Living Corner - It started on the seventeenth. I don’t remember the year and month, but the fact that it’s September twenty-third is for sure...

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(C) Artyom Studenikin

 It started on the seventeenth. I don’t remember the year and month, but
that it’s September twenty-third, that’s for sure. I was nominated then
yes from the enterprise to jump with a parachute for landing accuracy.
I landed more accurately than everyone else, since the other participants did not
managed to push him out of the plane.
   For this, at the meeting they presented me with a certificate and a healthy cactus. From-
I couldn’t seem to, I dragged the freak home. I put it on the window and
was about him.  Moreover, I was instructed to focus on
area for the honor of the team.
 And then one day, I don’t remember the year and month, but the number crashed - de-
May 1969 - I woke up in a cold sweat. You won't behave
Rita - a huge red bud was blazing on the cactus! Flower
had such an effect on me that for the first time in many years I felt impeccable
I was three minutes late for service, for which I was cut off from thirteen
I give up my salary to discourage others.
   After a few days, the flower shriveled and fell off the cactus.
The room became dark and sad.
 That's when I started collecting cacti. Throughtwo years I would have-
about fifty pieces! Having familiarized yourself with the specialized literature, for
What I had to learn the Mexican language, I managed to create at home
houses for cacti have excellent conditions that are not inferior to natural
nom.  But it turned out that people barely survive in them. Therefore
For a long time I could not adapt to the conditions that I created for
cacti.  But every day one of the cacti glowed red
bud!
   I started correspondence with cactus growers from different countries and peoples,
exchanged seeds with them. And then somehow, I don’t remember in what place...
this year, but I remember that on the twenty-fifth of 1971, some
An idiot from Brazil sent red grains. I planted it foolishly. Grew
this is a mess very quickly. But when I realized what it was, -
it was late!  A huge baobabbishop took root in the floor and crawled out
branches from the window and stuck to the glass of the neighbors above. They filed in
comradely court.  I was awarded a fine of twenty-five
rubles and were obliged to cut branches from neighbors above each month and
cut off the roots of neighbors below.
 They sent so many seeds! Soon I had limo-
us, bananas and pineapples. Someone wrote to work that he didn't like it.
It’s clear how I can afford such a table on my salary.
I was invited to the local committee and tasked with collecting money for a gift.
Vasiliev and check on him: “After all, the man is sick. It’s been two months already.”
he doesn't walkto work. Maybe he's thirsty."
 I guess I'm confusing the chronology, but in the fall, after lunch, come to me
a man came with a briefcase. We drank tea with banana jam,
chatted, and before leaving he said: “Sorry, I feel you love-
Bite the flora in general and the animal world in particular. I'm leaving
sailing for a month, let Leshka stay with you during this time." He
took Leshka out of his briefcase. It was a python. I am more than that person
I haven’t seen it, but Leshka and I still live side by side. He really likes
there are diet eggs, dumplings and a neighbor on the site, Claudia
Petrovna.
   Soon journalists began to come to me. They photographed
Lee, interviewed and pineapples.
 I'm afraid to make a mistake in the chronology, but in the year when I collected
an unprecedented harvest of coconuts for our latitudes, young animals from the zoo
They brought the little tiger cub Caesar. In the same harvest year we can
The crews of the motor ship "Crimea" gave me two lion cubs as a gift. Stepan and
Masha.
   I never thought it was possible to eat so much! All salary and ana-
Nas not eaten by journalists were exchanged for meat. And also
I had to mess around. But I didn’t feed in vain. A year later I had in the house
two decent lions and one tiger. Or two tigers and one
lion? But what does it matter?
   When Caesar got together with Mashka, I thought I would go crazy! Ste-
Mr. made wild scenes for me. And bitten it out of griefostrich Hippolytus.
But I have a free bed, because the nest, which is in
Ippolit arranged for it, I threw it out as unnecessary.
One morning, while taking a bath, I felt like I was taking one
not alone. And exactly. Some hooligans planted a crocodile!
   Six months later, the crocodile brought offspring, although I still haven’t
I understand where he brought it from, since he was alone. The newspapers wrote
whether that this is a "rare case, because crocodiles are in captivity
reproduce with difficulty." Why shouldn't he reproduce? I came with
work and in this captivity I felt at home!
 Only once did I lose heart and, as advised, I left
the door is open at night. They said maybe someone would leave. Results
exceeded all expectations.  Not only did no one leave, in the morning I
discovered that he had three more cats, one mongrel and a neighbor, from whom
whose wife left. The next morning a woman from forty
roy, to whom her husband returned, and a pensioner who is very
suffered from loneliness. How would you like to exhibit a pair with a one-year-old?
a child? They said: “We can’t live with our mother-in-law anymore. Whatever you want, then
and do it!" I allocated a place for them near the baobab tree.
 And the people reached out. A month later our tribe numbered together
fifteen people with animals. We live together. In the evenings we collect
sitting around the fire, some sing, others howl quietly, butmelody
everyone is holding!
   Not long ago there was an excursion. People from out of town came
take a look at our living corner. Everyone remained except the guide.
She followed the next group.
   Yes, once it was anonymous. "Why is there so much unscripted life-
ity lives illegally on an area of thirty-three square
meters, and my husband and I are huddled together in an area of thirty-two square meters.
military meters?  Why are we worse than their cattle?" We know who wrote it.
This is from the thirty-fourth Thin Heavy Hand. Doggystyle with mu-
we fight until we get bruises, and then they say that the animals are
They're getting dirty, they're hitting on strangers!
   Oh, I wish I could unleash Caesar and Stepan on them! Come on. Well,
It turns out that if you live with wolves, everyone will howl like a wolf, or what?
 But what are they doing, huh? Poison is being poured on the stairs, the traps are
Vyat.  Sivolapov with a spear was banging on the door, shouting: “Let him go.”
bear one on one, otherwise it’s boiling!” Well, savages!
   But here it’s quiet, peaceful: you move, I’ll sit down, I’ll get up, you la-
chew.
 Yes, if anyone needs baobab seeds or just babies
crocodile, come in. For exchange, bring... well, I don't know... beads
beautiful, mirror, axes.  And such sticks, you know... then-
little... Rub it on the box - it turns out to be a fire. Honest words
in!

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