Humor - plug & play.

Mysic by: ALOS(JNR)/SPARK               
                                        
From    : Konstantin Surkov             
Subj    : Битва с плуг-и-плаем          
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        STICK'96 vs. WINDOWS'95         
                                        
             Битва за плуг.             
                                        
   Это  было  грандиозно  и продолжалось
часа  три,  не  меньше. Теперь я понимаю
людей,   называющих   win'95  саксом'95,
mast, etc.                         
                                        
 And it started small: the CPU became small
wat.  Well, I think I'll take a look, maybe Windows
the port speed was set incorrectly
again (happened a couple of times - before 9600 reset-
settings).I get into the "system" - bah!
Some device appeared.  Called
strange -  remote operation device or
something like this. Remote control, short
what?  What a joke, I think. In its properties
I wanted to look, but there were no properties!
Only the section "general",and it says:
"The device is functioning normally."
Fuck fly, I think it’s good of course that
fine, but why wasn’t he there yesterday?
lo? Maybe a gift from Bill on February 23-
la?  I decided to check the rest, I thought
maybe it identified the blaster that way. Yes
no, everything else is in place, just extra
There is only one com port, but I’m already getting to thatat-
ok, it appears periodically, then
disappears, but does not interfere with work. And here
no joke - Remote Control!  Well, es-
Naturally, I deleted it, rebooted, and
plow-and-play he pokes him again: "Not good,
says such a device is great without
things were standing", and back it to system. Here
I'm completely offended byplough-and-play. Long time ago
I had a grudge against him. That's an extra com port
slips, then the extra LPT, then the blaster will not
gives the default IRQ set. Koro-
Hey, I killed him. Windows was horrified, "how
you can!!!"  they shouted, but I stood my ground
I eat. In retaliation, Windows rebooted into sa-
my lousy video mode (640x480x16) and
they wrote sarcastically: But now you have
no video card, and PCI no, and flop
no. The logical question is, who are you then?
displays the picture on the screen, Windows failsThey shouted and remained silent. PCI seems to be the same
I looked, I looked; slots at least
re in place. But the drive they work
thoroughly chopped off. To try to install
put the video card back, manually, answer
was short and strict: PCIyou don't have it,
where are you Cirrus PCI you're poking at, lamer!
To the pathetic excuses "yes, here he is, look-
ri"Windows answered irritably: there is none,
contact the manufacturer and let him help you
explains where your PCI went to. Come-
I could compromise and call him
PCI-processor bridge. Unknown to me
reason Windows was happy with this (apparently, just
then, tired of arguing). Video card after
This was also admitted with a stretch. Moreover,
during all this fucking every two
minutes suggested: don’t suffer, guy,
let me determine everything myself. But I didn't give in
to provocation, I already knew what the con-
reads: the revival of ^%$%#-whoplow-
-and-playing!                                
                                        
   The last zapadlosuks'95 slipped
me when I started to restore the flop.
There was a standard flop with plough-and-play.
Now Windows said that I had a flop
absolutely leftist and you have to be a complete idiot
that in such a wonderful opera-
tion system to push such crap.
After searching through a dozen non-standard
drivers with flop suddenly started working
driver company COMPAQ.  Maybe they have
soft special agreement for this
about? HZ...                           
                                        
   In short, I finished him off. Working now
faster than before, though COM now
only one, but the third, but like a mouse
it works - it’s unclear, andLPTdoes not work at all.
But when restarting now it doesn’t hang and
plough-and-play there is no mean thing. That's it, let's go beer
drink: I'm very tired...               
                                        
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absolutely left and you have to be a complete idiot
that in such a wonderful opera-
tion system to push such crap.
After searching through a dozen non-standard
drivers with flop suddenly started working
driver company COMPAQ.  Maybe they have
soft special agreement for this
about? HZ...                           
                                        
   In short, I finished him off. Working now
faster than before, though COM now
only one, but the third, but like a mouse
it works - it’s unclear, andLPTdoes not work at all.
But when restarting now it doesn’t hang and
plough-and-play there is no mean thing. That's it, let's go beer
drink: I'm very tired...               
                                        
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