PSYCHODELIC HEDGHOGS.
It was one fine day. We
MAXWELL sat in 'REAL', nothing
thought that something would happen. But then
someone came in and so brazenly took a disk from
REALTIME and left. I asked MAXWELL:
"Why didn't this pretzel pay anything?"
til!?". He replied: “They never paid
dude!" A moment later a crowd appeared
the same as that one and dismantled all the disks.
I thought: “Well, damn it, you guys are giving!”
Wow! In a minute, disassemble all the disks and
not pay a single ruble. I decided to unravel
who are they and why aren't they
they pay. After getting dressed, I said: “I’m terrified of le-
flying on the wings of the night. I'm chewing gum, stuck-
shaya to your shoe. I..." - Ops! This is not
from here. I said this: "I'll find out who
That’s who you are and I’ll take what’s due from you!”
Taking a couple of electronic bugs (I have
buddies work at BUGS), I went to de-
lo.
Having followed them to their almost se-
secret shelter, I saw a tablet on the door -
a personal note with the inscription: "FUCKING STEAALТН" or
something like that. I don't remember exactly.
After examining the wall, I installed a couple of micro-
backgrounds and a video camera. Turning everything on I saw
these creatures up closeand recognized them. These were
psychedelic thermonuclear hedgehogs, what
in Latin it means "Ezhikus"
Psychodelikus". This is what I saw: they all
together (and there were about five dozen of them)
as if on command they turned on their computers,
with which the whole room was filled,
inserted the disks and began loading REALTIME!
But then one hedgehog named Botya spread
brains and they scattered all over the room
red mucus, which is how they spoiled one of mine
video camera. I still have one more, but
I could only watch one hedgehog.
From the conversations of other hedgehogs I learned that
his name is ALEX. But here he is, like the hedgehog Bo-
you, spread your brains, but (Oh! Chu-
before!) brains began to gather in one pile
and he put them in his pocket (probably
then he will put it in place...). Then he got it
chamber pot and... excuse the expression
nie... started writing! Yes, yes! He became...
sorry again for the expression (I think ladies
they don’t read this)... began to piss in the potty and
didn't look up for about fifteen minutes
him. I won't tell you in detail -
ty of this matter. In short, the rest of the hedgehogs
turned off the computers, only the ALEX hedgehog
I started writing something, it seems like some kind of de-
mo. He stumbled a couple of times, but continued
your own business. And the rest at this time began
little by little go crazy: at first they were be-
walked, jumped, walked in formation,started singing
Michael Jackson's super hit song "Black"
White and Drewnie Greky", etc. etc.
When they finished, they stopped and started again. I
called 'Ambulance' on '03' and showed
this coven. The ambulance called for help from
Kramzinki. Arriving at the scene, help began
sticking these psychedelic hedgehogs in
straitjackets and take them outside,
only one hedgehog ALEX shouted that he knew
It's true that MAXWELL has a lost one in
childhood brother and he knows where he is.
They injected him with a little sedative, he
finally shouted the phrase “ZS Scorpion
256 Turbо++ is the best" and fell silent.
Having taken all the disks, I returned to 'REAL',
told MAXWELL what happened and ver-
zeroed the disks into place. Then from the newspapers we learned
we realized that one psychedelic hedgehog is all--
finally ran away, leaving an inscription on the wall
"I'll bе bаck!!!" and signature - "ALEX". Go-
They say that he finished his demo after all
and it went on sale.
So, beware of psychedelic
hedgehogs, they'll be back...
P.S. A herd of psychedelic hedgehogs
didn't get to the VolgaUlyanovsk, yes
how they didn’t know how to swim (even on a ship
le)!!!
R.P.S And this abyss swallowed them all up
single.
R.R.P.S In general, everyone died than half-
I think we were quite upset by GREENREASE.
R.R.R.R.S It’s a pity for those who are prickly and flammable to the point of tears.
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