The Life of Santa Claus - We all know Santa Claus since childhood.

V. Vester, Gennady Popov

We all know Santa Claus since childhood. And there is no
There is no point in talking about what every child knows. Although
It never hurts to remind you once again.

Actually, there’s nothing special to talk about Santa Claus,
as he grew up and grew up among us.

In early childhood, Santa Claus, like all of us, went to kindergarten
and was practically no different from other children. But even then
everyone knew it was Santa Claus. Since he was already then
much larger than other children and even adults. Even then
he wore huge felt boots and even then he was shouting like crazy:

"Children! Look who came to you!"

The children were very frightened and ran away. Then them
it took a long time to collect. And Santa Claus gathered with them
and shouted: “Look who came to you!”

At school, Santa Claus was also practically no different from others
students - only his red nose and long sheepskin coat gave him away
and a huge beard. But when he shouted: "Children! Look who
came to see you!" - no one ran anywhere, but the high school students
on the contrary, they even came up and gave him a good hit in the neck
and asked: “Well, do you want more?” The schoolchildren were happy
To Santa Claus only on New Year's Day - and not for him, but for gifts.

Santa Claus graduated from school with honors, but somehow. Teachers
the headmistress and I even shed tears: “Who now,” they began to lament, “
 “Will he come and yell here?!”
“Someone will be there,” Santa Claus reassured them.
"And whoAre we going to hit him in the neck now?" - they got worried
 high school students.
“You will be for someone,” Father Frost also reassured them.

The teachers and headmistress's tears immediately dried up, and the calmed
The high school students came up and gave Santa Claus a final slap on the neck.
Right after school, Father Frost did not go to college.
He didn’t go there later either. He's never into it at all
I didn’t enter, so I didn’t graduate. Therefore he
and remained for life without higher education, therefore
and went to serve in the army.

In the army, Father Frost had a granddaughter. The case, I must say,
amazing even for an army. But I was most surprised
sergeant major Santa Claus was sent away until the end of the service
from the eyes of the highest authorities on Russky Island, and the granddaughter became
call her Snow Maiden.

During his entire service, Santa Claus was nothing different from other soldiers
was no different. He was the same as all the other soldiers.
Inspectors from the General Staff even refused to believe when
They found out that this is the same Santa Claus.
"It can't be! - they exclaimed. - If it weren't for the beard
and Snegurochka, they would never have believed it."

Immediately after the army, Santa Claus went to the 2nd ball bearing,
where he became no different from other workers. Just look
who came to you" began to shout less often. And after the shift he drank
glass - another with the guys from the workshop and hurried to his granddaughter.

When Santa Claus retired, he was given a salary for May
and a registered share, according to which no one except himI couldn't
receive dividends if they suddenly began to be paid.
But even in retirement, Santa Claus continued to be no different
from all the other pensioners, just "look who
came to see you" and stopped shouting.