly get the buzz."
             Pounding three times
            Got a night of ecstasy
           Our dear friends.
          The whole earth heard
         How the swan bird laughed
        And the boy is about nine o'clock.
       I told him about smoking
      The whole story is an asshole.
     Swan just found out
    He immediately said: “Yes, yes!
   It's sad - fuck it, I don't argue.
  How long have you been snooping around the sea?
 If Neptune met,
The dashing cunt of all the seas,
 You should have given him some pussy!
  He's fucked up, Aquarius,
   Grandmasasks to stay,
    In general, the type is very simple.
     In my life he will not give them to me,
      What a fucking sea fagot!"
       So their market is flowing and flowing
 Well done lesson learned:
         Don't fuckin' borrow money in life
          Grandmas. Bashley on bail.
           Then the bird opened its beak
            And she muttered out the words:
            "You're a boy! There's no doubt about it
              At least there’s nothing to do, blowjob.
               Because there is no dick
                Between your fucking legs.
                 But that's not a problem!
                  I'll fucking help you.
                 It’s not for nothing that I’m a miracle bird,
                I will always help you."
               And with these words the swan
              In about nine seconds
             Sculpted for a boy
            There's a lot of dick between my legs.
           And now he was a guy.
          I gave my word to the swan,
         What in the shortest possible time
        He'll break his dick in.
       Well, the swan immediately says:
 "Look, what a fucking infection!
     I didn’t have time to have a penis,
    You already want to have it
   Are you all the women in this area?
  You better listen to your friend:
 Wait and don't eat,
Don't be a dick and let it go!
 Your dick is weak, it's too damn weak
  You train him.
   The training is simple:
    I took it with my hand - here and there.
     And when the time comes,
      Then let your dick go
       In the cracks of women and old women,
        Pigs, cats and frogs.
         Aso that you have respect,
          I'll build you Paris
           On this clumsy island.
            Right in this fucking clearing."
             And flapping one wing,
              Raised both noise and dust,
               There was a buzz all over the island:
 The rain began to fall and the wind howled.
               And the smoke dissipates,
              Opened up the whole island
             Where rye and reeds bloomed,
            Where did the second Paris stand?
          "If you were King Gandon,
          Be a building manager in Paris,
         The prince fucked his mouth.
        Let the people love you.
       I flew away, damn it!
      Somewhere in the mountains burping,
     Bo is such a fucking stoner...
    We need to dig up somewhere."
   And with these words the bird,
  How stoned the dumbass is
 Flew into the distance there
Where there won't be any pussy for her.
 And the hollow Gandon
  I picked up an accordion somewhere,
   And having hit the chord famously,
    I ran home quietly.
     It's fucking new at home:
 Everything doesn’t seem to belong,
       City, castles, domes
        And people don't give a fuck.
         Everyone is shouting here: “Prince Gandon!
          Fucking champion!"
           He did not expect such an honor.
            For days he fucked women here,
             All day and even at night
              He was polishing the torpedo.
               And among his capital,
              With the queen's permission,
             On the same day he began to reign
            And he called:"King Gandon"

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