Advertising - Advertising from Impetus`a Led`a.

            ADVERTISING FROM IMPETUS LED.

written by Fisher Ilya

   The other day Uncle IMPETUS himself came to the newspaper's EDITORIAL office!
   IMPETUS brought his price list so I could
published in the newspaper, thereby making him
pop advertising.  Of course, I will give you the price list, but
a little lower.
   The main news from our conversation was that
IMPETUS LED after a long search for the meaning of his life
I finally found my calling from above. Let me just remind you,
that IMpETUS has tried such professions as:
  FULL LAMER of the highest category;
  STUPID HACKER without experience;
  weak EDITOR of the rule FAULTLESS;
  cunning SOFT TRADER with heavy work experience;
  SWITCHMAN with 3 years of experience working on railways;
  PENDULUM watch ZX-AMIGA....
      (I give only those professions of iMPETUS,
which do not contain obscene words in their names
words)...
    And finally ImPeTuS has found its way in this
worldly vanity.  A week ago he started his career
pop stars!!!!  The young pop musician will perform
as he told me, under the pseudonym "FUCKING
IMPETUS-STINKER."   Of course, a little strange
pseudonym and how huge it is - it consists of as many as three (3!)
words 
    Of course, I couldn’t help but ask
ImpeTUs, why did he choose this one for himself?
pseudonym

    EDITOR:
- Please tell me why you decided to perform under
such a pseudonym? HeIs it decrypted somehow? And
In general, why did you decide to become a pop star?
    FUCKING IMPETUS-STINKER:
- Well, you see, for the first time I heard these two words
(FUCKING and STINKER) from the TV screen, I don't remember
what movie was on then, but for some reason these words to me
were very memorable.  And although I didn't know that these
the words mean, I liked them immediately! Then
I was watching the MTV channel and in some video again
these words sounded.  That's when I realized that
I should try my hand at music and
quickly patented his pseudonym.
    EDITOR:
- What about your career in the distribution of toys and
other software for ZX and AMIGA?
    FUCKING IMPETUS-STINKER:
- The fact is that one does not interfere with the other, and now I
I can sing my songs while advertising my software, and
on the contrary. Yes, I brought my new price list here for
ZX, which I have for the month of April 1999
year.  Everything is indicated here: both price and delivery time.
to the customer, there are even program names.

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            PRICE LIST FUCKING IMPETUS

name price delivery time:
programs: (including cost
                forwarding):

BOMB JACK1 3 UAH              soon;

BATTY 5 UAH              not soon;

UFO: ENEMY
 UNKNOWN 100 UAH.        12 months (game afteris pressed on
                                    53 disks)

MIRROR 6 UAH.             someday

  Note: for those who order more than 50 copies,
delivery 10 days faster + 0.2% discount!
  Those interested can find impetus' phone number at
FAULTLESS pages.  The phone itself is impetus
Those interested can find the address of the same imnetus on
pages of the same magazine.
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