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Часть I.
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Последний был во всём последним...
Он последним просыпался, последним умы-
вался и последним завтракал. Именно,
поэтому его считали последним дураком.
Получив задание разобраться, что же про-
изошло в стране DIZZY, он не стал метаться
в поисках следов. Первым делом он решил
отправиться на рыбалку. Что для этого нуж-
но? Конечно, черви!
1) Наhill near the water tower he is on-
walked a dull shovel, and in the clouds - a can
jar. It’s just that he can’t get to her
how could he not. Without hesitation, because du-
mother for a long time he could not, The last one went to
strange structure, took a long log there -
but also laid it on the clouds. One log at a time
he finally got to the jar and was happy
went out to get some worms.
2) Having descended from heaven, the Last One is right there
found a place where "APPLE TREE grew ON SOFT
SOIL." After digging into the ground with a shovel, he
quickly filled the jar with worms and went
in search of a reservoir (even to the last idiot
it is clear that fish are found in water...)
3) The last one climbed the hill and went down
was pushing on the other side, but ran into
a sheer wall. Tried to go back
but I just couldn’t jump to the edge.
Then he took a heavy stone from below and made
made a kind of step out of it. "So be it-"
It’s more comfortable to breathe, and you can jump to the clouds
but,” thought the Last, rejoicing at the manifestation
noah ingenuity.
4) Satisfied with himself, he walked on the clouds and
didn't notice anything around. But in vain. Insidiousa bird sitting in its nest swooped down
on the Last One, grabbed a can of worms and
was like this... “Reptile! Bastard!” he swore
The last one with the last words - for this I
I'll break your nest!" But, having climbed into
a thief's lair, he found a hacksaw there
wood, a key set to “17” and “Moment” glue. "Here
this is great!" - the Last one rejoiced and
I started thinking about what all this would be used for.
thread...
5) First, he took the glue and went with it
to the baobab. There he collected old shards and
I glued them together into a jug. "It's nonsense, of course, but
you can drive some sucker..."
6) An old gardener lived on the clouds. But for
his grumpy character everyone called him not
Gardener, and Sadist (from the word Garden, Sa-
damn...) It was to him that the Last One decided to throw off the bag
unnecessary jug. The sadist turned out to be smarter
He didn’t give the last thing for this rubbish, but
I just gave permission to use my garden...
7) Upset by the unsuccessful scam, Pos-
the latter went without knowing where and wandered into
"OLD RUINS."There he found a vacuum cleaner
"Whirlwind" is in working order. Like anyone
idiot, the Last One's soul was kind. About
"SEEMING TO BE ORDINARYBUILDINGS"he saw the
roar with dirty, withering leaves. Re-
shiv to do a good deed, the last one climbed
onto this tree and began to vacuum the leaves and
branches. But I didn’t calculate the power of the vacuum cleaner and
along with the dust was sucked into the cloud, which
floated nearby.
8) The last one in the cinema saw birds and
The animals are released into the wild. Same thing he
I decided to do it with the cloud. Climbing on
"PROBABLY THIS IS THE ROOF", The last one turned on the heat
forest in the opposite direction. The cloud will pop out
Lo, but I was in no hurry to fly away. Seeing this, our
the hero decided to find out what's next?
9) He climbed onto a cloud and walked along the
boo. Delight knew no bounds when he
discovered a bomb stuck in the clouds. Spirit
the natural scientist embraced the Last. He
descended to the ground, ran to the monument
national hero and borrowed from him
burning torch. Then he returned to the bomb and
lit the fuse... Disturbed projectile
fell down and successfully pierced the ground
ditch, like, at ... eleven.
10) The last one jumped into the opened
dungeon and found there the last
stage managers of the Magic Land. Theytrembled
from the cold and complained about it all the time.
The latter reached with his weak mind that well-
women bonfire. Where "ROD A TANK"he
collected dry brushwood, piled it near
representatives and set fire to a torch. Warmth
quickly spread throughout the dungeon and
the exhausted inhabitants of the country gave the Last
him a bicycle camera.
11) Upset that he was handed an unnecessary
new thing, our hero wanted to throw it away and
bicycle camera caught on "MORE
STRONG LANTERN." The latter wanted to master it
butt, but the stretched rubber catches him
Tila and threw her over the abyss.
12) “It’s not getting easier every hour...” - I thought
The last one, looking around. Nearby lay a forgotten
a jackhammer made by someone. "Don't get lost
“It’s good,” he decided and took it with him.
13) The last one walked for a long time, languishing without
let's share. On the ruins he saw a TV,
but without an antenna. With nothing better to do, he took
wood hacksaw and tried to saw off an-
tenna on the roof of the house. Antenna Last
I cut it down and put it on the TV. And from but-
Only the hacksaw blade remains.
When you're tired of TV,The last one went
wander further...
14) In "AN ABANDONED VILLAGE"he found
blow ball, and in "VILLAGE IN THE TREES" -
strong lace. I took a gas canister and
went to launch the ball into the sky. At"END
HILLS"he inflated the balloon with gas and
I tied it with a cord. The ball flew and picked up
him onto the cloud.
On the clouds he crossed the strait to
island, and there I found rusty mites and
empty jar. There was nothing more to do here -
which is why our hero returned to the mainland.
15) "SEEMED TO BE A USUAL BUILDING" something
The latter didn't like it. It was collected
but only on one nail. And, not for long
May, The last one pulled out this rusty nail
with pincers. The house collapsed, and underneath it opened
underground passage.
We were too lazy to think about the danger and
the swarm stepped into the mine. The air here was used
damaged - the compressor that monitored
this broke me. "Flowers release oxygen" -
remembered the Last One and decided to go to the Sadist's garden
grow a flower. But forflowers are needed
yes. Where can I get it? Needs repair
fountain.
16)Where "ROD A TANK" Last
sawed off the fallen one with a hacksaw blade
post a short pipe.
17) I went down into the dungeon to the representation
telam and put this spoiled pipe on
pipeline
18) Then I took the key to 17 and into the water pressure
The valve in the tower was opened. And "Oh, miracle!" -
the fountain is working!
19) Filling an empty jar with water from the background
Tana, The last one went to the garden.
20) He watered the smallest flower and
he began to grow before our eyes. But here's the problem, our
the hero could not disrupt it.
Then a new one ripened in the head of the Last
thought. The shape of the flower was very similar
propeller of a broken compressor. "We must
make it hard,” he decided.
21) The last one took the chamber pot, over
which Mys- sat in a thoughtful pose
leoble. And filled it with a strange liquid
bone from a faucet in a caveRepresentatives...
22) Then he poured this muck on the grown-up
beautiful flower. The flower began to mutate, hardened
and turned into a propeller.
The last one took the propeller, then went
onto the roof behind the ancient nut and returned to
abandoned mine. There he gained more
air into his lungs and dived into the ominous pro-
move...
23) Without hesitation for a second, the Last
installed a propeller on a broken compressor
rubbish and secured it with a nut. Compressor
turned on and began to pump in fresh air.
After some time it was possible to walk through the mine
walk and breathe freely.
24) At the end of the tunnel, our hero discovered
blockage He came back for the jackhammer
connected it to the compressor and cleared it
passage
This ends the first level of the game...
Part II.
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Access password: COW - Russian word
in Latin letters
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How long or how short did the last one walk?
tunnel and finally emerged into the light
alive But as soon as he stepped outside
tunnel, when there was a roar from behind and
the passage was blocked with stones. There was only one way left
- forward!
Having laid out a jackhammer so that he could
did not interfere, the latter decided to look around.
Right in front of the exit from the cave stood a pa-
patch. There was no one around and our hero
looked into it. Among all tourist
he found nonsense: a knife, canned food
"Tourist's Breakfast", fishing rod and shovel, proudly
called a "digging device".
An inspection of the area provided some food for
reflections.
1) Onions grew on the shore of a reservoir, which
The latter immediately dug out with a shovel -
you.
2) The latter was not a savage and did not become
eat onions raw. He threw it into the fire
tents, and he went to inspect the plants,
that grew at the exit of the cave. When he
returned, the onion was burnt and disgusting
nyal. “Everything will do in good farming,” -
The latter decided and thrust the exuding caustic
the smell of fruit in your pocket.
3) Not far from the tent there was
a strange "miracle of nature". It reminded
huge mouth, constantly chewing something -
wailing. The latter is used to experiencing everything
new on my own skin and boldly stepped into
mouth. "A miracle of nature", delighted by the fresh-
Teen, greedily swallowed the Last one, but then
I felt the disgusting smell of baked lu-
ka and spat out our hero in disgust.
The power was so great that the Last Lobe
bodies up to the clouds and caught on one of them.
And then, leisurely, walking from one to the other,
hey, I reached a small valley that
was located on a rock ledge above the tents
ny camp.
There he found a juicer, a cactus, a flask
gu with water and a crowbar firmly stuck in the sand
ke. At the other end of the valley is located
a ghoul who constantly complained about his tooth-
new pain. "Serves you right, vile
creature,” said the Last and continued
motor. He repeated the trick with the "miracle of nature"
but this time I went right through
body of water The first thing he saw on that beach was
there was a hatch covered in rust.
4) “We need to lubricate it,” decided the Last and
returned to the cave. There he cut with a knife
several leaves of oily plants.
5) Then he rose tovalley and scrolled
plants through a juicer. Oils collected
elk for a whole jar.
6) Then the Last One hurried to the hatch and
lubricated it with oil. After some effort
the hatch gave in and opened before the Last One
well
“Fly, so fly,” the Last One decided and
jumped down. There was a transparent pipe on the left,
but the passage into it was blocked by a valve,
but on the right our hero was luckier.
He found a magnet, then a closed hatch, and when
exiting the dungeon - battery.
Having reached the surface, the last one
moved on. The armored bunker attracted his attention -
and, knocking on the slightly open window, he fell asleep
I heard a weak voice: “I want to eat...”
7) With all his might, the last one rushed to the pa-
Latke. He grabbed a fishing rod and sat down to fish at the water's edge.
home. But the fish didn't bite. Then he decided
throw a fishing rod into the mouth of the “miracle of nature”. And
- Oh, miracle! - it pecked. But not food, but everything -
just a bottle opener.
8) That's when the Last one remembered
"Tourist's Breakfast"... It was worth the canned food
crawl into the window of the armored bunker, how from there
there was a terrible fuss, and then a loud
slurping. Having had enough, the stranger began to relax
more talkative. He said everywheredisabled
electricity and, until there is no current,
The bunker door cannot be opened. Through the window
the prisoner stuck the remote control in,
opening the entrance to the power plant.
9) It was not difficult to find this entrance and,
After pressing a few buttons, the last one opened
hatch The units were slightly dusty, but looked
share whole. After twisting different knobs, our
the hero realized that without coal this thing would not
run...
10) There was no coal anywhere and the last one again
decided to go fishing - “That’s what
repents and helps to think" - he justified himself
he is in front of himself.
Remembering that the fish didn’t take the bait here,
It turns out that the last one decided to make a donka:
11) I took a bottle opener and picked out the ac-
cumulator
12) I took the lead plate out of it and
tied to a fishing line. Now the tool is ready.
13) "You'll definitely catch something on the donk-
Mayu," dreamed the Last One, moving towards
Coastal region. But from the first time
the fishing line got caught on something and broke.
Frustrated by the failure, the last descent
crawled into the dungeon throughmain hole He
I wanted to look through a transparent pipe,
What did the donka get caught on?.. Wow!
The fishing line caught on the valve, blocking
blowing pipe and picked it up. There was a passage
open!
Having passed through the pipe, the latter ended up in a hundred
I'm digging a mine. There was coal here, but only in
how to deliver it to the power plant. Here
when the Last one remembered the Hangar.
14) The gates to the hangar were closed by magic
thread lock. But is this an obstacle?
Several passes with a simple magnet around
castle and... the gates are open!
15) In the hangar, as the Last One expected,
It turned out to be a trolley. The last one put in
a jackhammer and rolled it towards the mine.
A few hours of work and the trolley is full
burned with coal.
16) Another jerk and the coal was delivered to
power plant and poured into the bunkers of the unit -
Comrade But how to set it on fire?
17) The last one rose into the valley and
pulled out a piece of resinous cactus.
18) He brought it to the fire near the tent and
burned. It turned out to be an improvised torch.
19) With a burning cactus The last descent
ran into the power plant and set fire to the coal.
The units sneezed once, twice and started working.
li!
"Hooray!!!" - the Last One shouted and rushed
to the armored bunker. The door was open.
An exhausted scientist sat in the bunker. He
told the Last One that the evil scientist-
geneticist bred various monsters, ghouls and
ghouls and let them and the Magic Land in.
Residents tried to escape, but
The leportator could not withstand such a load. And
they are all stuck in interdimensional
continuum. It takes someone else to save them.
the same teleporter, but it is located at
geneticist scientist. And you can't reach him,
until you destroy all the monsters. Our academic
he invented an elixir that destroys creatures,
but to cook it, you need at least
one fruit of the Blue Tree, which in this
the country is not growing. The latter gave his word that
will bring this fruit to the scientist. And the scientist gave
give him a pen that should help him in his search.
... The last one walked, thinking about how to
deliver what was promised. And then his gaze fell
to the airfield. "Of course! We need to light it up
signal lights and someone, of course,
will come to the rescue..." Here, just where to get it
a light bulb for a signal light?
From the distant past, the Last One remembered,
what ghouls likefeast on light bulbs and
an idea was born...
20) He climbed into the valley above the tent and
tried to pull out the crowbar, but it was too
stuck firmly in the sand. Then the last one
poured sand around a piece of iron from a flask with water
milk, which was lying nearby. And after
with difficulty, but still managed to pull it out
scrap
21) He went to the airfield with a crowbar
and broke off the net there from the wind indicator,
that showed the direction.
22) He installed the net in front of the ghoul, and
He himself began to tickle the filthy creature with a feather.
The ghoul could not stand it and sneezed. From his mouth
a light bulb flew out and hit the
net "Yes. If it weren't for the net, she would
crashed..." thought the Last, removing
a light bulb from a wind indicator.
23) Our hero wiped the drool from the light bulb
ghoul and screwed it into the cartridge at the airfield.
Less than a hundred years have passed since this signal
The runway descended BPR-555 (Behemoth Poletno-
Reconnaissance with vertical take-off and
landing).
24) For complete happiness it was necessary
refuelThe last one went to the coal mine
shaft, took a valve there, secured it to
tap of the barrel in the hangar and filled it with fuel
vm canister.
25) With a canister, he approached the hippopotamus and
filled his tanks to capacity. Delivered
an empty canister at the hangar so as not to carry
extra cargo and hit the road - there,
where I couldn’t go on foot.
Immediately after the first monster he saw
entrance to the cave. The last one planted the BPR, you
walked out of it and climbed into the cave. It was
observer's cell. For many years he followed
everything that happened in the Magic Land
and, if possible, tried to help her
to the inhabitants. The Observer told the Last One,
what can send him to the valley where
tet Blue tree. But for this he needs
diamond, which was stolen from him by two vile
ghoul. And the Last One went in search
diamond...
26) Where "THE TREE GROWS", he found
an angular stone and took it with him.
And then he went down the large vertical
on my way. The BPR did not pass into the narrow branch
nie and the Last left him at the entrance, and he
I continued on foot. In the cave sat an ancient
ny ancestor. He was very cold and loudly ma-
got lost. The latter brought the burning cactus to
the remains of the fire and the fire dancedunder his
ladies of the cave. The ancient ancestor grew older and yes-
he told the Last One that in the cave,
there are good things above it. That's just-
he can’t reach them - the walls
too steep.
27) The last one asked the ancestor and he
he was hewing an angular stone with his stone hammer
less Now it was very convenient to throw.
The last one got into the BPR and climbed to the very top
top.
28) From the ledge he threw a throwing stone
it and ended up in the index. He broke off and
fell into the abyss.
29) The last one got into the BPR and went to
his search. On a large ledge he saw
fragments of the pointer and collected them. Then fell
from the signpost he tore up the stones, which
which hung over the vault and arranged a small
what a collapse. Now he could enter the cave of the ancient
ancestor ride on the BPR...
On the BPR-e, the Last climbed into the cave,
under which the ancestor lived and found a new
saw, a coil of rope and an ax, which once
Yes, the lumberjacks forgot here.
30) He immediately changed the ax from the ancient one
ancestor on a stone hammer and went to
further searches.In one of the caves on the railway
A ghoul sat on the rail and hiccupped. "Diamond has not-
"go" - the latter guessed and began to think,
how to get it.
31) Through sewer channels Last
walked around the ghoul and ended up behind him. There he is
tied one end of the rope to the rail, on
in which the ghoul sat, and the other to the handle of the
someone's hatch.
32) Then he began to hammer with a stone hammer
on the hatch cover. On the other hand, someone
he came up and began to open it. I'll pull the rope
failed, the rail slipped out from under the vile
the ghoul and he fell. And roll him out of his mouth -
half of the crystal was missing. Luke immediately for-
collapsed, but the Last one no longer cares
shaft. He approached the ghoul and took the crystal
tall.
The observer said that one half
little and the Last one went in search of a second
swarm. He remembered that the ghoul in the valley above pa-
I was suffering from a toothache and solved it
deceive.
The last one went downstairs, where the sewer
tion carried its proud waters. There he discovered
fired up "CROCODILE'S NEST". But the crocodile
he was lazy and did not sit on the nest himself, but
placed a medical soffit above it as
heater. That's what Pos needed.
Ice forimplementation of the plan.
33) To play it safe, the last re-
sawed a ladder with a hacksaw and the crocodile no longer
could get out of the water. Under an evil growl
this creature, the latter calmly removed the spotlight
and put him in the BPR.
34) Having reached the ghoul in the valley above
tent, the latter told him that now
The dentist will come and install the soffit.
35) Then he quickly flew into the professional bunker
Sora and took a white robe. I put it on myself
and approached the ghoul. He opened his mouth and
The last one pulled out his other half
crystal.
36) The last one hurried with this half
to the observer and he was finally able to
send him to the Valley of the Blue Tree.
37) There he took the fruit of this tree and
nulsya. The professor did not deceive, and through
how many hours did the elixir prepare, destroy
eating monsters.
38) The last one poured super liquid into the tanks
BPR diffuser and rose into the air, ora-
Sew the surrounding area with a potion.
39) The last one flew a little and descended
going down. All the creatures disappeared. Now Last-
he had a final decisive battle ahead of him
with a geneticist.
On BPR-e The last one reached the fortress
this evil genius and got inside...
This ends the second level of the game...
The authors, alas, did not do the third. And
You and I can only imagine,
how did the decisive battle end?
him with a geneticist...
Some useful tips.
You don't have to do everything in that order
as specified here. But some points
still needs to be taken into account. For example, you can't
open the water tower tap if you
The pipeline hasn't been fixed yet.
The game is governed by the law of attraction. This
helps a lot in such situations:
You climbed onto the roof of a house and already have
have three items with you. And you need to take more
two. In order not to repeat the difficult one again
path through the clouds, go to the very edge
roofs and lay out the unnecessary item. He doesn't
will remain on the roof, but will fall down - on
land. And you will have free space in your ru-
kah...
Exit the aggregate (in the first level) and
from the observer (in the second) you can stand up
under the output and clicking "FIRE"...
In the second level, in order to "UNDER-
LOE MIRACLE OF NATURE"you didn't need to be swallowed
use baked onions. He's nowhere else
not used. Therefore, having moved to
the other bank, it is better to leave the onion on the bank
gu, and returning to the tent to take it again.
If you forget it and go across the area
to the other side, then the game will have to be
start from the beginning.
In the first level, in the dungeon, where you need
fix the pipe dripping water. If you stand up
under it and wait until the Last
energy runs out, the game will continue with
another place. Or rather, "SEEMED TO BE USUAL-
NO BUILDING."
In the second level, when flying on a BPR, watch out
behind the fuel level (upper right corner).
If it runs out, then return to
airfield and refuel - a canister in
the hangar can be filled with fuel endlessly
many times...
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