Anecdotes of Santa Claus - Grandfather Frost, what about gifts?

bush waiting for Santa Claus. Santa Claus appears
congratulates the children on the holiday and gets ready to fly away.
- Grandfather Frost, what about the gifts?
- And gifts are only for those who ate well.

The family calls several companies and orders Santa Claus.
The doorbell rings. Santa Claus enters. Suddenly a shot - Santa Claus
falls. The assassin enters behind him and asks:
- Did you order Santa Claus?

The month of July. A commission comes to the children's hospital to inspect
enters the hall and sees: in the middle of the hall there is a Christmas tree (decorated
New Year's bells and whistles), and around this tree the children and Grandfather
Frost and the Snow Maiden lead a round dance. The crazy commission
resorts to the head physician:
- What is going on in your hall?
- Like what? Let's celebrate the New Year.
- New Year is in January.
- Well, they won’t live until January.

New Year! Children gathered at the holiday and dance around
Christmas trees Here comes Santa Claus with the Snow Maiden:
- Hello children, hello, what do we lack?
children on the tree, lights, let's ask the tree to light up
one-two-three - the Christmas tree is on fire.
Doesn't burn. The children again try one-two-three - the Christmas tree is burning,
does not burn. Here one of the children takes a cell phone out of his pocket
dials the number and says 
- Hey, the gang came, let them sort it out, otherwise the tree won’t light up

Santa Claus comes to the psychiatrist and says: - Doctor, help!
I don't believe in myself. 

They hired a man to work as Santa Claus for the New Year
in kindergarten. He, therefore, was daydreaming, a freebie, butnot work.
I came and there were only disabled children in the kindergarten. The man is speechless
lost. Well, he says, here are some gifts for you, kids, and I’ll go
for the Snow Maiden. And - run from there!
Kids - get into a fight. And an absolutely disabled boy sits in the corner,
which has one head:
- Dear children, leave me a gift...
- Get out, it's not enough! - and again into a fight.
The head jumps off the chair, rolls into a heap, someone by the heel,
Who's hand will he bite? He grabs the gift and gallops back to the chair.
He climbs onto a chair, holding a gift in his teeth, tears apart the package and:
- Aaaaah! JUMP ROPES!