DONATIONS OF SOVIET PROGRAMMERS
(Spring-Summer 1991)
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"Hackers of all countries, unite!"
Insert the disk into hole “A”, close it
Gulina and plop down on any key.
A magnet for your bag...
When you press the key, the machine starts
make lustful cries.
- Why is she yelling?
- This is the sound of a program that was brought down alive -
cabins in the toilet.
I would like to take you out into an open field and press
to Reset.
Don't be what the disks are formatted with.
Two kilobyte resistor.
To the fight for reading other people's disks
ready!
Let go of the wire - the car hurts!Drown you in data!
Discovert - hot box, let's go budemo in
nyomu kukuruzu trymaty (Ukrainian).
Eh, the drive latch...
Put away your dirty manipulators, come
rock!
- Listen, if there are 1024 bytes in a kilobyte, then
Are there 1024 women in a kilobab?
- Why do you need so much...
Well, why are you squeaking like a speaker on an ESK?!
I am a poet, my name is Platosha.
From me to you all “Mikrosha”...
(fig is shown)
How to pervert, so on my disk...
May you spend your entire life on Focal
learn or C for a calculator!
Have you eaten too much of the cartridge?
Depraved like Enter on a Corvette.
Get out of here bye bye Ctrl+Alt+
+Del'u didn't receive it!You resident muzzle, slide down now
from my car, otherwise you’ll get it via FAT!
You, gramophone modem, modulate from-
here!
I'll copy it for you, I'll copy it for you! Right now
How to delete it - no UnErase will help!
Right now you'll be erased from here - you won't be able to open the door
you'll have time!
Don't put your head on the transformer - brain
you'll demagnetize it!
You're not a hacker, you're a fucker!
- Do you have everything on disk?
- And I, and I... a virus for the calculator on-
wrote!!!
- Yes? Borland C++ or Turbo Basic?
- Enter Turbo Pascal immediately! Well, hurry up!
...
- Did you come in?! Well, come out!!!
You don't have a bit of conscience...
- Wow, what a thing! What did you click on? On
what??? Well done! Genius! He prepared a disk for youmatted...
What an editor! This is not an editor, but
some kind of editor...
What do you play all the time? Space to
pushed through the floor.
- You know, DEC released a tape recorder for
IBM!
- Yeah, and also a gramophone for Cray!
I-B-M is compatible with... printer!!!
Usually for storing information and programs
ramm uses a floppy disk or brains
author.
Do you want to chew the keyboard?
For such programs the authors should be forced to
Should you manually format the hard drive or
insert it into the printer instead of ribbon!
Who touched my car and touched everything?
- Uh-uh! You're about to tear my disk!
- How long do you have it?
- Under 720...
- There will be two at 360.
It's better to kill the president than toget rid of the residents.
The more programs a program can write off
rammist, the higher he is valued.
When taking the car home, scrape off the inventory
packing number!
When you jump out the window, bequeath the disks to someone.
Before erasing a file from the disk, make sure
Beware that he is not yours!
Nothing unnatural is shameful, but
therefore - printable.
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- What are you looking for here?
- Yes, I lost my keys over there...
- So look there, idiot!
- It’s brighter here.
JUNK OF THE DAY
To one of the many FM radio stations
tions during the next musical greeting
a woman is calling from the front block. Presentation
She flatly refused to curl, citing this
right to confidentiality.She tells
la that one fine day at the intersection
on such and such a street I found a ma-
a lazy portmant with a business card
son-in-law and 4000 (!) US dollars. For failures -
Nika and confusion (she named him after his car-
point) asked to put a funny one
song......;-))))
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