My dog - Fox Terrier - dreams and reality.

<b>My dog </b> - Fox Terrier - dreams and reality.

(C) 1997 Alina



              About my dog.


              Fox Terrier -


         DREAMS AND REALITY.



  At that he hopes the average
man, plant a dog? He is currently edakogo canine genius
in the daily duties include
supply of slippers to bed, of shopping and newspapers, reading 
them aloud with comments, and so on.



  And this naive, uncorrupted person brings into the house to a 
small, fluffy, strawberry-smelling puppy,

unaware that he had purchased not only
new fun, but also a time bomb
action. The first thing that makes every decent dog, regardless 
of breed and the number of medals of their ancestors - is

puddle. If you have a small puppy, then
pool is small (consider this when choosing your pet). You, of 
course, take away this mess, assuring themselves and others 
that this will never again, it was a random mistake, so to 
speak, a bad influence breeder. All in disbelief shaking their 
heads, including a puppy. And really, you're a bit mistaken. 
Puppy is not just do not stop making puddles, but

make every effort to increase their quantity and quality.


  Then you allot your puppy a place available to him explaining 
why this mat is designed. But the puppy on this other opinion. 
His dog's philosophy does not allow it blasphemous to sleep on 
a bed, in which, as everyone knows, can have only one function: 
it is basic and the most favorable place for the administration 
of natural needs. He slept Only on the couch or in an extreme 
case of You in my arms. Depending on the aggressiveness of the 
breed, your attempts to convince pet lead either to 
dissatisfied growl, or to domestic injury. 


  All owners of dogs - people discharged from
earthly life, rather close to the angels,
than to the mortals. They are easy to find on the street
and acquaintances of constantly seeking
opinion - is they look to find
new danger in the face of their own or
someone else's dog.


  But a particularly strong threat posed to surrounding people, 
animals and subjects fox terriers. Manual of dog breeding in 
the description of fox terrier slip phrases like: "different 
breed of fervent disposition and immediacy." In my opinion, 
should be added: "Nervous people plant is not recommended." And 
indeed, anyone not recommended, except worst enemies. Because 
factories to fox terrier, you sign death sentence to their 
carpets, footwear, chair, some dresses, and many

friends, since after many
physical and moral damages from your dear friends foksika 
simply stop coming to you. If before you often had to invent 
pretexts order to ward off too importunate visitors, now you 
miss them even on their to society, attempting to lure the least

knowledgeable on the tea and biscuits. But they
've heard from friends about the addition of a
Your family and why prevaricate.


  You come to a conclusion that should
would ask the knowledgeable people,
mentally healthy if your dog because of her medical encyclopedia
pronounced acute form of schizophrenia,
burdened with congenital cretinism. Knowledgeable people say 
that Fox is healthy and continue in good health a couple of 
decades. In parting, they are encouraging look in your 
melancholy eyes, shake hand, and false hope that with

age, it will pass. You understand that
The term "age" they are just and
have in mind those "couple dozen
years.


  Meets you at home - guess who? " -
the same, preserving the "provocative nature."
Go to your arrival, he prepared a surprise for you, and even 
three in one: he pulled towel on the floor, made it a puddle and

he lay down on top. He was so glad you that immediately jumped 
into your cloak, and voiced his admiration of another puddle, 
and made it already being in limbo on your hands - that is, in 
especially difficult circumstances, for which he claims to be 
your delight. You are trying to be careful not to hurt the 
puppy, to express his bewilderment, but he pretends that he 
does not understand. In general, the incident is settled can be 
taken for the new entertainment. 


  Your pet will more and more clearly
shows you his character, and you are
more frustrated in universe
justice, questioning the existence of a Supreme Intelligence. 
If he really present - think

You - then at least some part of it, let
even the smallest, perepala would
Your dog. You realize the insidious
love. Out of love for you fox howling at night,
and especially the yearning (if you do not) eats
Your shoes, and for the company and chair legs.
For love of him you do not sleep at night, buy some new shoes, 
announces chairs philistinism and sit on the floor. Especially, 
on the floor you readily accessible to numerous foksovym 
licking and biting - he's happy. 


  Standard, Fox at the withers should not
exceed 41 with a half inch. When you watch the process of its 
power in your soul a sneaking suspicion that a small foksik 
gathered in communication, obviously, with a complex of 
inferiority, turn into the Great Dane. But the puppy has 
steadfastly refused to on the position on a diet of oat soup

and grated carrots (maybe he was not so
hopelessly stupid?). When he sees them
his bowl, his eyes filled with sadness. It still remains alive 
hopes that his eye was deceived and you are not so cruel man. 
He moves closer, tilts its head, closes his eyes and slowly 
sniffs. The body of his runs convulsive shiver. When eyes are 
opened, they shine by buying a dog tear. He looks at you 
imploringly and a little poskulivaet. You have to cheer

puppy, scoop a spoonful of his soup, and with
smacking relish, eats. Horror
comes through in his eyes. He finally
convinced of the inferiority of your exceptional and goes to 
suffer under the table. After ten minutes of his suffering, 
accompanied by whining and dogryzaniem survivors of chairs, you 
feel a monster, stop to taunt the dog and continue to feed him, 
as the Indian maharajah.



  In response, you naturally hope
see magaradzhiyskoe same upbringing. Not
Again! Once you decide to withdraw Fox, so to speak, the 
people, then have to go out, expecting it as

normal dog, the world will look and a
will show immediately repent. Then
how he himself shows, makes you blush and pretend the dog at 
the other end of the leash you do does not belong. This can be 
difficult, because foksik proud of you, and, after

another disgrace, according to associates, who inspired him to 
it. 


  Fox's relationship with other dogs
totally inadequate. His "fervent
temper "infuriates normal
representatives of the species: the poor dog can not
count how many dogs at the same time pulling his ears, paws and 
tail. He was in disbelief. Trying to kick the fifth striker 
Fox, he discovers more and sixth, sitting on his nape. Y

Dog starts seasick, his
nauseated, in the eyes of multiplying hordes
fox terrier, legs give way and he
humbly fall on his back. But rather
fox terriers total of one piece happily licking dog muzzle.


  Between Fox and appliances there is a more complex 
relationship. TV his guards: watch Fox makes

hunting stand at the screen and is just waiting
commands to drive the TV in the den
and there with him to kill. Mixer it's scary. Mysterious 
malevolent rumble does not inspire any confidence in Fox and 
causes seek refuge under the table.



  Relations between the vacuum and Fox are based on mutual 
hatred. From the Early puppyhood Fox expresses

their distrust of the vacuum cleaner by lightly
biting and porykivaniya. He feels
that it is not clear why we need a parasite, in vain are eating 
precious energy, so necessary for young Ukraine deserves public 
censure. Fox takes on the role of the public and

pursues a vacuum cleaner, being convinced by
that the validity of the measures taken.
Hoover does not give up. He draws his
terrible brush foksovy tender ears and there
patting them and bites. That's how they live. Your friends will 
offer gambling bets. My advice: put on Fox, I've seen many times

non-working vacuum cleaner, but never - idle foksika.


  In general, when you're flipping through a book on
dog breeding and are there on the turn a beautiful color photo 
of happy and contented life of a fox-terrier, note:

There are no photos of the owner. Very much in striking 
contrast was located next to a gaunt neurotic personality. 
Puppy Fox - as trust obshestvo, he lures you to the 
traditional, promising, loving eyes, you

anticipates the family idyll, but actually you got something 
like a generic curse. Sadly, it does not Saves any exorcist.




       Reader, you warned.


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