Matrix - I’m installing a hard drive for myself, give me the tester, Andryusha!

AY-Track:  Popsa is shit!                                     
By: Macros,11.10.2000,Kotlas/Limenda                          
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 Ставлю я себе винчестер,
 Отдавай,Андрюша,тестер! 
                                      
             Гэндальф.   
                                      
                                      
                                      
                                      
                                      
                                      
                                      
                                      
                                                              
            Chapter next.                
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 Gandalf woke up once again
unfamiliar place. That is, it was not for him
familiar, but he knew for sure that he was already here
was. And the TV hanging on chains once again
reminded him of this. Careful as if
something depended on his every move
very important, he looked back. And exactly!
The entire wall was covered with guitars!         
                                                              
-Wow! - he thought and then heard -
there were some footsteps coming from the direction of the door, like
as if someone was walking along a long dark road
a corridor at the end of which there was a bright light.
The door opened and Gandalf saw the power...
this one, looming dazzlingly against the background
whitelight pouring from somewhere far away -
ka.  The glare played on everything: on the walls, on
the ceiling, and even on the guitars, but this light
was evil, sinister, even more - just
terrible.  And each flash gave torment-
body pain in the back of the head. The magician closed his eyes
behind your hand and... Immediately the light went out, and only
the lonely figure of the stranger brought an unpleasant
great variety in the interior of the room.  
                                                              
-Sauron! - sharply, so Gandalf tensed -
said the stranger. “Are you going to drink?”    
                                                              
Thoughts in the magician’s head with incredible speed
successively replaced one another, he could not
know who this seduction was addressed to
Telly question? To him? But he's not Sa-
damage Stop!!! Sauron? Exactly! I'm on ha-
those of Sauron! That's why it's so familiar to me
this place!  The magician pulled back the curtain; first
his gaze fell on the woman lying on the windowsill
a rusty spyglass, then a gloomy lan-
the Shaft of Mordor completely clarified the picture. 
                                                              
-Where is Sauron? - with extraordinary ease
the magician asked a response question to the one standing two
shaky figure.                              
                                                              
-What are you doing, Sauron? - came the answer. -
It seems like you didn’t drink much yesterday...- Those are the times... - thought Gandalf - Mu-
Zhik has completely lost his mind. Hey, what are you doing?
I'm not Sauron, I'm Gandalf! And you yourself
who is this?                              
A short pause was interrupted by the story
the soft laughter of a stranger. It seemed worth it
add another decibel, like the walls can’t stand it
zhav, collapse and bury those present
here for centuries. After rummaging along the wall, my hand...
It’s so dark, I found the switch. Click! And
the light that illuminated the room was a greeting -
Van still has the same pain in the back of his head. Unfamiliar
the metz came up, bent down and splashed it in his face
Maga a glass of cucumber pickle.          
                                                              
-Yes... how dare you?! - the magician shouted.
His attempt to stand up abruptly failed and he
immediately collapsed on the floor. Everything is clear - his ma-
gia no longer worked and from the realization
this Gandalf was shaking. And so
In time the figure came out from behind the bed
old shabby mirror, in the lower left
in the corner of which it was written with a felt-tip pen
"I love Tanbka" and put it in front of
lying magician.                           
                                                              
-Sauron, what are you doing there? - laughing, about-
Gandalf rushed to the mirror. About a minute
the smile never left his face, and then...
Then the game coordinates were subtracted from 192
and the magician realized that heIt's not funny anymore.
And a new portion of brine convinced me even more
him in this.                              
                                                              
-Kettle?.. - timidly, looking somewhere
into the distance, asked the magician.                       
                                                              
-Well, finally! And I really thought that you were
"that one"!                                  
                                                              
The magician cheered up.  But this time it's for gaming
coordinates lined up along the sine and tear
crashed loudly on the floor. Nah Gandalf
some incomprehensible despondency began to appear and
the dullness of nausea was added just in time
a picture of what is happening.  The magician fell asleep again.
He knew that he was in the matrix, but he understood that
can't control it yet.               
                                                              
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He woke up from heavy kicks on his ass
boot.  Without giving the appearance of waking up -
Xia, Gandalf put his hand under the sofa and reached
I pulled out a heavy cast iron block from there. B
the next moment the blank moved
was in the direction of the kicker and he with a thunder
althoughcollapsed on something, while this something-
then clearly crushing it.  The magician stood up, shook himself-
and, kicking the lying Teapot, with surprise,
I discovered under it a mountain of dented condensed
Sators.                                 
                                                              
-Hey, Sauron!  - came from somewhere behind.
- How are we going to assemble the receiver? 
                                                              
-Which receiver? - Gandalf came up with a...
water to turn around without causing
suspicions.  And... oh horror!  There, behind, on
Frost was sitting on his haunches, and opposite his hundred
I had a pan with resistors. I don’t understand it myself
May, what brought him to such an idea, magician
looked in the opposite direction and
I saw Moishe there, sitting near a box with
photoresistors.  And just at this moment
A Buoy appeared in the doorway, carrying a huge
ferrite blank and a bag of files.
From the mere thought of applying the latter to
penultimate, Gandalf fell straight onto Mo-
rose, from this concluding that now they
will be left not only without capacitors, but
and without resistors.                        
                                                              
 Chapter DJNZ $                
 ------------ The magician woke up and realized that he was sitting on the floor, and
his new friends are sitting next to him and
They look at him shockingly.                 
                                                              
-What are you staring at, assholes? - addressed
he goes to them.                                
                                                              
-How to make a receiver? - with some time ago -
said Teapot with laziness in his voice.         
                                                              
Gandalf tried to think, rummaging around with his eyes
around the room.  And then his gaze fell on
a book that was above all the others.
-This one! - He pointed to the book and
that hour Frost took it off the shelf, wiped it, and
gave it to Gandalf.                         
                                                              
-What is this about? - asked with bewilderment
Kettle.                                  
                                                              
-About this. - said the magician and asked,
I'll give you a book.                              
                                                              
- “About this,” Kettle read on the cover and
with horror, as if it were not a book, but
hot soldering iron, threw it at Gen-
dalfa.                                  
                                                              
-What about this? -Frost asked.  
                                                              
-Well, probably about how to make a receiver!
- with a very smart expression on his face he said -
hall Gandalf, even so that he laughed
and, rolling on the floor, hit Frost.
Frost also neighed and rolled and hit
in the Teapot. The kettle hit Moishe and now
like dominoes, friends were broken
by the will of one person. Gandalf rejoiced -
Xia, he realized that the moment was near when
he will become the ruler of the whole world.        
                                                              
“So,” Moishe said, leafing through the book, “bu-
Let's make a receiver.  Here's the table of contents.
Page one - introitus, page two -
paradise - coitus, page three - ...       
                                                              
-Don't be stupid!  - Gandalf shouted and tore out
book from the hands of Moisha.                      
                                                              
-What is introitus? - inquired -
Xia Frost.                                
                                                              
-Oh, damn it!   Yes, this is a detector
receiver, only in a scientific way. - knowingly, from-
vetil magician - Look, look what’s written here -
but:                                      
                                                              
  In order to make intro-
get together, and togethercoitus with him, you need...     
                                                              
-What is coitus? - Frost interrupted.   
                                                              
-I think it's a superheterodyne! - with
The magician answered with a knowing expression and
took the condensation lying nearby in his hand -
torus - And this, I think, is an androgen!    
                                                              
-Why did you decide that? - with distrust
asked Baken.                           
                                                              
-Because the book says what if
there were no androgens, no coitus, no
moreover, there would be no introitus. - said the magician
and turned the page. - And you, Moroz, don’t
do handjob! - said the magician of the cop -
Frost in the pot of resistors. B
the book says that this is not for coitus at all
not necessary.                           
                                                              
-What is this? - asked the Teapot, stupidly
staring at the soldering iron.                 
                                                              
-I think this is satyriasis. - answered
the magician and took the soldering iron from the Teapot.        
                                                              
-Frost, give me testosterone! - shouted Gen-
dalf.-What can I give you? - asked again incomprehensibly
forces Frost.                               
                                                              
-Give me my digital testosterone! - pov-
the magician tormented, realizing that his capabilities
will soon become limitless.              
                                                              
-Don't touch the urethra!  - under approving
Nodding the magician, Moishe shouted to the Teapot, pulling -
hand to the variable capacitor.    
                                                              
                                                              
 Chapter jr $+1                
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 Moisha and Chai are sitting on the floor in a semicircle.
nickname, Frost, Beacon and Gandalf. Near them
lives a plexus of radios welded together
details in which every now and then flash
bright sparks.  A bearded man is sitting on the sofa
Gopnik and loudly, very loudly, plays
guitar.  Friends sing, and the louder they
ut, the louder this bearded man plays.     
                                                              
 ...He even wanted to get a divorce           
    But something was holding him back.Maybe three children               
    Or maybe the school principal.         
    After all, he loved the singing teacher,         
    During recess they kissed...       
                                                              
The musician winced, but finished his part.
ral. Then they sang a new song:       
                                                              
 A-ya-ay, girl,                        
 Where did you get such a tester?             
 A-ya-ay, girl,                        
 Let's measure them together!              
 A-ya-ay, girl,                        
 We broke the switches.                  
 A-ya-ay, girl,                        
 They measured it before!                     
                                                              
 A-ya-yay! - I whisper to you, dear!            
 A-ya-yay! - and I measure everything myself!            
 Yay! - We sing to you in chorus!           
 A-ya-yay! - share your device!        
 A-ya-yay! - I whisper to you, dear!            
 A-ya-yay! - I don’t know where to get a tester!     
 A-ya-yay! - where did you buy it?           
 A-ya-yay! - then send me some soap!         
                                                              
 A-ya-ay, girl,                        
 Wait two more frames!                 
 A-ya-ay, girl,                        
 I'm already saying goodbye to the flame!A-ya-ay, girl,                        
 I'm installing a hard drive for myself!                
 A-ya-ay, girl,                        
 Let's chat and crawl together!          
                                                              
 A-ya-yay! - I whisper to you, dear!            
 A-ya-yay! - and I’m sending soap!             
 A-ya-yay! - I’m crawling onto the site!           
 A-ya-yay! - and I download the files!              
 A-ya-yay! - I break passwords!               
 A-ya-yay! - I don’t forget you!              
 A-ya-yay! - I turn off the power!             
 A-ya-yay! - I’m crawling towards you!