Millenium - the history of the newspaper "IZH NEWS".

<b>Millenium</b> - the history of the newspaper

          or how it all began


                       World - deep abyss!

                                   IA Bunin

(C) SOLDERMAN Izhevsk


                  PROLOGUE


                     "I send to England.

                     Have you heard? "- Hamlet

                     Prince of Denmark.


  /


    azalos would do with this millennium?
He kind of behind. You can, of course, lead
standard phrase academia: "The new
millennium begins in the year 2001. "But
it does not solve the problem. Yes, of course,
This text is written in the hope of imminent
the arrival of the new millennium, but the name
connected not with it.

  In my diary the two thousandth year marked
two dry words on a strict and monotonous in English: 
"Paranormal and Actional". Why? In this case we will deal 
within the next syntactic structures of the article. 


                 MONOLOGUE

             "By opening a vein,

      or short worldview

         Reference SOLDERMAN-a "


                       "Responding to a question

                       "Who am I?" each series
                       Kundu - pretty

                       big nagrzka for

                       mentality ", - Oleg

                       M. Hazhins
                       cue (GameExe7, 98).


  Can it come, the sinners? Then her husband - now an old man 
zahirevshy SOLDERMAN begins his Revelation. And do not expect 
old marazmatik, that is, I will have at least a modicum 
democratic. I'll tell you how in the olden days ... 

  Went, in my opinion, the two thousandth year (although
is now difficult to say for sure - so long ago it was). In a 
certain kingdom, children mine is in a state of living out the 
last millennium computer relic (If you remember that two 
millennia back to the primitive state human society existed 
details technological work, and one of these parts is a 
material box, which they called a computer). In this state

originated KVAZIZHIVOE BEING! It was
the more important because such creatures
at that time did not create human society. The creature is 
dubbed the non-existent in our time the word (since assimilated 
the language in which this word is still mattered), but in 
Russian this word meant something like "Izhevsk statements" 
(Izhevsk, if you know the story is bad humanity - is a 
concentration camp for loyal to the Government of the 
population). 

  Itself being, of course, not born to, but genetic engineering 
is that distant time was able to synthesize it cell. Its 
development is observed (for some reason) the team of 
obstetricians. These enthusiasts not thinking about 
consequences, conducted a secret operation with the 
Government's code number "VISH-SOFT" (you see: the software!). 

  Professionals gathered to call obstetrician was difficult: 
one tried to write music in order to accelerate the development 
of an organism, the other - to show not born black

square (one of the achievements of the primitive
art), the third - to tell scary
history. The result was appropriate: a baby born injured. This
fact is so scared of obstetricians that two
of them immediately fled the country, and a third
not be a fool, the moment of birth hidden in a wall cabinet.

  Born infant who received generic
injury remained, however, the alien
in the full sense of the word. Wrapped in
glossy cover with a delicious sign
"DPPM", six-foot-AMBAL baby barely
was not left to fend for themselves (which
have - do not store ...), but suddenly realized
all the specificity of his position (even
would be - to bring the world's first aliens (the most 
contradictory of this phrase lies in the contradictory 
phenomena)) does not run away obstetrician decided to proceed 
with the education of the mutant. 


                SORT


                Poor nechesan Kalinushka,

                There is nothing to flaunt it,

                Only painted spinushka,

                Yes, the shirt did not know.

                                Nekrasov


  State authorities were not satisfied with the results of the 
experiment and to analyze the failures have decided to enter 
the remainder of the country obstetrician. For this purpose 
were chosen two secret Agent class professionalism.

They had a clear mandate - to leave
on the obstetrician and infiltrate the environment around him 
to find out the causes and consequences disruption experiment.


  You are funny, but think what
idea of kvazisuschestvah was the then government. That's 
right, no. That's not got it with this operation.


  Both agents are extremely promptly went
on the obstetrician: first, to present a kindergarten teacher 
and a maniac killer in combination, suggested that the 
obstetrician for development of mutant his eloquently painted 
the inside dwelling, a second, turned out to be clever janitor, 
became a permanent visitor to this "space".


  Subsequently, the abode of the proposal
janitor's room was renamed the brutal torture - so skillfully 
tortured maniac mutant: pierced him with sharp daggers, put out 
every hour recovering eyes, etc. 

  But it could not last forever. So
and not having to report to authorities on the causes of
breakdown tests, the agents themselves on fire
education of the alien. State
such attempts will no longer take.

            A brief digression


             HISTORY


  I hope you realize that this article describes the history of 
the newspaper "IZH NEWS", which marks a year (on Christmas, the 
first issue) and a half years (from inception Ideas). Owned by 
its emergence can be considered event of the millennium.


  It's time to take stock of perishable
the newspaper's existence. To him and to engage,
familiarized with the story.

  Quiet day 13th of December in pre-New Year atmosphere is 
formed by the first edition IZH NEWS. Editor in chief, our 
unforgettable and witty companion, in his own words, someone 
NoViSeT introduces readers to the still nascent world of 
newspapers. In addition to his STAFFING-th of the more two 
mysteries for the uninitiated audience personality: RDM, 
consumed, according to the text, alcoholic beverages in 
unlimited the number of drunk and feeling itself is hardly

not by Paganini, and NAIL, whose role
for publishing the first issue after reading
STAFF-and underestimated. It turns out
that worked on the production of only the main
editor. Therefore it is very atmospheric and it looked like the 
inner contents: the transition from one section to almost do 
not notice supported by about a similar mood, the introduction 
of more like an introduction and etc.


  Of course, the first issue turned out not absolutely perfect, 
no wonder they say that the first practice makes perfect, but 
good luck this "coma" was largely random and relatively. Not to

height was informative, not very
were well lit entuziazno-optimistic ideas of the author. A 
exemplary unity sentiment in a newspaper determined soon

external factors than internal: a new
Year thorough undercut the initiative, and willing to write in 
IZH NEWS was not there. But sections of the newspaper, lost over

time, at least some of
them cope with the increasingly pressing problems
(To their essence, I'll be back later). Especially
I personally liked the articles with titles
"IDEA," "Why," "Competition".

  The shell of his newspaper had not, and therefore
it was wrapped in DPPM. And this, in fact, too
negative, especially for the edition with extensive
ambitions. But not because DPPM bad, but
because the newspaper should have its own face
(In the literal sense of the word). Dilettantism
observed in the decoration. But all of this we
(And, hopefully, you) simply for a worthy cause - lack of 
experience. 

  Go further. Mostly the noise in some places -
descended without a new (unscientific) Goals. Someone else has 
to get used to the new highly funny way of writing numbers, 
someone - does not awake from a New Year's hangover, and a new 
release IZH NEWS was already riveted. Date its release - 
01/04/2000 (2000:) (as written). Yes, IZH NEWS # 2 outputs, and 
this is its main achievement: finally finally approved the 
first in Izhevsk, a local e-newspaper published almost

each month. In fact, the newspaper was
in an advantageous position: competition in her
the period of time, severe competition,
No one in Izhevsk could not make, nor
required for one city in two editions
a similar shell.

  Anyway, the beginning of the year two thousand was crucial in 
consolidating the status of IZH NEWS, at least in Izhevsk. 
Feasible, according to the editor help in the creation of 
facilities provided future TRGshniki: MONOHROM, EXPERT, 
OVERAYE. In STAFFe appears bright red graph "moral

support and consultation, "which surely occupy these people. It 
would seem Why do we need such activity with respect

to VISH-SOFT from former X-TEAM-ovtsev? There are several 
reasons. Firstly, the idea create Izhevsk electronic newspaper 
owned by them as well. Secondly, the paper - it is the voice of 
a different order, the voice of the entire city, the voice of a 
new one (not only local) public. Thus, we have included an 
amorphous (at the time) the group X-TEAM. 

  Slowly but surely, it was a matter to a head.
Generally, the peel of one to two groups did not
get along. Three, perhaps, and then under the control of the 
all-seeing leader. And the third issue in this respect is 
crucial: it plays an important role in ordering and organizing 
group affiliation of the newspaper. It must be remembered that 
the composition VISH-SOFT (and later BRUTAL CREATORS) at this 
time is replenished. New members of the group had not yet 
manifested themselves, at first glance a conscious policy of 
"recognition" of human X-TEAM in IZH NEWS (in ideas, to 
participate in the newspaper, on the cooperation, etc.) - all 
these things combined led to a decrease in vigilance X-TEAM and 
... involvement in the production IZH NEWS.


  In place of the third issue of hasty strides
modernized the fourth. Deal with him in detail.

  Fun! Mood optimistichmonoe with
admixture of enthusiasm, feeling inexperienced writers - all of 
this caught the eye but it was hell, and really fun.

Why? By the logic of this issue and nothing special
was not supposed to stand out among the others, but
stood out though. Simply, IZH NEWS # 4 absorbed
the features of unfulfilled dreams BRUTAL CREATORS - Journal 
ZX-RELAX. But that's not all. The newspaper was in fact belong 
to one group, so the fourth edition appeared

introduction to all of the following, too, that
group. Price more rapidly than
required time, the modernization of the IZH NEWS
has been the increased demands for her and
spospeshestvovanie conflict of X-TEAM with
BRUTAL CREATORS.

  However, about this yet no one thought:
It was fun, fresh ideas (very successfully
entered in the entry to the newspaper's autobiographical 
Wikipedia). Content of the newspaper not only increased in 
quantity, but also changed qualitatively: the style of the 
authors was more diverse.


  On this ambiguous note ends
the first period NEWS-making-a. On breaking the cardinal unit 
of the newspaper, on its definition and the group - the fun ... 

  I want just in case, note that all
written here and below should not be taken
for their own opinion of the newspaper. Historical
the facts that I cite, of course, untrue, but their analysis 
and evaluation belong to me personally and to a large extent 
subjective. If your opinion does not coincide with mine, then I 
agree you have to listen and answer. In other words, for the 
original text this article only bear the responsibility

I.

       To be continued ...