Editor's note - Contents of the issue.

┌─────────┐ April 1999 - ISSUE No. 11.
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│ │▒│ │▒ │ │▒│ │▒ │ │▒│ │▒ +│ │▒│ │▒ │ │▒│ │▒ │ │▒│ └┐
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│ │▒└─┐ └──┘ │▒│ ┌────┘▒▒└─┐ └──┘ │▒│ │▒ │ │▒└──┐└─┘ │▒│ │▒└┐ │▒
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└─┘▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒│ │▒ + ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒│ │▒ │ │▒· ▒▒▒▒▒└─┘▒ ▒▒
 ▒▒▒ ∙ │ │▒ ° ┌───┘ └──┘ └───┐ + ▒▒
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║ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓│ │▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓│ │▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓│ │▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ║
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· └─┘▒ + ▒▒ ▒▒ °
        + ∙
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      HELLO TO EVERYONE WHO IS READING THIS ISSUE!!!

written by Fisher Ilya


  Dear Reader!   As you probably already
guessed this issue - April Fool's (thank God
- not May Day).
  This entire issue is entirely dedicated to
jokes, anecdotes, practical jokes, etc. etc.
  After reading the next note or article three times
think: “Isn’t this another
funny???", because today I will be very, very
frivolous ( ).
  (huh, I was barely serious enough to write
introduction).

  So, today in the issue: In the scroll:
       PART I OF THE NEWSPAPER 1) HELP;
   1) ADVERTISING;                    2) HELLOES.
   2) WHY DID KOLOBOK HANG himself;

      II PART OF THE NEWSPAPER
   3) ANECDOTES FROM APRELCHUK;
   4) HOW WE ARE HURTED;
   5) CREDITS.

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