Relax - Bad advice.

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        If on the keyboard                
        A couple of keys stick,             
        This means you are a drummer           
        And in general a hero of labor.             
        Change quietly             
        To her and her slacker neighbor:        
        These keyboards have                
        Never get old!               
                                          
        If your leadership             
        Clearly hints to you,           
        That the customer will be there tomorrow,        
        And the order is still standing -              
        Stay at work             
        And play digger all night long      
        And, looking at you, the customer      
        The deadline will be postponed.           
                                          
        If your favorite kettle           
        The tee has no socket,         
        That's for this crime            
        We must strictly punish             
        And with an unwavering hand              
        Unplug the server from the socket,         
        So that everyone around you will know          
        It's time to drink tea.If suddenly your car            
        Doesn't work as it should             
        You're on the motherboard           
        Hit your fist hard.            
        If it doesn't help, hit it with a sledgehammer,        
        Kick the monitor...          
        You will then explain to your superiors:       
        She started first!;               
                                          
        If suddenly on your hard drive      
        An evil virus has leaked         
        Don't treat him with Lozinsky;            
 The virus also wants to live!            
        Infected programs              
        Scatter it on BBSs,               
        And you, your colleagues               
        Will be remembered often.           
                                          
        If your colleagues            
        They gave me a big bonus              
        And they completely forgot about you           
        And they didn’t give any                
        Instead of paint, pour it into the printer    
        Strawberry jam,              
        And about you in the institution            
        They will never forget!