Rest - psychedelic hedgehogs.

Realtime #02
 PSYCHODELIC HEDGHOGS.          
                                          
                                          
   It was one fine day. We
 MAXWELL sat in 'REAL', nothing
 thought that something would happen. But then
 someone came in and so brazenly took a disk from
 REALTIME and left.  I asked MAXWELL:
 "Why didn't this pretzel pay anything?"
 til!?".  He replied: “They never paid
 dude!"  A moment later a crowd appeared
 the same as that one and dismantled all the disks.
 I thought: “Well, damn it, you guys are giving!”
 Wow! In a minute, disassemble all the disks and
 not pay a single ruble.  I decided to unravel
 who are they and why aren't they
 they pay.  After getting dressed, I said: “I’m terrified of le-
 flying on the wings of the night. I'm chewing gum, stuck-
 shaya to your shoe. I..." - Ops! This is not
 from here. I said this: "I'll find out who
 That’s who you are and I’ll take what’s due from you!”
 Taking a couple of electronic bugs (I have
 buddies work at BUGS), I went to de-
 lo.                                      
                                          
   Having followed them to their almost se-
 secret shelter, I saw a tablet on the door -
 a personal note with the inscription: "FUCKING STEAALТН" or
 something like that. I don't remember exactly.
 After examining the wall, I installed a couple of micro-
 backgrounds and a video camera. Turning everything on I saw
 these creatures up closeand recognized them. These were
 psychedelic thermonuclear hedgehogs, what
 in Latin it means "Ezhikus"
 Psychodelikus".  This is what I saw: they all
 together (and there were about five dozen of them)
 as if on command they turned on their computers,
 with which the whole room was filled,
 inserted the disks and began loading REALTIME!
 But then one hedgehog named Botya spread
 brains and they scattered all over the room
 red mucus, which is how they spoiled one of mine
 video camera. I still have one more, but
 I could only watch one hedgehog.
 From the conversations of other hedgehogs I learned that
 his name is ALEX. But here he is, like the hedgehog Bo-
 you, spread your brains, but (Oh! Chu-
 before!) brains began to gather in one pile
 and he put them in his pocket (probably
 then he will put it in place...). Then he got it
 chamber pot and... excuse the expression
 nie... started writing!  Yes, yes! He became...
 sorry again for the expression (I think ladies
 they don’t read this)... began to piss in the potty and
 didn't look up for about fifteen minutes
 him. I won't tell you in detail -
 ty of this matter.  In short, the rest of the hedgehogs
 turned off the computers, only the ALEX hedgehog
 I started writing something, it seems like some kind of de-
 mo.  He stumbled a couple of times, but continued
 your own business. And the rest at this time began
 little by little go crazy: at first they were be-
 walked, jumped, walked in formation,started singing
 Michael Jackson's super hit song "Black"
 White and Drewnie Greky", etc. etc.
 When they finished, they stopped and started again. I
 called 'Ambulance' on '03' and showed
 this coven.  The ambulance called for help from
 Kramzinki.  Arriving at the scene, help began
 sticking these psychedelic hedgehogs in
 straitjackets and take them outside,
 only one hedgehog ALEX shouted that he knew
 It's true that MAXWELL has a lost one in
 childhood brother and he knows where he is.
 They injected him with a little sedative, he
 finally shouted the phrase “ZS Scorpion
 256 Turbо++ is the best" and fell silent.        
                                          
   Having taken all the disks, I returned to 'REAL',
 told MAXWELL what happened and ver-
 zeroed the disks into place. Then from the newspapers we learned
 we realized that one psychedelic hedgehog is all--
 finally ran away, leaving an inscription on the wall
 "I'll bе bаck!!!" and signature - "ALEX". Go-
 They say that he finished his demo after all
 and it went on sale.               
                                          
   So, beware of psychedelic
 hedgehogs, they'll be back...              
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
 P.S.  A herd of psychedelic hedgehogs
 didn't get to the VolgaUlyanovsk, yes
how they didn’t know how to swim (even on a ship
 le)!!!                                   
                                          
 R.P.S And this abyss swallowed them all up
 single.                                 
                                          
 R.R.P.S In general, everyone died than half-
 I think we were quite upset by GREENREASE.         
                                          
 R.R.R.R.S It’s a pity for those who are prickly and flammable to the point of tears. 
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          

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