AY-Track: Sauron
By: Macros
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Today in our regular column
"Dr.Profi" we will help some of our non-
curable for sick readers.
"Doctor! Imade in kazanand I have this...
problem: the computer is considered normal
small if 50 pre-
jerking. Many programmers are satisfied with this
let go. And if this is not enough for me, my
the computer manages to complete 100 of them and
more - how will this affect my psyche?
ke?Acces"
I wouldn't advise you to rush so much,
after all, not all programs will be able to determine
how many times the interruption occurred and not
will be able to appreciate it. And your computer will
wear out quickly and may even do so
It is expected that the int signal will arrive already
after the frame sync pulse, which means
gets married to some people at work
multicolor programs. For example, on others
on computers the program will be bright red
New lips with glitter (use two
screen), and on yours they will be just white -
mi or generally green. And a common language with
the program in this case will find up to
quite difficult. Don't chase collie
number of interruptions per second, better tur-
get yourself a percentage - increase the quantity
cycles approximately twice. This ka-
an honest approach will allow you to achieve
amazing results, both you and the program
you will be satisfied.
"Doctor, I have an obsession: I should...
It seems that in my entire life I have released
an unforgivably small number of gifts.
Help me - have I lived my life in vain?"Bright"
Not at all! Some people in their entire life
They don’t give a single gift at all, but what if
they make something of very low quality, which
I’m even embarrassed to show it to the person who received this gift
intended. But we didn’t receive your gifts
only birthday people, but now the whole country
I learned a lot of new and interesting things about them.
The only thing that confuses me is the monotony of the content, but
this more than pays off with their incredible
quantity.
"...What do you think, gift, my trade mark,
can bad hackers steal it?
He's the same"
Then put your copyright there and if
Still, theft will happen, then you can safely
go and punch the offender in the face. Since you
if you are in a state of passion, the law will be
to your side.
"...And if I put copyrights, but they either
do not hold on, or no one pays attention to them
attention?
Againhe"
Well, you are clearly doing something wrong here.
What is important is how you develop your copyright.
you are carrying. For example, if you are them you-
throw the program right in the face, then no
com mutual understanding between you and speech
it can't be. Copyright must be inserted
where other programs put it
you (which you can learn about, for example, from
first and second issues of the magazine
Realtime). It’s clear that it’s not worth it
turn from behind too, i.e. inside the program, because
only people with the wrong name will see it there
orientation. In general, copyright is such
thing... Wherever they put it (see.
Adventurer #10). And in general, don’t worry -
you talk about it like that - cultural program
Ma herself will offer you the copyright
wherever she likes it best.
Now let's move on to our local patients.
entam.
"Hello, doctor! I have a problem.
I think I know how to copy the first one
journal number MSF,but no one believes me and
they don't want to listen to me. They say that
you just need to duplicate the disk and that’s it. But
Why engage in lamuda, because it’s insanity.
Doctor, tell me, are they abnormal?
Sword_shaker."
First of all, calm down, sit down,
relax. Take a comfortable position and sit
try to forget about your problem. Let
they, those who do not want to listen to you, occupy -
Xia lamuda and duplicate discs. The most important thing is
anything you know how to do differently.
Your knowledge should be your protection.
Not for a minute should you doubt you
Confidence must not be lost. What if
they will ask you how exactly to copy it
come on - tell me what is possible and what you know -
those like. And let them think for themselves, but can-
It’s their destiny to duplicate disks.
"Recently a boy came up to me, very
looked like Teapot and said that if I don’t
I'll make him a liner, he'll be offended and
will go to Sauron. What should I do?
Redemptor."Well, first of all, move away from
windlass and from a welding machine, which
in such cases, randomly
become traumatic. And then pre-
give freedom of action to your friend and you
you'll see - everything will be ok!
"Hello, doctor! My name is Masha.
Late one night I was walking home. To me
a boy came up and introduced himself as Vyacheslav
Copperlegs. I decided to check it out and
She kicked him on the knee with all her might. He immediately
fell and crawled away somewhere. Tell me am I right
did you arrive?
Redemptor."
You did absolutely the right thing! By the way-
you can check in a similar way
other PSIs. For example, if someone approached you
young man and introduced himself as Kotsof-
Tom, check if he has a tail. And es-
if he called himself Felix, then bring it to
attach a magnet to it and make sure it is iron.
If the boy introduces himself to Gunfight -
rum, check if his gun can do it
fighting game. If he introduces himself as Batman-
nom, ask him to fly to the next one
home and back. Howyou see, the approach is sufficient
Definitely universal.
"Recently in a chat I learned that on the Internet
you can get married. Tell me how it is there
are committing to polygamy and why Britney sleeps
Erz moans so disgustingly?
Conver commander."
Polygamy on the Internet is generally not tolerated.
rush around (except for those in the chat), and Brit-
nor, apparently, moans so much because she is already
I haven’t upgraded for a long time and it’s worth it
16-bit sound blaster. Although, not
It’s possible that she doesn’t have the latter at all
and it uses the built-in beeper'om.
"Doctor, a sysop is a guy who
writes fables? And who is the provider?
Sword_shaker."
The provider is the publisher of the sysop.
"Doctor, I recently installed a transformer
at 2.5 kW. But over time its power
has decreased and now it is barely enough for
LED. Tell me, what happened to him?
Chubais."
I can only assume that to the secondary
Gunfighter is soldered to the winding and is powered by
her own computer. And your horns have grown!!!
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