About guests - With the onset of the New Year holidays, an increase in the number of visits of some people to others is noticed.

About the guests


With the onset of the New Year holidays, there is an increase in
the number of visits of some people to others. This phenomenon is still
no explanation is given, and the people making the visits are called guests.

Guests are the same as hosts, only in reverse. That is, the owners
who were not taken by surprise. The owners who managed to become
guests.

Guests adapt very easily to any conditions, even
to inhospitable. They usually enter the apartment
through the door. There is no special invitation for them to do this.
required. You should greet guests something like this:
- Who came to us? We weren't expecting it! What a surprise!

We found it after all. No phone number, no address, no last name...
Did you find it by name? Everyone was asked where Gena lives? me
The name is Nikolai, but that doesn’t matter. The main thing is that we found it.
Such a surprise! No, of course, if they had warned us, then what
it would be a surprise - just a slight shock.

Guests, once in your apartment, love to sit at the table.
However, they don’t like to sit just like that: they definitely need
eat something, and the most delicious thing. At this time you should
act as if nothing unusual is happening, as if
you are happy about what is happening. And under no circumstances should it be considered
broken glasses out loud - otherwise they will think that you are poorly brought up.
You can’t be silent either - they’ll think you’re a jerk. talk a lot
You can’t either - the guests will think that you talk a lot.

You can’t behave loosely with guests -they can count
that you are cheeky, but it is not recommended to sit still - 
it makes an unfavorable impression.

Guests love to be entertained. To do this you must
tell them funny stories, turn on the tape recorder
with dance tunes, show tricks, dance,
wiggle your ears, speak several languages,
guests' desire to run to the store and force their son, who
lessons not yet learned, play a symphony for violin on the button accordion
with an orchestra.

Guests can be table, dance or casual.
They are easy to distinguish:
table - sitting at the table,
dancing - dancing,
random people ask how they got here.

Guests are divided into erudites and non-erudites.
Erudites can tell you for an hour how it was necessary
prepare a salad, and non-erudites within the same hour
They never tire of asking about the recipe for its preparation.

If guests arrive early, they are called early, and if
late is late. But both of them leave the same way
late. And all guests, without exception, love it when they
invite you again. And they won’t slow you down with this invitation
take advantage of.

But, to be honest, hosts love to invite and host
guests. Because nothing can be better than guests.
Especially on New Year's Day!