╔════════════════════════ ═══════════════════ ═══════════════════╗ ║ Jokes. ║ ╙─────────────────────────────── ───────────────────────────────╜ Today I had to visit the unforgettable friends of the people. Ho- I would like to share my impressions: A man is sitting opposite. I explain to him what the problem is. Culture but this is how I explain it. In response I hear - I don’t believe it, something is wrong here. Ob- I explain it a second time, a third time, and I begin to slowly boil. Then they recall him and I chill for another fifteen minutes in the proud alone, during which I completely boil. Comes. I completely heated, I begin to insert the indefinite article “.lya” and other connectives from Russian folklore through each word. After finishing, I notice it myself, but I can’t stop. In from- I hear a killer phrase - Ah-ah-ah, well, I should have said it right away - hall... Everyone... There are no words. On the way from there I almost died of idiocy situations. =) ───────────────────────── ─────────────────── ──────────────────── I'm on my way to training. Suddenly, “no longer a gopnik” runs into the trolleybus, not a bandit yet,” stands in the doorway of the trolleybus and, holding his hands doors, preventing them from closing. Yells: “Mikha, come here, I’m holding you!” 8-) It costs about a minute, buthuman strength is limited, and mechanical baseness wins. When slamming the doors, he licks it from his hand - Xia expensive (?) ring. A frightened man runs to the driver's cab. Bine and yells "Bro!!! Stop it, damn it! The ring has fallen off!!! &%^!!!" 8-) The driver stops, he jumps out of the trolleybus, runs back and, falling on all fours, begins to feverishly shovel the snow in search of the ring. ;-) The belated Mi- runs up ha, and together they begin to sift through the snow around the stop. Not- May scene. ;-) ───────────────────────── ─────────────────── ──────────────────── The landlords kicked us out of the hall - we are going to a new place, many do not have travel cards We arrived, we left, and at the exit there were three men demanding 10 pieces (then still old) as a fine, instead of the usual piece for bi- years They don't see eye to eye on this issue with me, but then suffer attacks on one girl. During the conversation she tries leave - and one of the men grabs her hand, (oh, in vain! ;-) Capture like katate-dori. She half-instinctively gives him a blow ho-nage. (such a throw ;) Man, of course, I’ve never heard of insurance - was naughty, and didn’t expect such a turn, so he sticks in with all his might the back of my head into a snowdrift. He lies there for 10 seconds, then gets up, shaking off hesitates and wants to say something, but then notices that _everything_ (and this 20 people ;-),people who got off at the bus stop stand in a tight crowd ;-) and look at him with silent reproach. Here it comes to the men the essence of the situation, and I also say: “Do you have documents? Otherwise There are no tickets, but you charge a fine of 10 per person. Show the document you!" The funny thing is that one of the men answers. Something like, “Why, you always travel together so that you don’t have to pay for the fare.” pay?" To which I answer: “Are you always pestering people? illegal in the evenings? We'll take you to the police station right now, everything will be clarified there. nyat!" The men leave, muttering something. Damn, I think that they I was lucky, because the following trolleybuses carried kick-bok- brimstone and hand-to-hand combat. And they have instinctive defensive reactions much more inhumane. ;-)
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