Television and radio - Schedule of speeches by candidate for President of the Russian Federation G.A. Zyuganov on state television and radio channels.

- Cuckoo, cuckoo, how long do I have to live?
- Ku...
- Why so ma...

(Nikulin V.V., nickulin@spb.sitek.net)

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   The boy found two bags in the basement.
   “Sugar,” the bad head decided.
   The roar shook three blocks around...
   The Ministry of Emergency Situations found a pile of ruins.

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Vovochka has grown up. And he became a politician. Definitely.

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- What do you call people who don't eat meat?
- Pensioners.

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                Performance schedule
              presidential candidate
               Russian Federation
                   G.A. Zyuganov
                on government
               TV and radio channels

March 14:
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ORT: 08.25 - debate (Govorukhin, Dzhabrailov,
                     Tuleyev).
RTR: 08.20.
     19.30 - debate (Govorukhin).
TVC: 09.20.
"Radio Russia": 08.15.
                16.30 - debate (Dzhabrailov,
                        Skuratov, Titov).
"Youth": 12.30 - debate (Titov).
          18.23.

March 15:
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ORT: 08.22.
     12.15.
TV Capital: 18.06.
"Voice of Russia": 17.00 - debate (Pamfilova, Podbe-
                        Rezkin, Putin).
"Youth": 10.05.

March 16:
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RTR: 23.30.
TVC: 09.35.
"Mayak": 08.37.
"Youth": 12.30 - debate (Yavlinsky).

March 17:
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ORT: 08.22.
     12.15.
RTR: 16.50.
"Mayak": 13.35 - debate (Putin).

20March:
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ORT: 18.25.
TVC: 09.20.
     17.30 - debate (Putin, Skuratov).
"Voice of Russia": 15.30.
                17.00 - debate (Pamfilova,
                        Podberezkin, Putin).
"Radio Russia": 16.30 - debate (Pamfilova, Putin,
                        Sevostyanov).
"Youth": 08.40.

March 21:
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ORT: 08.25 - debate (Govorukhin, Titov).
RTR: 19.30 - debate (Skuratov).
TV Capital: 18.06.
"Radio Russia": 08.15.
"Mayak": 13.35 - debate (Titov).

March 22:
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ORT: 08.25 - debate (Pamfilova, Putin, Titov).
     12.37.
     18.25.
TVC: 17.30 - debate (Govorukhin, Skuratov).
"Voice of Russia": 16.10.
"Radio Russia": 08.15.
                16.30 - debate (Sevostyanov,
                        Tuleev, Yavlinsky).
"Mayak": 18.51.
"Youth": 12.30 - debate (Skuratov).

March 23:
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ORT: 12.15.
RTR: 08.20.
TVC: 09.15.
"Youth": 17.30.

March 24:
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ORT: 08.22.
RTR: 13.20.
"Mayak": 08.45.

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(based on materials from the newspaper "Soviet Russia").

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People's Deputy, accustomed to giving arpap from the rostrum
good advice, I visited the village for the first time.  Returning
tells his wife:
- I saw the man who made the horse!
- Don't talk nonsense!
- Pure truth!!! When I approached, he had already finished
  shaft to nail her legs!!!

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