A wounded man is brought to the intensive care unit with a knife sticking out
between the shoulder blades.
The doctor asks:
- Does it hurt?
Wounded:
- Only when I laugh.
(Andrey, s624@samaramail.ru)
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"What did democracy give us"
"Through democratic change we are learning
free at school,” they write in school essays
born in the late eighties. Many students
do not realize that free education is not
the gift of "democracy", and little of the achievements of social
alism that the “democrats” have not yet managed to take away.
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Night.
A half-naked homeless man is lying on a bench.
The cop approaches him.
-Who are you? asks the cop.
“I’m a new Russian,” the homeless man answers.
- What are you doing here? - asks the cop.
- I paid my taxes and sleep peacefully...
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NAKED words of Putin's program
Patriotic Information Agency (API),
V. Kasyanov, API columnist
And Putin is “naked”! Willy-nilly, but exactly that
what a thought (by analogy with the famous fairy tale by G.-Kh.An-
Dersena) is the first thing that comes to mind after reading
open letter to acting president to voters, published
elated last week. More recently
Vladimir Vladimirovich reassured his supporters,
that he, like in Greece, has everything. Including
a clear economic program that he has not yet
published only becausefears that he might
opponents did not immediately attack her and crush her
poured into pieces. To be honest, I had a hard time believing this.
house And yet many then admitted that the Kremlin
which tailors urgently cut for the future
king dress befitting his rank (election
platform, economic program, etc. etc.).
From the Kremlin workshop every now and then, in whispers,
there were rumors: work was in full swing, everything would be done soon
will be amazed by the greatness of the thoughts of our future, everyone
people's chosen one. And now, finally, we have waited.
Some fellow journalists have already begun to praise
to create the opus that has appeared. And here many, not without surprise,
They discovered that the document was empty. Some are general
phrases. And even those are kind of clumsy, without a clear logic
ical construction, without fresh ideas, without clear
plans. What could this mean? There are several
answer options. First (most likely): Pu-
Tina simply has nothing to say to voters. In addition to the thunder
calls, he does not have a clear withdrawal program
countries out of crisis. The second option (no less likely)
ny): to the candidate - acting deep on these very beat-
Ratels don't care. Following the recommendations of your suppliers
fox advisors, do not make sudden movements, what-
so as not to "scare off" the inflated ratings, he
continues to make promises that are pleasing to everyone
indiscriminately - both right and left. Viewed and
other versions. Whatever they arethe authors' intentions
opus appeared in the press, nevertheless, with
In any case, today it has become obvious to everyone: our I.O.
"goal like a falcon." Now everyone is intrigued by only one thing -
him: does Putin himself understand that he is naked? Not
causes less interest among the curious public
and the question is - who will paint it with great skill
"election attire"?
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