Songs/dances - Ditties. A funny song.

MSF #19
AY-Track:  Splean/Chastushki!                                 
By: Macros, 10/4/2000, Kotlas/Limenda!                          
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 We will start, as always, with ditties!     
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 Playgear has been publishing a magazine for a long time,        
 It's a pity that I didn't know about this earlier!     
 Now that people know about us,      
 We will establish contact with everyone!        
                                                              
                                                              
 Zonoff quickly got the club             
 And he hit Larchenka in the head.         
 He hates his soft for a long time,            
 The debugger only sees it in nightmares.Once Bill had an anniversary,              
 Billy invited a lot of people.         
 The girls gave him a surprise.              
 Billy doesn't remember, but was there a striptease?     
                                                              
                                                              
 Arty was changing a lamp at Record.           
 I quickly found an analogue there.            
 The lamp works, burns brightly,              
 And the TV smokes in between.            
                                                              
                                                              
 Bobov's MOA punkrock is stubborn,             
 And also a speaker, and a computer, and a motor.         
 I even found a bottle behind the sofa,          
 So he took it away along with the button accordion.          
                                                              
                                                              
 MOA and KSA soldered the coil,                
 Copper feet came and took away the folding bed,  
 As well as cassettes, floppy disks and books,       
 And Speck, and video recorder, and controller, and mouse.    
                                                              
                                                              
 Bill Gates went to MOA with horns,         
 MOA found the chipper in my pocket.           
 The sparks have finally flown far,             
 The horns are not broken, they are strongsettled in.        
                                                              
                                                              
 Unbel!ver bought the ball                     
 And filled it with sawdust.                       
 Two punks were walking by the window.                 
 They were found there in the morning.                   
                                                              
                                                              
 Funny song.              
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Quail, quail, quail!       
One - a pill, two - a needle,             
There will be pain.                           
Once with a baton, twice with a plank,           
There will be a bump.                           
Once with a chisel, twice with a chisel,           
There will be a hole!                         
                                                              
It's fun to walk through the open spaces together,       
Across the Internet                  
And download magazines onto a floppy disk,         
To a floppy disk, to a floppy disk!                   
                                                              
Canary, canary,Canary!                              
One - computer, two - computer,         
There will be a mesh.                           
One - provider, two - provider,         
There will be traffic.                           
One - a bottle, two - a snack,             
They will be za-pa-hi!                          
                                                              
It's fun to walk through the open spaces together,       
Through the expanses of fidonet                   
And send messages to the toilets,            
To the toilets, to the toilets!                     
                                                              
Wagtail, wagtail,                   
Wagtail!                            
One - floppy disk, two - ProTracker,          
There will be music!                           
One - pisishnik, two - pisishnik,           
There will be tampaxes.                          
Two is a pisishnik, three is a pisishnik,           
It's going to be an ass!                         
It's fun to walk through the open spaces together,       
Across the expanses of all Russia!                
If we unite, there will be strength,        
There will be strength, there will be strength!                   

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