Humor - Ditties.

MSF #19
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 Let's sing about Bill Gates             
 And about the sneaky Windows!                     
 So they lowered the pussy,                    
 Even you couldn't!                 
                                                              
 Billy Gates is handsome                
 Maybe he's a playboy then?                  
 We look at the window - what a mess,           
 Maybe put on some gauze?                  
                                                              
 Excel programmer stuck:              
 -Well, open the window, please!                 
 My dear base,                       
 Open the window, you pest!                   
                                                              
 And the other is the same friend.                 
 I started crash_guard suddenly.             
 It starts - what the hell?               
 There is a photoshop source there!                
 Billy Gates took a soldering iron,              
 I soldered the turbo button.                 
 So my friend had to               
 Bend under your OSb.                
                                                              
 Once upon a time there lived Slava Mednonogov,I did "Black Raven 2".               
 I bought myself a pussy -                  
 And... there will be no shit!                  
                                                              
 Billy Gates was surfing the net,             
 He got into the chat by accident.             
 He learned a lot about himself                   
 In the vernacular.                      
                                                              
 The programmer wrote a program             
 In native Q-basic.                    
 Compiled - oh, horror!                 
 My hair stood on end!                    
                                                              
 Billy Gates is not a sucker at all               
 And PC isn't that bad.                    
 Just soft - neither this nor that.              
 That means he’s a lamer, and that’s all.                
AY-Track: 1ST BLIN KOMOM (some rmx by MS)                     
By: I PREFERE T0 BE AT SHADOW                     

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