Humor - ranger.

Depth #02
Mysic by: ALOS(JNR)/SPARK               
                                        
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 "...Truly, the ways of the Lord
                       inscrutable..."
 Converted from the Bible
                                        
                                        
                                        
Ranger               
                                        
 Time: 4.41              
                                        
  The inflamed eyes seemed to be rubbed
you are sandpaper. Man with effort
raised his eyelids. Quite nearby I heard a faint
lacking guttural speech. The body tensed
and turned into a twig, a pile of sand,
a dried blade of grass in anticipation of something terrible -
nogo.  Clods of earth drummed on him
back, retreating steps were heard, and
unpleasant, hitting the eardrums -
The voices gradually fell silent.          
  The wound stung and looked like soup.
howlkit.  With his teeth he tore the copper
Qing package. From tension a person is on
I lost consciousness for some time.        
  When he woke up, he first threw under
tongue blue pill. In two minutes
it became much better and he was able to bandage
your shoulder. The glass on the watch was broken
then, but the second hand ran quickly
on the dial. There was absolutely no time left
a little, after a little over two
should have been taken away, and if he was not successful -
yeah, that's shit, Sergeant Kelly, it's going to happen
mock him again like last time
times.  That he might be killed or
if you are late, leave here forever
Yes, in a strange, evil steppe, he did not think.   
                                        
 Time: 5.42.             
                                        
  He was lying in an anti-tank ditch. Heart
throbbing feverishly in my chest. Perhaps if
he will swallow this chemical so often
what disgusting thing, you can end up in a mental hospital
ku.  Almost managed to get here
unnoticed.  One patrolman, however,
I saw him, but they don’t know how to
Damn, these Russians.  Avoid contact with
he failed with them, and now the search engines
groups roam throughout the territory with the intention of
rhenium, if not captured, then at least
at least destroy it. Let them try.
His dry, sore lips sparkled
curled inevil grin.                  
                                        
 Time: 5.53.             
                                        
  The man stood up and looked out from behind
parapet. Not far away in the morning haze on
there was a large runway
transport plane, followed by another and
yet.  Just three. Near the one closest to him,
lazily leaning against a huge wheel
chassis the sentry was smoking a cigarette.  From
the cockpit window poked his head out in the flight
helmet and screamed in a cheerful voice
in Russian:                              
  - Hey, leaky head! Found a place for
smoking. Better go listen to your ass
what a cool topic.  The sentry grumbled
something under his breath, climbed up the ladder to the saw-
and disappeared into the cabin.                    
  The man did not waste time and,
rolling over the parapet, as fast as he could
rushed to the plane, throwing it off as he went
shoulder duffel bag. One minute later
was done, and the man was already rushing along
towards the second plane. Suddenly from
the first plane leaned out again cheerfully
barking head turned and, seeing the running-
what, she joyfully opened her mouth:            
  - Wow, hare! I have a muse - uploaded -
eat! The head shut up with a burst and
disappeared in fear.  In a couple of secondsinstead of a head appeared in the doorway
the whole person was in flight uniform and began
fire, trying to test tactical-technical
technical characteristics of your rifle
weapons.  The runner stopped and stopped
this is a mockery. On the other hand,
a sentry appeared and began to carefully
Aim carefully at the wounded person. This is possible
there was no longer any fear. Man slow
got up - the effect of the tonic ended - and
, bending down, ran to the second self-
fly.                                   
                                        
 Time: 5.56              
                                        
  All the mines were in place. Man o-
stared.  From afar they ran towards him across the field
small figures. The man took a sip
ice blue pill and pressed the clock
helicopter call button.  Everything, through
thirty minutes a helicopter will arrive for him,
but we still need to get there. slammed
explosion and the first plane turned into
dust, and with it someone who loves to listen
clock music. It was time to leave...    
                                        
 Time: 6.21.             
                                        
  The sun has already risen above the horizon and
began to drive away the morningcoolness. Via
It will be hot for two hours, he thought, but
he won't be here anymore. He will be far away
from this damned place, will sit in
bar and drink cold beer. As you wish
cold beer! But now he needs to be
on guard. The main thing is not to sleep! Somewhere yes-
The mosquito sang a thin song. He's everything
closer and closer. The squeaking grew into rumbling
e. Yes, it's not a mosquito - it's a helicopter! Ra-
the glory gushed over Niagara Falls.
century jumped up to his full height, waved his great
howl with his hand and launched into some kind of plot
cotton cheerful dance:                    
  - Hey!  Here, I'm here! suddenly something
my face was burned, and the hair on my head was frizzy,
escaped from the fire that engulfed all of his
lo. I smelled the smell of fried meat. Human
the eyelid spun like a top, howled, but it
didn't last long. Soon from the dry-
Only a wheeze escaped from his throat. He
fell to the ground, writhing and writhing, his
the body was still trying to fight the fire
, but he himself was already far away, there in the bar,
sipped cold beer and mocked
Sergeant Kelly...                      
                                        
 Time:  6.31               
                                        
  Two men in military uniform are careful
 Two people in military uniform are careful
got out of the bushes andapproached those
lu.                                     
  - Ready, stated one, similar to
surgeon in his blue overalls and, from -
putting down the flamethrower, he began to rummage through things
killed.                                
                                        
 Time: 7.32              
                                        
  Vokha woke up covered in cold sweat.  
  - Well, to hell with it. More in "Ranger"
I won't play! he thought languidly. Quack-
you crawled out of bed, pulled up your panties and
went to wash.  I let water flow into my mind -
roller, splashed a couple of handfuls in the leaves
tso.  He raised his head and suddenly froze in horror.
everything: in the mirror a disfigurement looked at him
feminine, eyebrowless face with purple spots
us old burns...                   
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