At the party of the “new Russians” there is yes-
Ma, a connoisseur of good manners.
At the end of the evening the owner approaches her:
- Well, how?
- Yes, in principle, everything is fine, but there are no forceps.
Imagine, men go to the toilet, you understand...
those that they hold on to, and then with the same hands
They take sugar.
- I understand, I’ll take it into account.
At the next party he approaches this again
lady:
- Well, how?
- Everything is fine, but again there are no tongs!
- Why not? I even nailed down a shelf for them in the trash
dash!
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ADDRESS TO RUSSIAN CITIZENS
candidate for President of Russia
G.A.ZYUGANOVA
Your destiny is in your hands!
Citizens of Russia!
I am addressing you as a candidate for President of Russia
and I ask you to support me in the fight for this high
post
THE ESSENCE OF MY PROGRAM:
1. New economic course, in which everyone
It will be profitable to work, study, invent.
2. Decisive suppression of robbery of the population and public
public property of the country.
3. Restoration of democracy, social
wisdom and friendship of peoples.
A new policy can only be carried out by the people's
riotic forces of Russia. For this I have a clear
strategy, strong team of experienced specialists
Comrade, political will.
OVER THE YEARS OF YELTSINISM:
Russia lost 8 million people. Nobody
insured against bandit bullets and terrorist bombsin
own home.
We have lost half of our industry.
Agriculture fell into complete decline.
The military-industrial complex is on the verge of collapse and
army.
50 million Russians are unable to feed
themselves and their families.
20 million people are unemployed. 10 million
new - homeless people and refugees.
5 million school-age children are not in school.
There are 4 million street children in the country.
Drug addiction, tuberculosis, AIDS have become
epidemics.
Even winning veterans are denied warmth,
light and simple medicines.
500 billion dollars stolen from the people and you
transported abroad.
Young people have been deprived of their future. She has one "prospect-
va" - to become cannon fodder, a reserve of cheap black-
labor force or recruits from criminal gangs.
Continuation of Yeltsin’s course will lead to
a rare economic collapse by the summer of 2000.
We know how to fix the situation.
I COMMIT TO THE CITIZENS OF RUSSIA:
To revive the renewed Soviet power. Formed
to create a government of people's trust. End with
bureaucratic arbitrariness.
Within two years, provide every Russian
permanent job.
Establish a minimum wage for public sector employees
and pensions not less than a thousand rubles. Teacher's salary
body, doctor, military man - not less than three thousand.
Introduce strict control over prices for basic products
food, medicines and essential goodsbridges.
Within five years, restore savings, depreciate
by Gaidar and Kiriyenko.
Restore the rights of citizens to cheap housing and commodities
municipal services, free education and health
security, reliable social security.
Help youth. Ensure that all young people have equal
new opportunities in mastering a good profession,
obtaining higher education.
Take protection of family, motherhood and childhood. Voz-
to give birth to a wide network of children's sanatoriums, health
body camps, sports schools, kindergartens and
nursery Introduce free breakfasts in schools. Soz-
give a fund to help large and young families, ma-
single losses and widows of military personnel and police
uneven
Reduce fuel tariffs, energy tariffs,
transport and communications. So that for three minimum salaries -
you could drive from end to end of Russia -
from Kaliningrad to Vladivostok.
Introduce preferential lending to developers. Provide
provide cash benefits and free housing to refugees
tsev.
Reduce taxes. Ensure equality of all forms
property: state, private, cooperative
tive and personal. Protect legally acquired
property and income. Support private enterprise
entrepreneurship, especially in the areas of small production
va, trade and services to the population.
Support all forms of farming on earth. Obes-
bake price parity. Prevent the sale of land
agriculturalappointments.
Increase government spending on defense,
development of the military-industrial complex, advanced science, culture.
Declare a merciless fight against crime and corruption
tions.
All nations - large and small - will be equal
valid. I will not allow Russian people to be humiliated in the future.
act by appanage princelings obsessed with nationalism
meh. I will return Russia's authority and respect in the world. We
Once again we can be proud of our Great Country, its
glorious history, spiritual wealth and military
power.
WHERE WE FIND MONEY
It takes more than just will to carry out my program.
and support of the people, but also additional funds in
amounting to over 860 billion rubles.
HERE ARE THEIR SOURCES:
Suppression of illegal export of capital - 320 billion.
rub.
Nationalization of oil and gas exports - 110 billion.
rub.
Restoring order in RAO UES of Russia, Gazprom, Ministry of Railways
and other natural monopolies - 90 billion rubles.
Introduction of a state monopoly on vodka - 60 billion.
rub.
Normalization of monetary circulation, overcoming the crisis
cessation of non-payments and displacement of money surrogates
from turnover - over 100 billion rubles.
Elimination of unjustified benefits for importers and lazers
ek for evading customs duties - 90 billion.
rub.
Transfer of profits of the Central Bank to the state budget
yes - over 30 billion rubles.
Collection of VAT from importers of services - 60 billion rubles.
All this will allow us to DOUBLE THE FEDERAL BUDGET.
Stopping the illegal export of capital will giveyet
about 400 billion rubles. non-state capital
marriage to production.
Millions of qualified specialists - workers,
engineers, scientists - will return to their favorite work. Gender
Honest entrepreneurs will breathe a sigh of relief. Our
children will find a future, old people will find peace of mind.
I am sure: LIFE WILL GET BETTER!
I am not going to “rule”, but to serve the people. My head-
Our goal is to unite the efforts of all courageous and
honest people in the great cause of the revival of Russia,
reconstruction of the Union Fatherland. Together we will ensure
What matters is ORDER IN THE COUNTRY, PEACE AND PROSPERITY IN EVERY DOWNTOWN
ME!
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Press service of G. Zyuganov.
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There is a log in the yard,
There's shit on the log.
Shit is an oligarchy
In this hierarchy.
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