Humor - Why the bun hanged itself.

              WHY DID KOLOBOK HANG himself?..
                 (fantasy nonsense story)

written by Fisher Ilya

   So, why did Kolobok hang himself? Even
Are you interested in knowing why he did this?
Is it true?
   Imagine how interesting it was to find out
residents of the Magic Forest who ran to the body with
all the far outskirts of the Forest!
   ...I was the first to notice the strange behavior
An athlete's bun, a squirrel, galloping carefree
at this time not far from the scene of the incident. Yes
Look, this squirrel is jumping on branches from one
tree on another, throws cones, when suddenly after
one of the throws of a cone on the ground, she doesn’t hear
the characteristic sound of a falling cone.   Squirrel
became wary, threw another cone into the mysterious
flight between branches - a cone flew past the branches,
disappeared into the darkness of the black tree branches, and fell to the ground
never fell.  “What the hell,” I thought
Squirrel, - “What is stopping me from getting high?” - no
The bushy-tailed one restrained herself and said these words out loud.
   Having descended lower so that it was already possible
distinguish where the lump is and where it’s just a pile
excrement, Squirrel noticed Kolobok still alive.
I must say that Kolobok looked very ruddy,
which means healthy.  "Oh, that's who interfered with my
the poor little cones are free to fall to the ground! Well,
potbellied pie,I'll show you how order is in the Forest
violate,” with these words Squirrel began to
There is spirit, aiming accurately, to fire at Kolobok
cones.
   No matter how strong the sweet vanilla dream was
big-headed, but Squirrel, apparently, strongly
got it because, having woken up and realized what was what,
Kolobok used his vocal cords: “I don’t understand,
Damn, really, what are you doing here, what is this?
funny or do you want to send me? You tell me
Arrow squirrel, just don’t cut the arrows! Damn if I
If I get angry, you'll get fucked!"
   The squirrel dropped the pair a little, but, of course, screamed
there is no hope that she saw him in the coffin, that he
he was the first to climb - he lay down under an oak tree, when
The Forest Statute can only rest under cacti,
palm trees and... oaks.  Realizing that she had flown in,
broke off, flew over, Fluffy-Tail calmed down and
decided to run away.
   Kolobok, realizing that he was right, dismissed
fanned his rake and went for a walk, deciding
today to screw over the Wolf or the Fox himself. Went to myself
Kolobok walked through the forest - his stumps were already from sleep
moved away and his gait became
super stylish and sophisticated, but no one likes it
comes across.  “It’s always like this,” I thought sadly
Kolobok, when he saw him prowling around in search of some
Piglet's things, - "I only come across idiots, but
sorry... Well, nothing.Look, it will be nice
break off."
   With a quiet step, so that even he himself would not hear
ninja Hongheldon, Kolobok approached Piglet. Ah,
As he approached, he seemed to accidentally step on Piglet’s paw.
The pig, squealing, turned around and politely
greeted: “Fuck, what if it’s on your leg
install a big tower with a monitor!  What are you doing?
Are you crazy?.." - Piglet turned around and saw
Kolobok’s frowning face, “Oh, it’s you, Kolobok.”
Hello, sorry, I didn’t know it was you" (Kolobok was known as
great authority among slow-witted creatures).
   It turned out that Piglet was looking for February snow,
which, in his opinion, undoubtedly should have
hide somewhere here.
   "I just finished making a scooter sled
from tin cans, like sneaky snow melted,"
Piglet complained, grunting.
   Kolobok looked at the Pig with regret (even
Kolobok regretted this pitiful sight. A
maybe this was already the beginning of a nervous disorder
Kolobok system?) and wandered off wherever his eyes looked and
even further.

          (TO BE CONTINUED...)