BIBLE
1 In the beginning was the word, and the word was 2
byte, but there was nothing else.
2 And God separated one from zero, and
I saw that it was good.
3 And God said, Let there be data,
and it became so.
4 And God said, Let the data be collected
each in its place, and created
floppy disks, and hard drives, and CDs.
5 And God said: Let there be computers,
so that there is somewhere to shove floppy disks,
and hard drives and CDs,
and created computers
and called them hard,
and separated the hard from the software.
6 There was no software yet, but God quickly
corrected himself and created
programs big and small, and
said to them: be fruitful and
multiply and fill all the memory.
7 But he got tired of creating programs
himself, and God said:let's create a programmer in the image and
in our likeness, and yes
rules over computers, and
over programs, and over
data.
And God created a programmer, and
settled him in his CC,
to work in it.
And He led the programmer to the tree
catalogues, and commanded: from every
catalogue, you can
run programs only from
do not run the Windows directory,
for mast give.
8 And God said: It’s not good for the programmer
to be alone, let's do it for him
user, according to him. And
He took a bone from the programmer,
who had no brain, and created
user and brought him to
programmer;
and the programmer called him a user.
And they both sat under the bare DOS,
and were not ashamed.
9 Bill was more cunning than all the beasts of the field.
And Bill said to the user:
Did God really say:
don't run any software?
And the user said:
We can run any software,and only from the Windows catalog
We can’t, because it’s a must. And Bill said
to the user: let's argue
about the taste of oysters with those who ate them!
On the day you launch
Windows, you will be like gods,
because with one click of the mouse you can create
whatever.
And the user saw that Windows was pleasant for
eyes and desires, because
that make knowledge unnecessary,
and installed them on my computer;
and then told the programmer that this is
cool, and he did too.
0A And the programmer went to look for
fresh drivers, and God called
programmer and said to him: where are you?
The programmer said: I'm looking for fresh drivers,
because they are not under naked DOS.
And God said: who do you want?
did you say about drivers?
Have you already started Windows?
The programmer said: the user whom
You gave it to me, said that from now on you want
programs only for Windows,
and I installed them.
And God said to the user: what did you do?
User said: Bill seduced me.
0B And God said to Bill: because youdone, cursed are you above all beasts
and all the beasts of the field, and enmity
I’ll put it between you and the programmer:
he will scold you with bad words,
and you will sell him Windows.
0C He said to the user: I will multiply your sorrow and
I'll drain your wallet,
and you will use curves
programs, and you can't
live without a programmer,
and he will rule over you.
0D He told the programmer: because
listened to the user, damned
computers for you;
they will cause you glitches and viruses;
with sorrow you will purge them in the days
your work; by the sweat of his brow
you will debug your code.
0E And God sent them out of his EC,
and set a login password.
0F General protection fault+ (C) YuN, 19
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